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I Love You, Man Quotes

I Love You, Man is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . I Love You, Man completed its run in 1970.

It features Theodore Shapiro (composer) in charge of musical score, and Lawrence Sher as head of cinematography.

I Love You, Man is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of I Love You, Man is 105 minutes long. I Love You, Man is distributed by DreamWorks.

The cast includes: Jason Segel as Sydney Fife, Paul Rudd as Peter Klaven, Thomas Lennon as Doug, J. K. Simmons as Oswald Klaven, Andy Samberg as Robbie Klaven, Jaime Pressly as Denise, Sarah Burns as Hailey, Jon Favreau as Barry, Rashida Jones as Zooey, Jane Curtin as Joyce Klaven, and Rob Huebel as Tevin Downey.

I Love You, Man Quotes

Paul Rudd as Peter Klaven

  • (Paul Rudd) "Sydney, you all right?"
  • (Jason Segel) "My f***in' ass."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Did you know that the best night I've had in the last 5 years is a night that Zooey and I split a bottle of wine, we made a summer salad and watched "Chocolat" together?"
  • (Jason Segel) "You mean "Chocolate"?"
  • (Paul Rudd) "Chocolat."
  • (Jason Segel) "Chocolate with Johnny Depp."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Chocolat."
  • (Jason Segel) "You're not f***ing French Pete, it's called "Chocolate"."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Chocolate's got an 'E' on at the end."
  • (Jason Segel) "That was your favorite night?"
  • (Paul Rudd) "Yes."
  • (Jason Segel) "Your best night in 5 years is watching "Chocolate" with Johnny Depp? You should be ashamed of yourself."
  • (Paul Rudd) "With the combination of wine and summer salad and "Chocolat", yeah."
  • (Jason Segel) "You should be embarrassed."
  • (Paul Rudd) "So what do i do? How do i make friends?"
  • (Andy Samberg) "If you see a cool looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Ok."
  • (Andy Samberg) "You know what i mean?"
  • (Paul Rudd) "No."
  • (Andy Samberg) "Casual lunch or after work drinks. You're not taking these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Ohhhh god i love that movie. No I wont."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Latress on the menjay."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Totally -- Totes McGotes."
  • (Paul Rudd) "She was very nice looking."
  • (Jason Segel) "Yeah -- I f***ed her."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Hey, Sydney. I could be in Venice by five. I could do that."
  • (Paul Rudd) "I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the Realtor."
  • (Jason Segel) "Hey check out these two. That guy needs to fart."
  • (Paul Rudd) "He does seem to be clenching."
  • (Jason Segel) "Watch the leg -- Boom."
  • (Paul Rudd) "He farted in my open house."
  • (Jason Segel) "He sure did."
  • (Paul Rudd) "I love you, man."
  • (Jason Segel) "I love you, too, bud."
  • (Paul Rudd) "I love you, dude."
  • (Jason Segel) "I love you, Bro Montana."
  • (Paul Rudd) "I love you, holmes."
  • (Jason Segel) "I love you, Broseph Goebbels."
  • (Paul Rudd) "I love you, muchacha."
  • (Jason Segel) "I love you, Tycho Brohe."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Rush. I love Rush."
  • (Jason Segel) "Dude. Rush is greatest rock band of all time."
  • (Paul Rudd) "I just don't see how having somebody piss on my face is going to help me sell Lou Ferrigno's house."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Are you telling me that Robbie is your best friend?"
  • (J. K. Simmons) "Yes, and Hank Marducas."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Hey Mel? Do you have any plans on June 30th?"
  • (Mel Stein) "-- I'm 89 years old what the f*** kind of plans would I have?"
  • (Paul Rudd) "Why is it weird that I have girl friends?"
  • (Paul Rudd) "Hey there Miss Moneyp*****. Wanna jump on my jet pack?"
  • (Paul Rudd) "Hey Tevin."
  • (Rob Huebel) "Hey man."
  • (Paul Rudd) "What's so funny?"
  • (Rob Huebel) "One of the guys in my fantasy football league just sent me a QuickTime, it's a grandma riding a Sybian machine."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Ha ha, what's that?"
  • (Rob Huebel) "It's one of those vibrating saddles that women sit on to give them like super intense orgasms."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Ohh --"
  • (Rob Huebel) "Check it out. How sick is that?"
  • (Paul Rudd) "It's very, that's very sick."
  • (Rob Huebel) "So awesome. She's a squirter. She's squirting. Peter, we got a squirter. Old faithful."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Hello fiance."
  • (Rashida Jones) "Hey baby I totally forgot it's my turn to host lady's night."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Oh no prob, I have a fencing practice anyway. I'll grab a beer with Gil and the boys afterward, hit them with the big news"
  • (Rashida Jones) "Great. I gotta go, love you."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Love you too."
  • (Rob Huebel) "Peter. Peter. I'm sending it to you."
  • (Paul Rudd) "No I don't want it."
  • (Rob Huebel) "You got it."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Ohh God. I don't even click it, how does it, I didn't click it on"
  • (Rob Huebel) "She got a bush like a porcupine."
  • (Paul Rudd) "I don't want to know anything about her bush. Hi, Lynette."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Slapping the bass. Slappa da bass. Slappa da bass mon. Slappa de bass mon."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?"
  • (Paul Rudd) "I will see you there, or I will see you on another time."
  • (Paul Rudd) "So, my plan is to create this cluster of live/work lofts all along the perimeter here. And; come here; also I'm planning this neighborhoody, kind of dining and retail area in the central square. You know I even had this thought that you, Denise, and Haley could open up a second location for your store --"
  • (Rashida Jones) "Really? Because Denise keeps talking about wanting to open up another branch."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Well it would be great. I I look, the land is a little pricey, so I couldn't develop it right away. But once I sell the Ferrigno Estate I figured out I could at least put a down payment on it, and still have enough money left over for the reception in Santa Barbara --"
  • (Rashida Jones) "What are you talking about, what reception?"
  • (Paul Rudd) "Do you need a plastic bag, or --"
  • (Jason Segel) "Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog."
  • (Paul Rudd) "I think we should spend some time apart."
  • (Jason Segel) "Okay."
  • (Paul Rudd) "So if I actually do wind up having a wedding, its probably best that you -- not be there."
  • (Jason Segel) "Yep. Sounds good to me, Pete."
  • (Paul Rudd) "And if you could have those billboards taken down --"
  • (Jason Segel) "Yeah, yeah, yeah. It will take a few days, but I will get on that. And I'll also make sure you get your money back as soon as possible."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Also I think you have my Season 2 LOST DVD's. If you could -- If you haven't watched them yet its no --"
  • (Jason Segel) "It's fine, Pete. They're right here."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Thanks."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Its just that Zooey hasn't seen them all yet. She's really curious is to what was going on inside that Hatch."
  • (Jason Segel) "Yep."
  • (Jason Segel) "I wish you the very best of luck, Peter."
  • (Paul Rudd) "You too, Sydney."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Bye, Anwar."

Jason Segel as Sydney Fife

  • (Jason Segel) "I still wanna hang out. Despite that joke. You're better than that."
  • (Jason Segel) "I'd just like to make a quick toast."
  • (Paul Rudd) "No."
  • (Jason Segel) "Wait, you jerked off to a picture of your own girl friend? You; that; wow, that is sick. Oh my God, what is wrong with you?"
  • (Paul Rudd) "What's wrong with that?"
  • (Jason Segel) "Pedro, there is so much wrong; I don't even know where to begin -- That is sick, man."
  • (Jason Segel) "Anybody want a peanut?"
  • (Jason Segel) "I always get this reaction, but the truth is they decrease sensitivity so I can last longer."
  • (Jason Segel) "This is my nightmare."
  • (Jason Segel) "This is where i jerk-off."
  • (Open House Couple) "I like it, but I'm not sure about the space -- I'm thinking it might be a little bit small."
  • (Jason Segel) "Totally, and it smells like fart."
  • (Jason Segel) "Trying is having the intention to fail. You've got to scrap that word from your vocab. Say you're gonna do it and you will."
  • (Jason Segel) "This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake."
  • (Jason Segel) "Oh, that was my mother's name --"
  • (Jason Segel) "Peter, I am a man. I have an ocean of testosterone flowing through my veins."
  • (Jason Segel) "You get home safe, Pistol."
  • (Paul Rudd) "You got it, Joben."
  • (Jason Segel) "I'm sorry, what?"
  • (Paul Rudd) "Er -- nothing."
  • (Jason Segel) "No, what did you say?"
  • (Paul Rudd) "Nah, I don't know -- You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you -- "Joben" -- It means nothing -- I don't -- I'm drunk -- I'm gonna call a cab."
  • (Jason Segel) "That open house was understated, it was classy, elegant. I've been to a million of those things, and nobody, nobody put out Rosemary Flatbread Paninis. Hold on, my dog needs to s*** --"
  • (Jason Segel) "Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Blaaah."
  • (Jason Segel) "Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again."

Jaime Pressly as Denise

  • (Jaime Pressly) "He's 40 pounds overweight, has a Jew-fro and a small penis. I'm the best thing he's ever going to have and I'm only a seven."
  • (Jaime Pressly) "Oh, my God -- Peter's got a boyfriend."
  • (Sarah Burns) "And I don't."
  • (Jaime Pressly) "Oh God, why does everything have to be about you?"
  • (Sarah Burns) "Because I'm single."

Rob Huebel as Tevin Downey

  • (Rob Huebel) "She's got a bush like a porcupine."

Jon Favreau as Barry

  • (Jon Favreau) "I don't think she sucks his --"
  • (Jaime Pressly) "Watch your mouth."

Thomas Lennon as Doug

  • (Thomas Lennon) "Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together -- you can Facebook me."
  • (Thomas Lennon) "I just wish I could take back that kiss --"
  • (Jason Segel) "Woah."
  • (Thomas Lennon) "-- because now I know it was the taste of betrayal."
  • (Paul Rudd) "It wasn't the taste of betrayal."
  • (Thomas Lennon) "It was the taste of betrayal."
  • (Paul Rudd) "It wasn't the ta --"
  • (Thomas Lennon) "It was the taste of betrayal -- you f***ing whore."
  • (Paul Rudd) "I can actually explain that."
  • (Jason Segel) "I would looove to hear that."
  • (Thomas Lennon) "You're a whore Peter."

Jane Curtin as Joyce Klaven

  • (Jane Curtin) "Peter always connected better with women."
  • (Rashida Jones) "You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Thank you fiancee."
  • (J. K. Simmons) "Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian."
  • (Paul Rudd) "Oh come on."

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