I'm Alan Partridge Quotes

I'm Alan Partridge is a Situation comedy that was first aired in 1997 on BBC Two. I'm Alan Partridge ended its run in 2002.

I'm Alan Partridge was on for 12 episodes. I'm Alan Partridge is created by Peter Baynham.

I'm Alan Partridge is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of I'm Alan Partridge is 27-29 minutes (approximately) long. Spinoffs for this show include Mid Morning Matters with Alan Partridge.

I'm Alan Partridge Quotes

• (Unnamed) "You work in a petrol station, Michael. It's not the Gulf War. Which ironically is like a large petrol station."

• (Unnamed) "Back of the net."

• (Unnamed) "You work in a petrol station Michael. It's not the Gulf War. Which ironically is like a large petrol station."

• (Unnamed) "That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."

• (Unnamed) "Kiss my face."

• (Unnamed) "Do you mind if I talk? It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak."
• (Unnamed) "Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to"
• (Unnamed) "DI-XONS. They do say it'll help people in"
• (Unnamed) "WHEEEEELCHAIRS."

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