I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry Quotes

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . I Now Pronounce You Chuck &amp stopped airing in 1970.

It features Adam Sandler; Jack Giarraputo; Tom Shadyac, and Michael Bostick as producer, Rupert Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score, and Dean Semler as head of cinematography.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry is 115 minutes long. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Adam Sandler as Chuck Levine, Kevin James as Larry Valentine, Nick Swardson as Kevin McDonough, Dan Aykroyd as Captain Phineas J. Tucker, Jessica Biel as Alex McDonough, Steve Buscemi as Clint Fitzer, and Mary Pat Gleason as Teresa.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry Quotes

Adam Sandler as Chuck Levine

• (Adam Sandler) "What do you got?"
• (Kevin James) "Maxi Pads."
• (Adam Sandler) "What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back."

• (Unnamed) "How's my mom?"
• (Adam Sandler) "She survived the birthing process, nothing's gonna take her down."

• (Unnamed) "Do you do me?"
• (Adam Sandler) "Oh you couldn't handle it little man."
• (Unnamed) "Hai."

• (Adam Sandler) "Going in straight."
• (Kevin James) "Coming out -- gay?"

• (Adam Sandler) "Oh my God, it's homo-palooza."

• (Adam Sandler) "The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron."

• (Adam Sandler) "Gay guys know how to dance good. It's like the law or some s***."

• (Adam Sandler) "Let's go junior high on them."

• (Adam Sandler) "Hey. Big Rago. I smell your feet from here. I like it."
• (Mary Pat Gleason) "Oh -- He thinks my feet stink."
• (Mary Pat Gleason) "Now that's a stink."

• (Adam Sandler) "Hey. For the record, every time I laughed at one of your jokes, I was faking it."
• (Kevin James) "You're a monster."

• (Adam Sandler) "Going in alive."
• (Kevin James) "Coming out the same way."

• (Adam Sandler) "I'm not an animal. I'm a whore."

• (Adam Sandler) "That's how we roll in our house, baby."

• (Unnamed) "Civil or religious?"
• (Adam Sandler) "Religious. I'm Jewish, I don't wanna piss my mother off."
• (Kevin James) "I'm Catholic, I don't wanna piss Mel Gibson off."

Dan Aykroyd as Captain Phineas J. Tucker

• (Dan Aykroyd) "Gentlemen, I have a very simple policy. What you shove up your ass is your own business."

• (Dan Aykroyd) "If these two men are gay then I'm a one-legged parrot. Anybody see me with a crutch and a cracker?"

• (Dan Aykroyd) "Whenever, whatever. That's the code."

• (Dan Aykroyd) "And most importantly, they showed us that no matter whom we choose to love, be they heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, bisexual, trisexual, quadrisexual, pansexual, transexual, omnisexual or that thing where the chick ties the belt around your neck and tinkles on a ballon, it has absolutely nothing to do with who we are as people."

• (Dan Aykroyd) "You guys are gonna be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory."

• (Dan Aykroyd) "And you"
• (Dan Aykroyd) "if my pencil sharpener had a skirt I would have to hide it."

Kevin James as Larry Valentine

• (Kevin James) "Chuck, we really pulled this one out our asses."
• (Adam Sandler) "Bad choice of words there, Larry. Bad choice of words."

• (Kevin James) "Larry; Chuck's better half."
• (Adam Sandler) "Two-thirds, actually."

• (Phone Operator) "What is your name?"
• (Kevin James) "Larry Valentine"
• (Phone Operator) "I didn't quite hear that."
• (Kevin James) "Larry Valentine"
• (Phone Operator) "You said, "Barry Schmalintine""
• (Kevin James) "Schmalintine"
• (Phone Operator) "You said "Schmalintine""
• (Kevin James) "I was enunciating."
• (Phone Operator) "You said, "I was enunciating.""
• (Kevin James) "Wheeew."
• (Phone Operator) "You said, "Wheeew.""

• (Kevin James) "The worst day we ever had on the job?"
• (Adam Sandler) "This little kid fell in a swimming pool --"
• (Kevin James) "Chuck was the first one there --"
• (Adam Sandler) "I dove in --"
• (Kevin James) "He pulled him out --"
• (Adam Sandler) "I worked on him --"
• (Kevin James) "worked on him, worked on him, but --"
• (Adam Sandler) "Larry stayed with me all that night. I just couldn't get -- couldn't get that kid outta my head."
• (Kevin James) "When my wife died."
• (Adam Sandler) "Ah, that was the worst."
• (Kevin James) "I collapsed."
• (Adam Sandler) "He knew it was coming but --"
• (Kevin James) "What we have is beyond friendship."
• (Adam Sandler) "He's the best man I know."
• (Kevin James) "I'd do anything for him."
• (Adam Sandler) "I love him."
• (Kevin James) "I love him."

• (Unnamed) "Mr. Valentine, you said you're a fireman."
• (Kevin James) "Yes, that is correct."
• (Unnamed) "Do you have two jobs? Because my dad said that you're also a butt pirate."

• (Kevin James) "Bolognaise."
• (Mary Pat Gleason) "Looks more like Bowl of s***."

Nick Swardson as Kevin McDonough

• (Nick Swardson) "I'm sorry sir. He sucks, you're cool, I'm gay, I'm out."

• (Nick Swardson) "Yeah, yeah. Gay love."

• (Nick Swardson) "Hey, apple dumpling, what's crack-a-lacking?"

Jessica Biel as Alex McDonough

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Steve Buscemi as Clint Fitzer

• (Steve Buscemi) "What is this, 'Gays of Our Lives'?"

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