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I, Robot... You, Jane Quotes

I, Robot... You, Jane is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . I, Robot... You, Jane completed its run in 1970.

I, Robot... You, Jane Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Right now, a man in Beijing is transferring money to a Swiss bank account for a contract on his mother's life. Good for him."
  • (Unnamed) "Does he go here? What's his name? Have you kissed him? What's he like?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, Malcolm, no, and very nice."
  • (Unnamed) "I need your help. But before that, um, I need you to believe something that, um, you may not want to. Uh, there's, uh- Something's got into -- i-i-inside -- There's a demon in the Internet."
  • (Unnamed) "I know."
  • (Unnamed) "Honestly, what is it about them that bothers you so much?"
  • (Unnamed) "The smell."
  • (Unnamed) "Computers don't smell, Rupert."
  • (Unnamed) "I know. Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A certain flower, or a-a whiff of smoke can bring up experiences long forgotten. Books smell musty and-and-and rich. The knowledge gained from a computer is a; it, uh, it has no-no texture, no-no context. It's-it's there and then it's gone. If it's to last, then-then the getting of knowledge should be, uh, tangible, it should be, um, smelly."
  • (Unnamed) "I know our ways are strange to you, but soon you will join us in the twentieth century, with three whole years to spare."
  • (Unnamed) "No, it's just -- this Malcolm guy? What's his deal? I mean, tell me you're not slightly wigged."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, slightly. I mean, just not knowing what he's really like."
  • (Unnamed) "Or who he really is. I mean, sure he says he's a high school student, but I can say I'm a high school student."
  • (Unnamed) "You are."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, but I can also say that I'm an elderly Dutch woman. Get me? I mean, who's to say I'm not if I'm in the elderly Dutch chat room?"
  • (Unnamed) "I get your point."
  • (Unnamed) "I get your point. Oh, this guy could be anybody. He could be weird, or crazy, or old, or -- He could be a circus freak."
  • (Unnamed) "He's probably a circus freak."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah. I mean, we read about it all the time. Y'know, people meet on the net, they talk, they get together, have dinner, a show, horrible ax murder."
  • (Unnamed) "Willow, ax murdered, by a circus freak -- Okay, okay, what do we do?"
  • (Unnamed) "What are we doing? Xander, you get me started. We are totally overreacting."
  • (Unnamed) "But it's fun, isn't it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you really are an old-fashioned boy, aren't you?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I-I don't dangle a corkscrew from my ear."
  • (Unnamed) "That's not where I dangle it."
  • (Unnamed) "Xander, you wanna stay and help me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Are you kidding?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, it was a joke I made up."
  • (Unnamed) "I can just tell something's wrong; my spider sense is tingling."
  • (Unnamed) "Your spider sense?"
  • (Unnamed) "Pop culture reference -- sorry."

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