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I Take Thee Quagmire Quotes

I Take Thee Quagmire is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . I Take Thee Quagmire stopped airing in 1970.

I Take Thee Quagmire Quotes

  • (Stewie Griffin) "By the way, you call those cheap implants boobs? They're not boobs. They're LIES."
  • (Lois Griffin) "Tonight we're going to try formula instead."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Ugh. That's more disgusting than when Peter went through that Daisy Dukes phase."
  • (Peter Griffin) "So, who's up for some hoops at the park, huh? Oh, there you are. Come here, you basketball."
  • (Brian Griffin) "It's like a walrus flossing."
  • (Peter Griffin) "You know, this may not be cool, just throwing it out there, she was suicidal."
  • (Death) "Really?"
  • (Glen Quagmire) "Giggity giggity GOD, I made a terrible mistake."
  • (Brian Griffin) "Well, I guess that's not the weirdest thing I've ever seen on a gameshow. Remember that time Mayor Adam West appeared on Jeopardy?"
  • (Alex Trebek) "Alright players, the answer is, "It was the first spacecraft on the surface of Mars." Adam, what was your response?"
  • (Alex Trebek) "Kebert Xela."
  • (Mayor Adam West) "Only saying his name backwards can send him back to the Fifth Dimension, where he belongs."
  • (Glen Quagmire) "I gotta find a way out of this marriage. Cleveland, how did you get out of yours?"
  • (Cleveland Brown) "You slept with my wife."

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