I Take Thee Quagmire Quotes

I Take Thee Quagmire is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . I Take Thee Quagmire stopped airing in 1970.

I Take Thee Quagmire Quotes

• (Stewie Griffin) "By the way, you call those cheap implants boobs? They're not boobs. They're LIES."

• (Lois Griffin) "Tonight we're going to try formula instead."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Ugh. That's more disgusting than when Peter went through that Daisy Dukes phase."
• (Peter Griffin) "So, who's up for some hoops at the park, huh? Oh, there you are. Come here, you basketball."
• (Brian Griffin) "It's like a walrus flossing."

• (Peter Griffin) "You know, this may not be cool, just throwing it out there, she was suicidal."
• (Death) "Really?"

• (Glen Quagmire) "Giggity giggity GOD, I made a terrible mistake."

• (Brian Griffin) "Well, I guess that's not the weirdest thing I've ever seen on a gameshow. Remember that time Mayor Adam West appeared on Jeopardy?"
• (Alex Trebek) "Alright players, the answer is, "It was the first spacecraft on the surface of Mars." Adam, what was your response?"
• (Alex Trebek) "Kebert Xela."
• (Mayor Adam West) "Only saying his name backwards can send him back to the Fifth Dimension, where he belongs."

• (Glen Quagmire) "I gotta find a way out of this marriage. Cleveland, how did you get out of yours?"
• (Cleveland Brown) "You slept with my wife."

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