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Ice Age: The Meltdown Quotes

Ice Age: The Meltdown is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Ice Age: The Meltdown ended in 1970.

It features Lori Forte as producer, and John Powell (composer) in charge of musical score.

Ice Age: The Meltdown is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ice Age: The Meltdown is 91 minutes long. Ice Age: The Meltdown is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: John Leguizamo as Sid, Denis Leary as Diego, Seann William Scott and Josh Peck as Crash, Queen Latifah as Ellie, Jay Leno as Fast Tony, Alan Tudyk as Cholly, Debi Derryberry as Diatryma Mom, Clea Lewis as Female Mini Sloth, Cindy Slattery as Aardvark Mom, Cindy Slattery as Aardvark Dad, Cindy Slattery as Aardvark Kids, Chris Wedge as Scrat, Tom Fahn as Stu, Alex Sullivan as James, Clea Lewis as Female Ox, and Clea Lewis as Male Ox.

Ice Age: The Meltdown Quotes

John Leguizamo as Sid

  • (John Leguizamo) "What in the animal kingdom was "that"?"
  • (Denis Leary) "I don't know. But from now on, land safe, water -- not safe."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Look, I opened my camp. "Campo del Sid". It means Camp of Sid."
  • (Denis Leary) "Congratulations. You're now an idiot in "two" languages."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Shh. Not in front of the K-I-D-Z. These little guys love me. Right, Billy?"
  • (Glypto Boy Billy) "Don't make me eat you."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Ah, they kid. That's why they're called "kids"."
  • (Manfred) "So, you think she's the girl for me?"
  • (John Leguizamo) "Oh, yeah, she's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. She "completes" you."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Stop, hey. What's that sound? All the mammoths are in the ground."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Hey, Manny. I've heard you're going extinct."
  • (Denis Leary) "Hey. If you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitiviy."
  • (Manfred) "I'm not going extinct."
  • (Cindy Slattery) "Kids, look. The "last" mammoth."
  • (Cindy Slattery) "Woah."
  • (Cindy Slattery) "Now you probably won't see another one of "those" again. See?"
  • (John Leguizamo) "Makin' friends everywhere yuh go; just makin' friends."
  • (John Leguizamo) "No running, James. Camp rules."
  • (Alex Sullivan) "Make me, sloth."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Make me, "sir". It's all about respect."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Jealously, mostly. But the point is that fear is natural."
  • (Denis Leary) "Fear is for prey."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Then what means the water has made you its prey."
  • (John Leguizamo) "You guys won't believe what happened to me just now."
  • (Denis Leary) "I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you were "sleepwalking"."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Oh, no. I was kidnapped by a tribe of mini sloths."
  • (Denis Leary) "That was going to be my second guess."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Manny, you've come a long way since we first met, and I'll take the credit for that, but you need to let go of the past so you'll have a future."
  • (John Leguizamo) "When the going gets tough, the great, party."
  • (John Leguizamo) "I Just did something involuntary -- and messy."
  • (John Leguizamo) "He's coming around the corner, and he's up by a couple of fifths. He's ahead by a tusk. Oh, he's beating Diego. Diego's gonna go to the corner."
  • (John Leguizamo) "This is either really good or really bad."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Oh, no, no, no. Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king? A thousand years bad juju for killing fire-king."
  • (Clea Lewis) "Superheated rock from the earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years."
  • (John Leguizamo) "You are a very advanced race. Together we can look for a solution."
  • (Clea Lewis) "We have one. Sacrifice the fire-king."
  • (John Leguizamo) "That's not very advanced."
  • (Clea Lewis) "Worth a shot."
  • (John Leguizamo) "I'm gonna be the first one to jump off the Eviscerator, and then you guys are gonna have to start showing me some respect."
  • (Manfred) "You jump off this, the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead."
  • (Denis Leary) "Come on, Manny. He's not that stupid."
  • (Denis Leary) "But I've been wrong before."
  • (John Leguizamo) "We're gonna live."
  • (John Leguizamo) "We're gonna die."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures."
  • (Denis Leary) "That's genius, Sid."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Call me Squid."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?"
  • (Manfred) "Diego. It's not even close."
  • (Denis Leary) "Heh, told you."
  • (Queen Latifah) "Manny, you can't choose between your kids."
  • (Manfred) "He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog, and that dog had a kid, and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Can I have a dog, Manny?"
  • (Manfred) "No."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Ellie, can I have a dog?"
  • (Queen Latifah) "Of course, you can, sweetie."
  • (Manfred) "Ellie, we have to be consistent with them."
  • (John Leguizamo) "You did it, buddy, you kicked water's butt."
  • (Denis Leary) "Nothing to it. Most animals can swim as babies, you know."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Yeah but not tigers. I left that part out."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Well, tomorrow's the day the scary vulture said we're all gonna die."

Denis Leary as Diego

  • (Denis Leary) "I am NOT your prey. I am NOT your prey. I am NOT -- YOUR -- PREY."
  • (Manfred) "Uh, Diego, retract the claws, please."
  • (Denis Leary) "Oh -- right -- sorry."
  • (John Leguizamo) "You know, if I didn't know you better Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water."
  • (John Leguizamo) "OK, Good thing I know you better."
  • (Denis Leary) "Can't you see is thin enough without you two wearing it down?"
  • (John Leguizamo) "Ah, Diego. Come on, the ice may be thin, but it's strong enough to hold a 10 ton mammoth and a nine ton possum."
  • (Eddie) "I'd rather be roadkill."
  • (Denis Leary) ""That" can be arranged."
  • (Manfred) "Hey. Who said you kids could torture the sloth?"
  • (Denis Leary) "Manny, don't squash their creativity."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Hey, Manny, Diego, my bad mammal-jammals. Want to give the sloth a hand?"
  • (Manfred) "Have you seen a mammoth?"
  • (Shovelmouth Male) "No, sorry."
  • (Manfred) "Have you seen a mammoth?"
  • (Freaky Female) "No, no I haven't."
  • (Denis Leary) "Possum, about eleven foot tall?"
  • (Cindy Slattery) "Uh-uh."
  • (Denis Leary) "Big mistake, you miscreants."
  • (Eddie) "Miscreants?"
  • (John Leguizamo) "Uh, Diego, they are possums."
  • (Denis Leary) "If anyone asks, there were fifty of 'em -- And, uh -- They were rattlesnakes."
  • (Manfred) "And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy, and they lived happily ever after."
  • (Denis Leary) "Good job."
  • (Beaver Boy) "Question. Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?"
  • (Manfred) "Because -- because he wanted to be with his family."
  • (Diego's Bird Girl) "I think he should go with the girl burro. That's a better love story."
  • (Manfred) "Okay. Well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do."
  • (Elk Boy) "Burro is a demeaning name. Technically it's called a wild ass."
  • (Manfred) "Fine. The wild ass boy went home to his wild ass mother."
  • (Manfred) "See, that's why I called it a burro."

Seann William Scott and Josh Peck as Crash

  • (Eddie) "Who's gonna roll in that dung patch with me?"
  • (Seann William Scott and Josh Peck) "Dung patch?"
  • (Eddie) "Crash, I told you not to drink before bed."
  • (Seann William Scott and Josh Peck) "I didn't do "this"."
  • (Seann William Scott and Josh Peck) "At least not "all" of it."
  • (Seann William Scott and Josh Peck) "I believe I can fly."
  • (Eddie) "What if we're the last creatures left alive? We'll have to repopulate the earth."
  • (Seann William Scott and Josh Peck) "How? Everyone is either a dude or our sister."

Jay Leno as Fast Tony

  • (Manfred) "Come on. Don't listen to him. Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape."
  • (Jay Leno) "Are you making an offer? I mean -- No, I would not."
  • (Jay Leno) "You, ma'am. You look like a big "fat" hairy beast. How you'd like to lost a ton or two?"
  • (Clea Lewis) "Uh. Would I ever."
  • (Clea Lewis) "Don't listen to him, Vera. You're already thin as a twig."
  • (Jay Leno) "And I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend."
  • (Manfred) "We gotta listen to him, he was right about the flood."
  • (Jay Leno) "I am?"
  • (Jay Leno) "I mean, yes, I am."
  • (Elk Dad) "Wait a minute, "you're" the one who said there wasn't going to "be" a flood. Why should we listen to you?"
  • (Manfred) "Because we saw what's up there. The dam's gonna break, the entire valley's gonna flood."
  • (Jay Leno) "It's all part of my accu-weather forecast. The five-day outlook is calling for intense flooding followed by -- the end of the world. And a slight chance of patchy sunshine later in the week."
  • (Jay Leno) "Stu, we made it. We're gonna live."
  • (Jay Leno) "Well, "I'm", anyway."

Debi Derryberry as Diatryma Mom

  • (Manfred) "Mammoths can't go extinct; we're the biggest animals on Earth."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "Uh, what about the dinosaurs?"
  • (Manfred) "The dinosaurs got cocky. They made enemies."

Queen Latifah as Ellie

  • (Manfred) "You are so stubborn and hard-headed."
  • (Queen Latifah) "Well, I guess that proves it; I am a mammoth."
  • (Queen Latifah) "Hey, do we do any special tricks like roll over, or do we just throw our weight around?"
  • (Manfred) "I knew it. I knew I couldn't be the only one."
  • (Queen Latifah) "Me too. Everybody falls out of the tree sometimes. They just won't admit it."
  • (Queen Latifah) "What about me is attractive?"
  • (Manfred) "Your -- butt?"
  • (Queen Latifah) "What about it?"
  • (Manfred) "It's -- big?"
  • (Queen Latifah) "You're just saying that."
  • (Manfred) "No, I mean it. It's huge. Biggest darned butt I've ever seen."
  • (Queen Latifah) "That is really sweet."
  • (Queen Latifah) "You ain't savin' the species TONIGHT, or any OTHER night."
  • (Queen Latifah) "OK. We followed you during the day, now you're coming with us at night."
  • (Manfred) "But we can't see at night."
  • (Queen Latifah) "Then enjoy the flood."
  • (Eddie) "I can't even look at him."
  • (Seann William Scott and Josh Peck) "Pervert."

Cindy Slattery as Aardvark Dad

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Tom Fahn as Stu

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Alan Tudyk as Cholly

  • (Alan Tudyk) "Sorry. My stomach hates me."

Clea Lewis as Male Ox

  • (Clea Lewis) "Bad juju."
  • (Clea Lewis) "Fire King avert flood. Join us, O great and noble flaming one."
  • (Denis Leary) "Whoa, not so fast there. Okay? You make a quality offer, but Fire King has a prior commitment. His herd needs him. He is the gooey, sticky -- stuff that holds us together. He made this herd, and we'd be nothing without him."
  • (John Leguizamo) "You mean it? Ohh."
  • (Denis Leary) "Sid. Sid. I'm -- That doesn't mean "want to touch.""

Chris Wedge as Scrat

  • (Chris Wedge) "Peep."
  • (Chris Wedge) "Aaaaahhhhhh."

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