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If.... Quotes

If.... is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . If.... ended its run in 1970.

It features Lindsay Anderson as producer, Marc Wilkinson in charge of musical score, and Miroslav Ondříček as head of cinematography.

If.... is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of If.... is 111 minutes long. If.... is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Malcolm McDowell as Mick Travis, Peter Jeffrey as Headmaster, Philip Bagenal as Peanuts, and Christine Noonan as The Girl.

If.... Quotes

Malcolm McDowell as Mick Travis

  • (Malcolm McDowell) "When do we live? That's what I want to know."
  • (Malcolm McDowell) "The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy bear to Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life."
  • (Malcolm McDowell) "There's only one thing you can do with a girl like this. Walk naked into the sea together as the sun sets. Make love once -- Then die."
  • (Malcolm McDowell) "Stephans. Whatever you're doing now -- don't."
  • (Malcolm McDowell) "There's no such thing as a wrong war. Violence and revolution are the only pure acts."
  • (Malcolm McDowell) "The whole world will end very soon; black, brittle bodies peeling into ash --"
  • (Malcolm McDowell) "What stands, if freedom falls? Who dies, if England lives?"

Christine Noonan as The Girl

  • (Christine Noonan) "Go on. Look at me. Look at my eyes. I'll kill you. Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror and my eyes get bigger and bigger. And I'm like a tiger. I like tigers. Rrrrah."

Peter Jeffrey as Headmaster

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Philip Bagenal as Peanuts

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