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In the Army Now (film) Quotes

In the Army Now (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . In the Army Now completed its run in 1970.

It features Michael Rotenberg as producer, Robert Folk in charge of musical score, and William Wages as head of cinematography.

In the Army Now (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of In the Army Now (film) is 88 minutes long. In the Army Now (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Pauly Shore as Bones, Andy Dick as Jack, Esai Morales as Sgt. Stern, and David Alan Grier as Fred Ostroff.

In the Army Now (film) Quotes

Andy Dick as Jack

  • (1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams) "I am First Sergeant Brandon T. Williams. It is my intention to run this company like a clock. If one gear slips in my clock, my clock'll tell the wrong time. If one spring is loose in my clock, my clock'll tell the wrong time. First Sergeant Williams likes his clock to tell the right time. Do you understand me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, First Sergeant."
  • (Andy Dick) "What did he just say?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "I don't know, something about his clock being broken."
  • (Andy Dick) "Oh no -- that's not good. That's noooot good. Uh-oh -- he's coming over --"
  • (Andy Dick) "Tell me about the store again."

Pauly Shore as Bones

  • (Sgt. Ladd) "Drop down and give me twenty."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Here. Take the whole wallet."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Hey this reminds me of camp -- John Jacob Jingle Himenschmidt"
  • (Unnamed) "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA. John --"
  • (Unnamed) "SHUT UP."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Thank you, sir. But I could not have done it without the help and inspiration of my brother, the poolman."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Your sucking too much sand in the air filter. I'M ORDERING YOU."
  • (Andy Dick) "Your ordering me?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "I'm first class --"
  • (Pauly Shore) "now I'm ordering you."
  • (Andy Dick) "The only reason your first class is cause your brother is a poolman. (Truck makes a poping noise and"
  • (Pauly Shore) "I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel."
  • (Pauly Shore) "You're sitting in the chair, like "Can somebody"
  • (Pauly Shore) "help me?""
  • (David Alan Grier) "See, see that's what I'm talking about."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Can I call you 'General Sweetpants'?"
  • (1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams) "Have my words fallen upon deaf ears?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Yes, Sergeant. I mean No, Sergeant."
  • (1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams) "Don't you know that I'm your First Seargent?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "I really wish you were my First Sergeant, but I already had a couple ones already."
  • (1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams) "Drop and give me push ups. You will continue to give me push ups until you learn to address me as First Sergeant. Is that clear?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Yes. First Sergeant."
  • (1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams) "Go."
  • (Pauly Shore) "One, First Sergeant, Two First Sergeant --"
  • (Pauly Shore) "I don't know. How does it feel to be a dick, dick?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "How about this watch?"
  • (Andy Dick) "No, not the watch. It has a compass."
  • (Pauly Shore) "-- it has a compass? You mean to tell me that we have been out in this desert for three days and you had a compass the entire time? Ooooh, Jack. You're going to get a lot of noogies for this."
  • (Andy Dick) "I forgot."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Yeah? Well now you're going to forget about this watch cause it's gone now."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Wow Jack -- LOOK AT THAT ASS. Wooo. Maybe you should stay naked."
  • (Sgt. Ladd) "This is exactly like practice, except this is a real live grenade. You will do exactly as you have been trained."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Yes, Drill Seargent."
  • (Sgt. Ladd) "When I give the command to execute, you will drop the pin and throw the grenade."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Yes, Drill Seargent."
  • (Sgt. Ladd) "Drop the pin, throw the grenade."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Yes, Drill Seargent."
  • (Sgt. Ladd) "Execute."
  • (Sgt. Ladd) "Move it."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Thank you, Drill Seargent, you saved my life. I owe you one."
  • (Sgt. Ladd) "No, you owe me fifty."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Is it hot in Chad?"

Esai Morales as Sgt. Stern

  • (Esai Morales) "Absolutely, the morphine the better."
  • (Esai Morales) "Dad, why can't I go to ballet class? Teacher said I'm a natural."
  • (Esai Morales) "Daddy? Why can't I go to ballet class? -- Teacher says I'm a natural --"

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