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In the Land of Women Quotes

In the Land of Women is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . In the Land of Women stopped airing in 1970.

It features Steve Golin as producer, Stephen Trask in charge of musical score, and Paul Cameron (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

In the Land of Women is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of In the Land of Women is 98 minutes long. In the Land of Women is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Adam Brody as Carter Webb, Meg Ryan as Sarah Hardwicke, Makenzie Vega as Paige Hardwicke, Graham Wardle as Gabe Foley, Kristen Stewart as Lucy Hardwicke, and JoBeth Williams as Agnes Webb.

In the Land of Women Quotes

Adam Brody as Carter Webb

  • (Adam Brody) "Hey Grandma, not okay to answer the door when you're not wearing clothes."
  • (Adam Brody) "I've been trying to write this letter for a while now, the kind you said you'd never received. The kind I've been working on my whole life. I remember being 13 years old, sitting in my room all night, listening to the same song over and over. I thought that if I could write something beautiful, something honest, I could make someone love me. I've taken a lot for granted. I've never tried too hard; always avoided responsibility. I came here because I was running away, 'cause I wanted to be alone. Instead I met you and you weren't taking anything for granted. I hope you get all the moments you deserve. I hope you go back to NY and sit in the met in the room with the painting of the Hudson river, and I hope when you do, you take Lucy with you cause I know she'd love it. I'm sorry if I've made your life complicated. I'm sorry for a lot of things, but most of all that I never got the chance to tell you that, no matter what happens next, I'll never be anything but grateful for every moment I spent with you. And even though I keep fumbling for the right words, all I really wanted to say was thank you."
  • (Unnamed) "Hm?"
  • (Adam Brody) "I didn't say anything."
  • (Adam Brody) "Sophia dumped me"
  • (JoBeth Williams) "Are You kidding me? When?"
  • (Adam Brody) "About an hour and a half ago, I've been in traffic"
  • (Unnamed) "Carter, I'm 133 years old."
  • (Adam Brody) "Grandma, that's not possible."
  • (Adam Brody) "There's a big f***ing world out there. It's messy, and it's chaotic, and it's never, never ever the thing you'd expect. It is ok to be scared, but you cannot allow your fears to turn you into an asshole, not when it comes to the people that love you, the people that need you."
  • (Adam Brody) "I am mysterious."
  • (Adam Brody) "Grandma, listen to me. It's not okay to answer the door when you're not wearing pants. In fact, it's never okay to do anything involving other people when you're not wearing any clothes."
  • (Adam Brody) "I pride myself on being this great listener, but whenever I meet somebody new I find I'm doing all the talking."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Maybe you're not really such a great listener."
  • (Adam Brody) "Hmm?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "Maybe you're not such a great listener."
  • (Adam Brody) "No that's not it, I'm a great listener."
  • (Adam Brody) "I'm on the plane out here, and I open my computer and I start reading these emails that I sent her, like 30 or more maybe, over the course of our relationship. And not just short messages, I'm talking about long, involved love letters. Like, desperately trying to be romantic and poetic, whatever and embarassing as it is, it's also like, kind of the best stuff I've ever written. Because it's got this naive idealism thing going on where ours is going to be one of the greatest love stories ever told, and I'm writing it. So I'm sitting there and I'm reading these emails and there's some turbulance, and I start to have this massive panic attack, like nothing I've ever had, and I think it's happening because I can never imagine feeling that way about anybody else, ever again."
  • (Adam Brody) "What is it?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's possible, I think maybe, my toilet might be stopped up"
  • (Adam Brody) "Maybe? What's the variable?"
  • (Unnamed) "Water is running over the top. The carpet is all wet."
  • (Adam Brody) "Well I'll take a look, first I just gotta stop off at my room and kill myself."

Graham Wardle as Gabe Foley

  • (Graham Wardle) "You think you can step into my 'hood, slinging game at my girl, drinkin' my boy's brew, and expect not to be scrappin' directly?"
  • (Adam Brody) "What?"
  • (Graham Wardle) "Are you deaf and stupid? I said --"
  • (Adam Brody) "- Don't repeat all that. Please. I think the answer to your question depends on whether you have, like, a learning disability, or you're just an average moron."
  • (Adam Brody) "OK, above-average moron."

Makenzie Vega as Paige Hardwicke

  • (Makenzie Vega) "Oh, let's see the new Colin Farrell movie."
  • (Adam Brody) "Oh, let's not."

Meg Ryan as Sarah Hardwicke

  • (Meg Ryan) "Listen, Carter I need to tell you something."
  • (Adam Brody) "Good because I need to tell you something too."
  • (Meg Ryan) "You first."
  • (Adam Brody) "I think your husband must be out of his mind -- now what was it you had to say?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "Oh, it was nothing important."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Listen, I don't know what happens next. I'm just going to keep loving you and I'm going to keep hoping you let me into your life. I will make mistakes, of course, but I'll always be there for you."

Kristen Stewart as Lucy Hardwicke

  • (Kristen Stewart) "You know that was really hard for me to say? I mean what are you trying to do scare me? Well congratulations."
  • (Adam Brody) "I'm trying to wake you up. There's a big f***ing world out there. It's messy, and it's chaotic, and it's never, it's never ever the thing you'd expect. It's ok to be scared but you cannot allow your fears to turn you into an asshole, not when it comes to the people that really love you, the people that need you."
  • (Kristen Stewart) "So I guess we're done right?"
  • (Adam Brody) "Yeah, we're done."

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