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Inca Mummy Girl Quotes

Inca Mummy Girl is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Inca Mummy Girl ended in 1970.

The cast includes: Alyson Hannigan as Willow, Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers, Nicholas Brendon as Xander, Anthony Stewart Head as Rupert Giles, Jason Hall as Devon MacLeish, Seth Green as Oz, Ara Celi as Ampata, and Charisma Carpenter as Cordelia Chase.

Inca Mummy Girl Quotes

Charisma Carpenter as Cordelia Chase

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Alyson Hannigan as Willow

  • (Alyson Hannigan) "So, Ampata, you're a girl."
  • (Ara Celi) "Yes, for many years now."
  • (Alyson Hannigan) "On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "For twenty-one hours?"
  • (Alyson Hannigan) "It's addictive, you know."
  • (Anthony Stewart Head) "We'll deal with that when we've ruled out evil curses."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "One day I'm gonna live in a town where evil curses are just generally ruled out without even saying."
  • (Alyson Hannigan) "The non-violent approach is probably better here."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?"
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "The important thing is: you believe that."
  • (Alyson Hannigan) "Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Good for you."
  • (Alyson Hannigan) "Well, I didn't choose yet."
  • (Alyson Hannigan) "His parents say he never came home last night."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Y'know, I don't think I remember seeing Rodney on the bus back from the field trip."
  • (Alyson Hannigan) "I didn't either. I hope he didn't get in trouble at the Museum."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Hey, maybe he awakened the mummy."
  • (Alyson Hannigan) "Right, and it rose from its tomb."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "And attacked him."
  • (Unnamed) "Five hundred years ago, the Incan people chose a beautiful teenage girl to become their princess."
  • (Alyson Hannigan) "I hope this story ends with, 'And she lived happily ever after.'"
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "No, I think it ends with, 'And she became a scary, discolored, shriveled mummy.'"

Ara Celi as Ampata

  • (Ara Celi) "Hello, Xander."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I can translate American salivating boy-talk. He says you're beautiful."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "You're welcome."

Nicholas Brendon as Xander

  • (Nicholas Brendon) "I just, present company excluded, I have the worst taste in women of anyone in the world, ever."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Ampata wasn't evil. At least not to begin with, and I-I do think she cared about you."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Yeah, but I think that whole sucking the life out of people thing would have been a strain on the relationship."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "She was gypped. She was just a girl, and she had her life taken away from her. I remember how I felt when I heard the Prophecy that I was gonna die. I wasn't exactly obsessed with doing the right thing."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Yeah, but you did. You gave up your life."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I had you to bring me back."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "There you are. Why'd you run away?"
  • (Ara Celi) "Because -- I do not deserve you."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "What, you think that you don't deserve me ?"
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Man, I love you."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Are those tears of joy? Pain? Revulsion?"
  • (Ara Celi) "I am very happy. And very sad."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Then talk to me. Let me know what's wrong."
  • (Ara Celi) "I can't."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Hey, I know why you can't tell me. It's a secret, right? And if you told me, you'd have to kill me."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Oh. That was a bad joke. And the delivery was off, too. I'm sorry."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Okay, I have something to tell you. And it's kind of a secret, and it's, um, a little bit scary. I like you. A lot. And I want you to go with me the dance."
  • (Ara Celi) "Why was that so scary?"
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Well, because you never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if -- she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel."
  • (Ara Celi) "Hmm. Then you are very courageous."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "We're in the Crime Club, which is kind of like the Chess Club, only with crime, and, um, no chess."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Your English is very bueno."
  • (Ara Celi) "I listen much."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Well, that works out well, because I talk much."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Uh, that's Rodney Munson. He's God's gift to the bell curve. What he lacks in smarts he makes up in lack of smarts."
  • (Alyson Hannigan) "You just don't like him 'cause of that time he beat you up every day for five years."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Yeah. I'm irrational that way."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "So, do we have to speak Spanish when we see him? 'Cause I don't know anything much besides 'Doritos' and 'Chihuahua'."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Typical Museum trick. Promise human sacrifice, deliver old pots and pans."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Oh yeah, fall for the old 'Let me translate that ancient seal for you' come-on. Do you know how many times I've used that?"

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers

  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "This is so unfair."
  • (Alyson Hannigan) "I don't think it's that bad."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "It's the Über-suck. Mom could've at least warned me."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Well, a lot of parents are doing it this year. It's part of this whole cultural exchange magillah. The exhibit, the dance --"
  • (Alyson Hannigan) "I have the best costume for the dance."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "A complete stranger in my house for two weeks. I'm gonna be insane. A danger to myself and others within three days, I swear."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "I think the exchange student program's cool. I do. It's a beautiful melding of two cultures."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Have you ever done an exchange program?"
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "My dad tried to sell me to some Armenians once. Does that count?"
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Come on. Can't you put your foot down?"
  • (Anthony Stewart Head) "It is down."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "One of these days, you're gonna have to get a grown-up car."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Hey. Look at us. We came up with a plan, a good plan."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "His name's Ampata. Gonna be at the bus station tomorrow night."
  • (Nicholas Brendon) "Oooh. The Sunnydale bus depot. Classy. What a better way to introduce someone to our country than with the stench of urine."

Anthony Stewart Head as Rupert Giles

  • (Anthony Stewart Head) "It's definitely all boys' clothes. Why would a girl pack these?"
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "How about this one? What kind of girl travels with a mummified corpse -- and doesn't even pack lipstick?"

Jason Hall as Devon MacLeish

  • (Jason Hall) "What does a girl have to do to impress you?"
  • (Seth Green) "Well, it involves a feather boa and the theme to A Summer Place. I can't discuss it here."

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