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Innerspace Quotes

Innerspace is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Innerspace ended its run in 1970.

It features Michael Finnell as producer, Jerry Goldsmith in charge of musical score, and Andrew Laszlo as head of cinematography.

Innerspace is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Innerspace is 120 minutes long. Innerspace is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Robert Picardo as The Cowboy, William Schallert as Dr. Greenbush, Wendy Schaal as Wendy, Henry Gibson as Mr. Wormwood, Martin Short as Jack Putter, Dennis Quaid as Lt. Tuck Pendleton, Kevin McCarthy as Victor Scrimshaw, Fiona Lewis as Dr. Margaret Canker, Robert Picardo as Cop, and Meg Ryan as Lydia Maxwell.

Innerspace Quotes

Martin Short as Jack Putter

  • (Martin Short) "Did you hear that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hear what?"
  • (Martin Short) "You didn't hear that then?"
  • (Unnamed) "Noooo, I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything. Are you feeling all right?"
  • (Martin Short) "Would I BE in a DOCTOR'S OFFICE if I WAS feeling all right?"
  • (Martin Short) "We've got the chip."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "All right."
  • (Martin Short) "We're on the way to the lab."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "All right."
  • (Martin Short) "But I think they put someone in there with you."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "All -- what?"
  • (Martin Short) "I'm possessed."
  • (Martin Short) "H-how do you treat that?"
  • (William Schallert) "Well the medieval remedy was to flay the skin off your body with brands of fire. I have no idea what the current technique is."
  • (Martin Short) "Jack Putter to the rescue."

Dennis Quaid as Lt. Tuck Pendleton

  • (Dennis Quaid) "Ok pal. Here's how I spell relief."
  • (Unnamed) "And give that 'crippled Tomcat' story a rest. We've all heard it."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "Oh, gosh, Rusty, you're right. 'Course, when MY moment of glory came, I didn't take a dump down the leg of MY flight suit."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "Make a pull on this Pal."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "Jack -- it worked. You just digested the bad guy."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "I'm right here, INSIDE you INSIDE YOUR BODY."
  • (Martin Short) "Oh God. Somebody help me. I'M POSSESSED."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "Oh no, she knows about the suitcase?"
  • (Dennis Quaid) "See that door?"
  • (Martin Short) "Yeah."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "Use it."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "Well what are you waiting for?"
  • (Martin Short) "Look, don't rush me, okay? Just -- just be quiet for a second, let me think this through."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "Jack, excuse me, but I want you to factor this into your thinking, alright? You heard the man. My air supply's running out. If you don't help me, you're going to wind up with this miniaturized submersible pod floating around your insides with this teeny tiny human skeleton at the helm."
  • (Martin Short) "-- ugh."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "Not a pretty thought."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "We're gonna drink this one to Ozzie. A good man who tried to save my ass by injecting me into yours."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "The Tuck Pendleton machine: zero defects."
  • (Dennis Quaid) "Of course, the most fun I've ever had is tryin' to land a crippled F-14 with a stubborn nose gear on the deck of a rolling flat-top in zero visibility --"
  • (Dennis Quaid) "When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."

Kevin McCarthy as Victor Scrimshaw

  • (Kevin McCarthy) "Nuclear weapons, Jack. They mean nothing. Everybody's got them, nobody has the balls to use them. Am I right?"
  • (Kevin McCarthy) "Space, you say? Space is a flop. Didn't you know that?"
  • (Kevin McCarthy) "An endless junkyard of orbiting debris. Ah, but.; miniaturization, Jack. That's the ticket. That's the edge everyone is looking for. Who will have that edge, Jack? Which country will control minaturization?"
  • (Kevin McCarthy) "Frankly, I don't give a s***. I'm just in this for the money."
  • (Kevin McCarthy) "Putter, don't be a Putz. Get in here."
  • (Kevin McCarthy) "Now, wait a minute. What happens once Igoe's taken control of their pod?"
  • (Fiona Lewis) "Mr. Igoe will pilot the pod out through a tear duct or a sweat gland."
  • (Kevin McCarthy) "Why chance that? Once he's gotten control of the pod and takes the chip, let's re-enlarge."
  • (Fiona Lewis) "While it's still inside Mr. Putter?"
  • (Kevin McCarthy) "Why not?"
  • (Fiona Lewis) "Have you any idea what kind of mess that would make?"
  • (Kevin McCarthy) "Get back in here you Safeway clerk."
  • (Kevin McCarthy) "In lieu of champagne, how about some real pain? Propane?"
  • (Kevin McCarthy) "We're in here."
  • (Robert Picardo) "Who's in there?"
  • (Fiona Lewis) "The green button."
  • (Unnamed) "Dr. Canker?"
  • (Kevin McCarthy) "Press the green button, you fool."
  • (Fiona Lewis) "He'll never find it."
  • (Kevin McCarthy) "The man's a high school graduate. The green button, you fool."

William Schallert as Dr. Greenbush

  • (William Schallert) "Uh, good news Jack. I think we can rule out demonic possession right off the bat."
  • (Martin Short) "But, the little voice from inside was talking to me."
  • (William Schallert) "See, that proves it: demons talk THROUGH you; not TO you."

Robert Picardo as Cop

  • (Robert Picardo) "Women love me. But you know that."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sorry sir, but you're gonna have to extinguish that cigar."
  • (Robert Picardo) "Mmmmmm. There's nothing like a good cigar. Eh? Partner?"

Meg Ryan as Lydia Maxwell

  • (Unnamed) "Hold it."
  • (Meg Ryan) "You hold it."
  • (Unnamed) "I bet it ain't even loaded."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Oh yeah?"

Henry Gibson as Mr. Wormwood

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