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Inside Man Quotes

Inside Man is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Inside Man ended in 1970.

It features Brian Grazer as producer, Terence Blanchard in charge of musical score, and Matthew Libatique as head of cinematography.

Inside Man is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Inside Man is 129 minutes long. Inside Man is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Clive Owen as Dalton Russell, Denzel Washington as Keith Frazier, Chiwetel Ejiofor as Det. Bill Mitchell, Kim Director as Stevie, Jodie Foster as Madeliene White, Christopher Plummer as Arthur Case, and Willem Dafoe as Captain John Darius.

Inside Man Quotes

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Det. Bill Mitchell

  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "If this goes down wrong, they're gonna dump this whole mess in your lap."
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "You see, there's just you and one other woman that fit the physical description of the female suspect."
  • (Kim Director) "What's that?"
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "It's your height, your age, and -- um --"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Your cup size."
  • (Kim Director) "So, I violated section 34 Double-D? That's what you're telling me?"
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Hey Keith, let me see your shoe."
  • (Denzel Washington) "What?"
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Lemme see your shoe."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Why?"
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "'Cause I have never seen anyone put their foot that far up a guy's ass."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Yeah, I guess I did, didn't I?"
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Man, you cut him an ass the length of the Lincoln Tunnel. We're gonna need a traffic cop on that s***."
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "You gotta be crazy to go in there."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Like a fox."

Denzel Washington as Keith Frazier

  • (Denzel Washington) "You planned every inch of this thing right from the start, you got everybody marching to your beat, including me, and i'm through buying it."
  • (Four Seasons Maitre d') "Good afternoon, sir. Do you have a reservation?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Looking for the mayor."
  • (Four Seasons Maitre d') "May I have your hat, please?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "No, you cannot. Get your own."
  • (Vikram Walia) "f***in' tired of this s***. What happened to my f***in' civil rights? Why can't I go anywhere without being harassed? Get thrown out a bank, I'm a hostage, I get harassed. I go to the airport, I can't go through security without a random selection. f***in' random, my ass."
  • (Denzel Washington) "I bet you can get a cab though."
  • (Vikram Walia) "I guess that's one of the perks."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Oh, please, do not say proposals -- my girlfriend -- she wants a proposal from me."
  • (Clive Owen) "You think you're too young to get married?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "No, I'm not too young -- too broke. Maybe I should rob a bank."
  • (Clive Owen) "Do you love each other?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Yeah, yeah, we do."
  • (Clive Owen) "Then money shouldn't really matter."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Thank you, bank robber."
  • (Denzel Washington) "What are you doing? This ain't no bank robbery."
  • (Denzel Washington) "C'mon let's go down the street to the bar. I'll buy you a drink"
  • (Clive Owen) "Thanks but I'm trying to stay away from bars right now if you know what I mean."
  • (Denzel Washington) "What do you think he's going to do?"
  • (Jodie Foster) "Well, he's not gonna kill anyone."
  • (Denzel Washington) "How do you know?"
  • (Jodie Foster) "Because he's not a murderer."
  • (Denzel Washington) "How do you know? I got news for you. Most of the guys up in Sing Sing weren't murderers until they killed somebody."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Alright, I've got them right where I want 'em."
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Where's that?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Right behind me with my pants around my ankles, but it's a start."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Last time I had my johnson pulled this good it cost me five bucks."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Five bucks?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "It was Tiajuana. Don't ask."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Sorry to interrupt you, Mister Mayor, but there's an old American saying: When there's blood on the streets, somebody's gotta go to jail."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Let's just try to keep everybody calm, okay?"
  • (Clive Owen) "Don't I sound calm to you?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Yeah, you do."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Who ever heard of a bank robbers escaping on a plane with fifty hostages? You've seen Dog Day Afternoon. You're stalling. Why? I don't know."

Clive Owen as Dalton Russell

  • (Clive Owen) "Everybody get down on the f***ing floor now."
  • (Clive Owen) "Is there anyone else here who is smarter than me?"
  • (Clive Owen) "This time next week, I'll be sucking down piña coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany."
  • (Denzel Washington) "More like taking a shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus, if you know what I mean. And here's the bad news: that thing you're sucking on? It's not a piña colada."
  • (Clive Owen) "Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink. You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away."
  • (Clive Owen) "You come near here I start throwing bodies out the front door. I not f***ing joking, man."
  • (Clive Owen) "You're too f***ing smart to be a cop."
  • (Clive Owen) "Now get the f*** out of here."
  • (Denzel Washington) "What? You gonna shoot me? Go ahead, s***, you got nothing to lose, I damn sure got nothing to lose, so go ahead, shoot me. Shoot me."
  • (Clive Owen) "f*** you. Tell them to send someone sane over here."
  • (Clive Owen) "Anyway, does this sound anything like the interests you came in here to protect? Or am I just whistling Dixie out my ass?"
  • (Clive Owen) "My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who. The Where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple -- because I can. Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub."
  • (Clive Owen) "I got a question for ya. You get it right, I give you more time."
  • (Denzel Washington) "And?"
  • (Clive Owen) "You know what happens if you don't. Which weighs more: all the trains that pass through Grand Central Station in a year; or the trees cut down to print all U.S. currency in circulation? Here's a hint. It's a trick question."
  • (Denzel Washington) "What the hell was that? Playing games, now?"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "It's the trains. U.S. money isn't printed on paper at all. It's cotton."
  • (Mobile Command Officer Berk) "Yeah, that's, that's right."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "No trees were cut down."
  • (Mobile Command Officer Rourke) "Are you sure?"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Yeah. One hundred percent."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Okay."
  • (Denzel Washington) "I got it."
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Wait a second, wait a second."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Call you back."
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "It's a trap. They both weigh the same. Tell him they both weigh the same. They both weigh nothing."
  • (Denzel Washington) "They both weigh nothing or they both weigh the same?"
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Tell him they both weigh the same. Tell him they both weigh the same. Do it now."
  • (Denzel Washington) "They both weigh the same. Got it."
  • (Clive Owen) "Well?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "They both weigh the same."
  • (Clive Owen) "This time, send sandwiches."
  • (Clive Owen) "Now lady, believe me, this is the only situation that I would ever ask you to do this, so take off your f***ing clothes."
  • (Clive Owen) "Buses, Kojak, or I'll give you two of the longest days of your life."
  • (Clive Owen) "Unfortunately, the further you run from your sins, the more exhausted you are when they catch up with you -- and they do."

Jodie Foster as Madeliene White

  • (Mayor) "You're a magnificent c***."
  • (Jodie Foster) "Thank you."
  • (Jodie Foster) "Well detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade. No offense."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Well, why don't you just tell the mayor to raise my pay grade to the proper level, and problem solved."
  • (Mayor) "I always have time to put on a tux and eat free food for a good cause. Who are saving this week?"
  • (Jodie Foster) "Well, I'm doing a round of support for the Joseph Freidkin Memorial Fund for spinal cord research and we're having our annual fundraiser next month. If you could attend, it would give us such a boost."
  • (Mayor) "It would be my pleasure. Is there anything else I can do to --"
  • (Mayor) "What the f*** do you want?"
  • (Jodie Foster) "A favor."
  • (Mayor) "No s***. Which kind?"
  • (Jodie Foster) "The last one I'll ever ask of you."
  • (Mayor) "That's the kind I had in mind."

Christopher Plummer as Arthur Case

  • (Christopher Plummer) "You want me to arrange for one?"

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