Instant Karma (House) Quotes

Instant Karma (House) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Instant Karma ended in 1970.

Instant Karma (House) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "You need a barium enema and a biopsy to confirm."
• (Unnamed) "Let me guess. It tastes really bad but it's gonna make me feel a lot better."
• (Unnamed) "Actually, you're not going to taste it."

• (Unnamed) "He needs someone who doesn't need him. You're the only one he's never really been able to suck into his crazy House vortex. Keeps him grounded. His ego in check."
• (Unnamed) "Why didn't you just come to me?"
• (Unnamed) "I figured you'd only stay if House asked and I knew he would -- eventually."
• (Unnamed) "Bye Wilson."

• (Unnamed) "The room will be filled not because of a coin flip, not because of the patient, but because House's Department screwed up. They're gonna be like sharks in a chum-filled swimming pool. And there's no way I'm jumping in unless I'm in a steel cage."
• (Unnamed) "So what do you want?"
• (Unnamed) "I want you to have everything covered."

• (Unnamed) "I just made $10,000 short sale on a stock I know is going crash because of what I saw a grief stricken dad do on his son's deathbed."
• (Unnamed) "No you didn't."
• (Unnamed) "Yes I did."
• (Unnamed) "You are a jerk."

• (Unnamed) "The kid'll still be Foreman's patient, but his dad wants you making the decisions."
• (Unnamed) "Then he's not my patient. You want to give me none of the responsibility and all of the liability."
• (Unnamed) "Which means I get -- Oh cool."

• (Unnamed) "Don't usually see brain damage after a rectal biopsy."

• (Unnamed) "I told you Thailand."
• (Unnamed) "I assumed you were lying. Because it would have been idiotic of you to tell me the truth. Yet another reason I have no use for you."

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