Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking Quotes

Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking stopped airing in 1970.

Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking Quotes

• (Britta Perry) "Hi. I'm Jeff's dad. Hi."
• (Jeff Winger) "Oh, hi Jeff's dad. I'm Britta's dad."
• (Britta Perry) "What? why?"
• (Jeff Winger) "I don't know. Got drunk, didn't have a condom, and her mom gets freaky when she hears Oingo Boingo."
• (Britta Perry) "Oh, God, I wish I could relate, but much like my son I'm a closet homosexual."
• (Jeff Winger) "Don't apologize for that. You're talking to the guy that banged Britta's mom. I have NO standards."
• (Britta Perry) "Well, what do you say we take a tumble? I'll put on a wig."
• (Jeff Winger) "That's it, you're under arrest; I'm an undercover cop."
• (Britta Perry) "It's not illegal to be gay."
• (Jeff Winger) "It is here in Iran."
• (Britta Perry) "Not if we're in the Green Zone."
• (Jeff Winger) "That's Iraq, stupid."
• (Britta Perry) "Well, what do I know? I'm Jeff Winger's dumb, gay dad."

• (Jeff Winger) "Don't you dare to intercut with footage of me freaking out."
• (Abed Nadir) "There is footage of you freaking out?"

• (LeVar Burton) "You know, you are a very generous friend, but really stupid with your money."
• (Britta Perry) "It's not that I am selfish. It's just that I am really stupid with my money which is why I will never have a lot of it and because I am a really generous friend. Problem solved. Dilemma deleted. Britta for the win. Thank God, he didn't take it, could you imagine bouncing a check to Kunta Kinte?"

• (Jeff Winger) "Oh, I should probably tell you. If you're lying to me, if my father isn't coming, if a car pulls up and anyone other than my father steps out, say an actor or you in a wig, if you pull any Ferris Bueller, Parent Trap, Three's Company, FX, FX2: the Deadly Art of Illusion bull- I will beat you. And there will be nothing madcap or wacky about it. Understood?"
• (Pierce Hawthorne) "Crystal."

• (Troy Barnes) "I told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet LeVar in person. I just wanted a picture. You can't disappoint a picture. I hate you Pierce."

• (Britta Perry) "I called everyone here so I could put my house in order. Bequeath parting gifts. Say my final words to each of you."
• (Jeff Winger) "Final word? You're gonna kill us?"

• (Britta Perry) "Knock Knock."
• (Pierce Hawthorne) "Is that you death?"
• (Britta Perry) "It's Britta."
• (Pierce Hawthorne) "Oh."

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