Into the Woods (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Into the Woods (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Into the Woods stopped airing in 1970.

Into the Woods (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Have a nice day. Don't get killed."

• (Unnamed) "Come on. You're not the long haul guy and you know it."
• (Unnamed) "Shut up."
• (Unnamed) "You know it. Or else you wouldn't be getting suck jobs from two-bit vampire trolls. The girl needs some monster in her man -- and that's not in your nature -- no matter how low you try to go."

• (Unnamed) "But you missed the point. You shut down, Buffy. And you've been treating Riley like the rebound guy. When he's the one that comes along once in a lifetime. He's never held back with you. He's risked everything. And you're about to let him fly because you don't like ultimatums? If he's not the guy, if what he needs from you just isn't there, let him go. Break his heart, and make it a clean break. But if you really think you can love this guy -- I'm talking scary, messy, no-emotions-barred need -- if you're ready for that -- then think about what you're about to lose."

• (Unnamed) "I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do, the way you think, the way you move -- I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life. Like a man. I just thought you might wanna know."

• (Unnamed) "Sometimes I envy you so much it chokes me. And sometimes I think I got the better deal. To be that close to her and not have her, to be all alone even when you're holding her. Feeling her, feeling her beneath you. Surrounding you -- the scent. No, you got the better deal."

• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry, Willow. Thank you for making time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine."
• (Unnamed) "Anya, play nice."
• (Unnamed) "You know, fine, take her side instead of mine even though I'm the one who sleeps with you, and feeds you, bathes you --"
• (Unnamed) "She bathes you?"
• (Unnamed) "Only in an erotic, Penthouse-y way. Not in a sponge-bath-y, geriatric sort of --"
• (Unnamed) "Please. Stop, I beg of you."

• (Unnamed) "I can just hear you in private. "I dislike that Anya. She's newly human, and strangely literal"."
• (Unnamed) "What? I don't say that. No one says that. No one talks that way."

• (Unnamed) "Maybe we could do a holiday promotion: One free with every purchase."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah. Dear holiday memories. Merry tikes by the fire enjoying their new Christmas chicken feet."
• (Unnamed) "Ah, holding them tight as they fall asleep; painting their little toenails."

• (Unnamed) "Look at you. All afraid I'm hot for your honey."
• (Unnamed) "Because you are."
• (Unnamed) "Well -- yeah. But that's not your problem. Even if I wasn't in the picture, you're never gonna be able to hold onto her."

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