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It Ain't Half Hot Mum Quotes

It Ain't Half Hot Mum is a television show that debuted in 1974 on BBC1. It Ain't Half Hot Mum completed its run in 1981.

It Ain't Half Hot Mum lasted 56 episodes. It features hlist, David Croft, and Graeme Muir as producer. It Ain't Half Hot Mum is created by Jimmy Perry & David Croft (TV producer).

It Ain't Half Hot Mum is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of It Ain't Half Hot Mum is 30 minutes long. It Ain't Half Hot Mum is distributed by BBC Worldwide.

It Ain't Half Hot Mum Quotes

  • (Gnr Graham) "But the Sun isn't an anatomical entity, it's an inanimate object. How can we possibly fight it, Sergeant-Major?"
  • (BSM Williams) "How can we possibly fight it, Sergeant-Major? Let me tell you, Gunner La-De-Dah Graham, the British Army can fight anything. Intimate or not."
  • (Captain Ashwood) "Who's Major Waddilove-Evans?"
  • (Colonel Reynolds) "Eh? Oh, just the husband of the lady who happened to be on leave in the hills as the same time as me."
  • (Captain Ashwood) "Jolly good show."
  • (Colonel Reynolds) "Yes, it was."
  • (Gunner 'Parky' Parkin) "Why don't we buy a mongoose to frighten it away?"
  • (Gunner 'Nobby' Clark) "I didn't know snakes were afraid of geese."
  • (Rangi Ram) "Oh, Sergeant-Major, he is cursing you. He say all your teeth fall out."
  • (BSM Williams) "Oh, dear, how sad, too late."
  • (Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons) "OK, Sergeant-Major, you just have to repeat what the holy man says."
  • (Gunner Beaumont) "Oh-waaaaaa."
  • (BSM Williams) "Oh-wa."
  • (Gunner Beaumont) "Ta-naaaaaaaaaaa."
  • (BSM Williams) "Ta-na."
  • (Gunner Beaumont) "Si-aaaaaam."
  • (BSM Williams) "Siam."
  • (Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons) "You have to repeat it."
  • (BSM Williams) "Oh-wa. Ta-na? Siam."
  • (Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons) "Go a little faster, Sergeant-Major."
  • (BSM Williams) "Oh-wa. Ta-na. Siam. Ohwa. Tana. Siam. Ohwa-tana-siam. Ohwatanasiam. Oh-what-an-ass-I-am."
  • (Gunner 'Nobby' Clark) "I always thought concubines were those little animals, with spikes on their backs."
  • (Gunner Beaumont) "They're porcupines."
  • (Unnamed) "Meet the gang / 'cos the boys are here / the boys to entertain you / with music and laughter / to help you on your way / to raising the rafters / with a hey, hey, hey / with songs, sketches, and jokes old and new / with us about / you won't feel blue / so meet the gang / 'cos the boys are here / the boys to entertain you / B, O, B O Y S / boys to entertain you."
  • (BSM Williams) "Move yerselves, move yerselves."
  • (Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons) "Lofty. What happened?"
  • (Lofty) "I got captured by tribesmen."
  • (Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons) "Blimey. Did they give you a hard time?"
  • (Lofty) "No, they gave me a carpet."
  • (Rangi Ram) "I shall put in telegram: "All postings cancelled. Whole area covered with Bubonic plague, and put into gelatine.""
  • (Gunner Graham) "Quarantine."
  • (Rangi Ram) "Oh. Saab righty, Rangi wrongy."
  • (Gunner 'Nobby' Clark) "Rangi, gelatine's the thing they cut your head off with."
  • (Gunner Beaumont) "That's a guillotine, you berk."
  • (BSM Williams) "Right lovely boys, let's have a look. Oehhhhh, very good. Very artistic. Wait a minute. Gunner Graham?"
  • (Gnr Graham) "Sir."
  • (BSM Williams) "Come here."
  • (Gnr Graham) "Sergeant-major."
  • (BSM Williams) "University education."
  • (Gnr Graham) "Yes, yes that's quite right Sergeant-major."
  • (BSM Williams) "How do you spell artillery?"
  • (Gnr Graham) "A-R-T-I-L-L-E-R-Y"
  • (BSM Williams) "No no. You spell it A-R-T art, I-L-L ill, A-R-Y ary. It's not artillery, it's artillary, artillary. I've been in this regiment 22 years, and I oughta know."
  • (Gnr Graham) "Probably you haven't seen it very often Sergeant-major, it's usually only the initials AR."
  • (BSM Williams) "You trying to make out I don't know how to spell it?"
  • (Gnr Graham) "No I --"
  • (BSM Williams) "SHUT UP."
  • (BSM Williams) "Never before have I seen such a blatant display of poofery."
  • (Colonel Reynolds) "I shan't forget this, Gunner -- Gunner --"
  • (Lofty) "Sugden, sir."
  • (Colonel Reynolds) "That's right."
  • (BSM Williams) "Oh dear. How sad. Never mind."
  • (BSM Williams) "SHUT UP."
  • (Colonel Reynolds) "Right. Evacuate."
  • (Gunner Beaumont) "Blimey. I nearly did."
  • (Gunner 'Nosher' Evans) "My Dad thinks I'm good-looking."
  • (Gunner 'Atlas' Mackintosh) "Drinks a lot, does he?"
  • (Gunner) "Solly, what's happening?"
  • (Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons) "I don't know, but if you can remember any hymns, sing 'em."
  • (Gunner) "Solly, the only hymn I can remember, is "Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam"."
  • (Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons) "And at the rate we're going, he's gonna get you."
  • (BSM Williams) "Gunner Sugden is next sir. I don't think he will be here very long."
  • (BSM Williams) "March. Left right, left right, left right, left right, move yourself move yourself, move yourself. Salut."
  • (BSM Williams) "Now, the colonel and the captain would ask you questions to see if you're suitable as a bombarbier. Is that clear?"
  • (Lofty) "Yes Sergeant-Major."
  • (Captain Ashwood) "Now then sugden, you're on patrol with an officer and 10 man. You see 3 Japanese soldiers entering a thicket. When do you open fire?"
  • (Lofty) "How thick is the thicket?"
  • (BSM Williams) "The thickness of the thicket has nothing to do with it, answer the question."
  • (Lofty) "What are they going in the thicket for?"
  • (Colonel Reynolds) "Good question. What are they going in the thicket for Ashwood?"
  • (Captain Ashwood) "It doesn't say sir. I think they're just passing through."
  • (Colonel Reynolds) "I see, when do you open fire Sugden?"
  • (Lofty) "Before they entering the thicket?"
  • (Captain Ashwood) "No."
  • (Lofty) "When they're in the thicket?"
  • (Captain Ashwood) "No."
  • (Lofty) "When they come out of the thicket?"
  • (Captain Ashwood) "No."
  • (Lofty) "I failed, haven't I?"
  • (Captain Ashwood) "Yes."
  • (Captain Ashwood) "Oh, dear, I am a fool, aren't I?"
  • (Rangi Ram) "There is an old Hindu proverb which says: --"
  • (Rangi Ram) "Don't be such clever dickie."
  • (BSM Williams) "I didn't send the Bearer Sir, I thought it was far too important to trust a native."
  • (Colonel Reynolds) "Who did you send?"
  • (BSM Williams) "Gunner Sugden Sir."
  • (Colonel Reynolds) "That small one with the very high voice?"
  • (BSM Williams) "That's right Sir, and the very low head."

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