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It's Pat Quotes

It's Pat is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . It's Pat stopped airing in 1970.

It features Charles B. Wessler as producer, Mark Mothersbaugh in charge of musical score, and Jeff Jur as head of cinematography.

It's Pat is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of It's Pat is 78 minutes long. It's Pat is distributed by Buena Vista Pictures.

The cast includes: Julia Sweeney as Pat, Charles Rocket as Kyle Jacobs, Dave Foley as Chris, and Kathy Najimy as Tippy.

It's Pat Quotes

Dave Foley as Chris

  • (Dave Foley) "I find everything about you -- endlessly fascinating."
  • (Unnamed) "Join the club."

Julia Sweeney as Pat

  • (Julia Sweeney) "I played with the Ween."
  • (Julia Sweeney) "Spekanse americano por favor?"
  • (Unnamed) "So, what we wanna know is are you a brotha or a sista?"
  • (Julia Sweeney) "Well, I'm an only child --"

Charles Rocket as Kyle Jacobs

  • (Charles Rocket) "Are you all right -- um -- um -- you there?"
  • (Dave Foley) "Yeah, hon. Did you break anything?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I crushed my nuts."
  • (Charles Rocket) "Ooooh, that's got to hurt."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, shoot."
  • (Unnamed) "There goes my afternoon snack."
  • (Charles Rocket) "That's it. Th-th-th-that's all? The most intimate record of -- every detail about Pat's life and not a single clue about Pat's sex? Why? Why, that's so unfair."

Kathy Najimy as Tippy

  • (Unnamed) "Howdy, Tippy."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Oh -- oh Pat -- what do you want?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well I just thought I'd stop by and pick up a few personal items."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Oh no no no, please, remember? No, I don't want to know anything about your -- your sex life, okay?"
  • (Unnamed) "I just want to get a few toiletries. Uh, first of all, I need some protection --"
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Oh dear God, okay, all right."
  • (Unnamed) "-- from underarm wetness. I'm never one to offend."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "2.50 then, all right, and you're out --"
  • (Unnamed) "What am I, in a race? Whoa."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Well, kind of, uh --"
  • (Unnamed) "And I need a lubricant --"
  • (Kathy Najimy) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "-- for my eyes. They're drying up due to the pollen and dust in the air."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Oh great, help me, somebody please help me."
  • (Unnamed) "And I need some feminine napkins --"
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Oh, I'm in hell -- I am in hell now."
  • (Unnamed) "You never know when Aunt Wilma's gonna stop by for lunch."

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