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It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One Quotes

It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One ended in 1970.

It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One Quotes

  • (Bee) "Hey, y'all. Y'all best be careful or I'm gonna sting you with my stinger. Oh, no. But if I sting ya I's gonna die. You know what? I'm not gonna sting ya after all. Y'all ain't worth it. I'm just gonna go over there and suck on that stamen like there's no tomorrow."
  • (Tricia Takanawa) "Sir, how does it feel to have the lake back?"
  • (Jason Voorhees) "Well, I'll tell you Tricia as a local resident, I feel like I can once again take pride in my community. I think this is really going to revitalize tourism and"
  • (Jason Voorhees) "if you look around, even the wildlife is starting to come back and that's something we haven't seen in a while and I think we're going to be seeing a lot more of that."
  • (Glen Quagmire) "If I tried to masturbate right now, you know what would come out? A little flag with the word BANG on it."

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