It Takes Two (1995 film) Quotes

It Takes Two (1995 film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . It Takes Two stopped airing in 1970.

It features Mel Efros as producer, Ray Foote in charge of musical score, and Kenneth D. Zunder as head of cinematography.

It Takes Two (1995 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of It Takes Two (1995 film) is 101 minutes long. It Takes Two (1995 film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

It Takes Two (1995 film) Quotes

• (Diane Barrows) "I must be crazy. But I'm not goin' in that church. No matter what happens, I am NOT goin' in that church."

• (Diane Barrows) "You should really put iodine on your butt -- cut."

• (Clarice Kensington) "Where the hell is everybody? Vincenzo."
• (Vincenzo) "I sure hope you've got a plan."

• (Mr. Kensington) "Who would have thought my first little girl would be the last to get married?"
• (Clarice Kensington) "Aw, Daddy -- shut up."
• (Clarice Kensington) "Enough of this."

• (Harry Butkis Jr.) "New kids aren't allowed to use the phone. Butkis rules."

• (Alyssa Calloway) "How was the party?"
• (Amanda Lemmon) "Well, the good news is, Clarice is gone."
• (Alyssa Calloway) "You did it."
• (Amanda Lemmon) "The bad news is, she'll be back in a week."
• (Alyssa Calloway) "Oh, you didn't."

• (Roger Callaway) "Do you think maybe my daughter's asking for a little attention?"
• (Vincenzo) "I'd say she's demanding it."
• (Roger Callaway) "Hmm."

• (Roger Callaway) "Vincenzo, did you ever hit a home run?"
• (Vincenzo) "Not recently."
• (Roger Callaway) "You know the feeling when it's the bottom of the ninth, the bases are loaded, and you know the next one's coming right down the middle. And then, you just connect -- and for an instant, you know that it's going over the fence and out of the park -- and further than you could ever imagine."
• (Vincenzo) "Yeah, that's a great feeling."
• (Roger Callaway) "Yeah."
• (Roger Callaway) "Clarice hates baseball."

• (Diane Barrows) "I can't believe you talked me into this."
• (Alyssa Calloway) "You're too tense. Relax."
• (Diane Barrows) "Oh, I've got a thousand pounds of wild animal under my butt and she says relax."

• (Diane Barrows) "This is amazing."
• (Vincenzo) "Yeah. And it's weird, too. Now, I understand that through some, uh, some simple mix-up, that Alyssa is in a care of child's services. Now, I've been authorized to tell you, that if I get her back right away, there'll be no legal entanglements."
• (Diane Barrows) "Um, you see, she's not exactly with me, here."
• (Vincenzo) "What?"
• (Diane Barrows) "She's been -- Well, she was adopted."
• (Vincenzo) "Well, then you'd better unadopt her, quick. Mr. Callaway's gettin' married in 90 minutes at St. Bartholomew's. He's expecting his daughter to be there, his real daughter."
• (Diane Barrows) "90 minutes ?"
• (Vincenzo) "Yeah."
• (Diane Barrows) "Well, I can't even get to Staten Island and back in 90 minutes."
• (Vincenzo) "Well, may I suggest that you go really, really fast?"
• (Vincenzo) "Here. If you get into any trouble, call this number."
• (Vincenzo) "Ask for Lou."
• (Diane Barrows) "Lou. Lou Who?"

• (Amanda Lemmon) "This orphan stuff is like growing up in the dog-pound. Everybody wants a puppy."

• (Clarice Kensington) "If you embarrass me in front of me in front of all these people, I'll make sure you never play anything, ever, again. Have I made myself clear?"
• (Amanda Lemmon) "Clear as glass."
• (Amanda Lemmon) "In fact, I can see right through you."

• (Roger Callaway) "Clarice. Your hair. I mean you're here."

• (Diane Barrows) "You know, I really thought it was that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over- the-fence, World Series kind of stuff."

• (Alyssa Calloway) "I've lost my mother, now I've lost my father. I have no family. I'm an orphan, and I'm running away, so don't you dare tell Daddy."

• (Alyssa Calloway) "Aren't you coming?"
• (Diane Barrows) "Uh, no, I think I'm just gonna wait for Amanda out here."
• (Alyssa Calloway) "DIANE BARROWS. GET YOUR BUTT UP HERE THIS -- IN-STANT."
• (Diane Barrows) "Okay. Okay. Maybe I'll just stand in the back and take a little look-see."

• (Diane Barrows) "Hello. Hello."
• (Butkis' Neighbor) "You lookin' for a Butkis?"
• (Diane Barrows) "What?"
• (Butkis' Neighbor) "You lookin' for a Butkis?"
• (Diane Barrows) "Yes. Yes, I am. Do you know where he is?"
• (Butkis' Neighbor) "At the salvage yard. Where else? Harry works those poor kids to the bone."
• (Diane Barrows) "What do you mean?"
• (Butkis' Neighbor) "Why do you think he's got so many?"

• (Amanda Lemmon) "All this money and these people eat slugs?"

• (Clarice Kensington) ""Rough" is a broken nail, darling, what I'm having is a train wreck."

• (Diane Barrows) "You're not a reject. It's just that, most people want to adopt --"
• (Amanda Lemmon) "Babies. I know."

• (Clarice Kensington) "This; is all YOUR fault."
• (Vincenzo) "Lady, if you touch that child, I'll pop you one, so help me God."

• (Clarice Kensington) "I have never been more humiliated in my life."
• (Alyssa Calloway) "Wanna bet?"

• (Mr. Kensington) "I knew somebody in this church would have a Prozac."
• (Clarice Kensington) "What is taking so long?"
• (Mr. Kensington) "Relax, Clary. Enjoy the moment. This is the happiest day of your life."
• (Clarice Kensington) "I'm happy. Don't I look happy? This is me happy. See."
• (Clarice Kensington) "Happy-happy-happy-happy-happy-happy-happy."
• (Clarice Kensington) "Let's get this show on the road."

• (Vincenzo) "My god; you're not Alyssa."
• (Amanda Lemmon) "Nope. Name's Amanda, put 'er there."
• (Vincenzo) "Identical strangers? Holy mackerel, that's amazing."
• (Amanda Lemmon) "Yeah, and it's weird, too."

• (Amanda Lemmon) "I'm just so terribly relieved that you're not -- pissed."
• (Vincenzo) "Pissed, miss?"

• (Diane Barrows) "Told ya. Third time's a charm --"
• (Roger Callaway) "Wait. All of this? This was your doing?"
• (Roger Callaway) "Oh, it was, was it?"
• (Roger Callaway) "Well, girls, what do you have to say for yourselves?"
• (Amanda Lemmon) "So kiss already."

• (Diane Barrows) "Let me just run this by you one more time, okay? Please, just hear me out, one more time. Okay. I know I don't make that much money, and I know that I'm a little bit single, but I want to adopt Amanda. No, I; Are you laughing at me?"
• (Diane Barrows) "He's laughing at me."
• (Diane Barrows) "You; YOU STUPID JERK."

• (Diane Barrows) "Guys like him like girls with food names: Cookie, Muffin, Candy -- They don't marry girls like me."

• (Diane Barrows) "Oh, no. NOT another horse."
• (Alyssa Calloway) "Diane, come on."
• (Diane Barrows) "Fine."
• (Diane Barrows) "Where is the driver?"
• (Diane Barrows) "Oh. Hey, buddy. Listen, you've gotta take us to St. Bart's right away; it's an emergency."
• (Unnamed) "We're closed, miss. I'm on my break."
• (Diane Barrows) "I wanna thank you for all your help, bud."
• (Alyssa Calloway) "HYAH."
• (Unnamed) "Hey. Hey, lady. Hey, that's --"
• (Unnamed) "THAT'S MY HORSE."

• (Roger Callaway) "I don't know what's more bruised, my butt or my ego."

• (Diane Barrows) "You were supposed to protect her. You should've done something. Y-Y-You could've slit their tires or something. Anything."
• (Jerry) "They had the paperwork."
• (Diane Barrows) "What paperwork?"
• (Patty) "We couldn't find you. Miss Van Dyke was here. What did you want us to do, lie in front of the van, for God's sake?"
• (Diane Barrows) "I would have."
• (Diane Barrows) "I'm takin' the Jeep."
• (Jerry) "Hey, that's the camp's."
• (Diane Barrows) "Oh, don't you even --."

• (Frankie) "Whoa. Check it out. Buckingham Palace."
• (Amanda Lemmon) "That's in London, brainless. It's the Calloway House."
• (Unnamed) "Nobody's lived there for years. It's haunted."
• (Amanda Lemmon) "It's not, either."
• (Unnamed) "Ask anyone. Every full moon, Old Lady Calloway's ghost crosses the lake and eats one of the campers."
• (Amanda Lemmon) "Yeah, right, and Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens."

• (Roger Callaway) "I made my money the old-fashioned way; pure dumb luck."

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