Jack and Jill (2011 film) Quotes

Jack and Jill (2011 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Jack and Jill ended its run in 1970.

It features Todd Garner; Jack Giarraputo; Adam Sandler as producer, Rupert Gregson-Williams; Waddy Wachtel in charge of musical score, and Dean Cundey as head of cinematography.

Jack and Jill (2011 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Jack and Jill (2011 film) is 91 minutes long. Jack and Jill (2011 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Katie Holmes as Jill Sadelstein, Rohan Chand as Gary Sadelstein, Rohan Chand as Jack Sadelstein, Nick Swardson as Todd, Katie Holmes as Erin Sadelstein, Allen Covert as Otto, and Tim Meadows as Ted.

Jack and Jill (2011 film) Quotes

Rohan Chand as Jack Sadelstein

• (Rohan Chand) "Don't forget your sweat shadow."

• (Rohan Chand) "I can't believe this. This is insane, man. You gotta call him."
• (Katie Holmes) "Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco."
• (Rohan Chand) "No, but Pacino liked you. I swear to God, he really liked you."
• (Katie Holmes) "Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister."

• (Rohan Chand) "I am such an idiot."
• (Katie Holmes) "You're an idiot? Jack, what did you do?"
• (Rohan Chand) "Busted. Disgusted. Never to be trusted."

• (Rohan Chand) "Did I ever tell you Todd is an atheist?"
• (Katie Holmes) "A WHAT?"
• (Nick Swardson) "Oh, God."
• (Rohan Chand) "Have a great time, guys."
• (Katie Holmes) "No. How could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?"
• (Nick Swardson) "Right. That's a very good point. I'm just saying, you know, maybe --"
• (Katie Holmes) "Maybe God wouldn't have given you a rat face if you believed in him."
• (Nick Swardson) "I don't have a rat face."
• (Katie Holmes) "Yes, you do have a rat face. It's scary."
• (John McEnroe) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. This guy doesn't believe in God?"
• (Katie Holmes) "No."
• (Nick Swardson) "No, no, I'm just saying that there's not real proof."
• (John McEnroe) "IDIOTS like you really make me MAD."
• (Michael Irvin) "Fight. Fight."

Katie Holmes as Jill Sadelstein

• (Katie Holmes) "Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates."
• (Rohan Chand) "Oh, that is just disgusting."

• (Katie Holmes) "Oh, please. Tell me you don't feel this."
• (Rohan Chand) "I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder."
• (Rohan Chand) "Little harder."
• (Katie Holmes) "No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding"
• (Katie Holmes) "What?"
• (Allen Covert) "Donkey fight."
• (Katie Holmes) "Jill, are you okay?."
• (Katie Holmes) "Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was -- He didn't 100% percent connect."
• (Rohan Chand) "Feel that, Daddy?"
• (Rohan Chand) "I -- I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son."

• (Katie Holmes) "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S THE CHIMICHANGAS."

Tim Meadows as Ted

• (Tim Meadows) "What's this about a twin?"
• (Nick Swardson) "Oh, Jack. He has a twin sister."
• (Tim Meadows) "Are you kidding me? You never told me you had a twin sister."
• (Rohan Chand) "No, no, I mean, she's --"
• (Tim Meadows) "Identical or fraternal?"
• (Nick Swardson) "Nocturnal, like a bat."

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