Jack and Jill vs. the World Quotes

Jack and Jill vs. the World is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Jack and Jill vs. the World stopped airing in 1970.

It features Robin Dunne as producer.

Jack and Jill vs. the World is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Jack and Jill vs. the World is 89 minutes long.

The cast includes: Freddie Prinze Jr. as Jack, and Peter Stebbings as George.

Jack and Jill vs. the World Quotes

Freddie Prinze Jr. as Jack

• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Hey, George -- How does this relationship nonsense usually work?"
• (Peter Stebbings) "Usually, you go on a couple of dates, see if you like each other. Eventually you have sex."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Right. I, uh -- I sort of skipped the whole dating thing. So what then?"
• (Peter Stebbings) "And then, if you're happy with the action, you become boyfriend and girlfriend. It's really fun for, like, three months, and then you realize it's work. Then you dump her. Or not."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Okay, let's say not."
• (Peter Stebbings) "You move in together."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "I did that."
• (Peter Stebbings) "Right. Well -- Then you get married. You start your trajectory of acquisitions. Knives, forks, juicer, barbecue. You move to the 'burbs. You buy a house. You pop some kids out. You fight, you cheat, you separate, divorce, you split the s***, and see the kids on weekends. Then you start all over again."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "It all sounds so promising."
• (Peter Stebbings) "It's just an outline, Jack."

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