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Jack-Jack Attack Quotes

Jack-Jack Attack is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Jack-Jack Attack stopped airing in 1970.

It features Osnat Shurer as producer, and Michael Giacchino in charge of musical score.

Each episode of Jack-Jack Attack is 4 minutes, 44 seconds long. Jack-Jack Attack is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment.

The cast includes: Bret Parker as Kari.

Jack-Jack Attack Quotes

Bret Parker as Kari

  • (Agent Rick Dicker) "And you believed him?"
  • (Bret Parker) "What's that?"
  • (Agent Rick Dicker) "Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents?"
  • (Bret Parker) "Nah, they thought I was being funny. But you believe me, don't you, Mr. Dicker?"
  • (Agent Rick Dicker) "Sure, kid."
  • (Bret Parker) "Ah, I just wish I could forget the whole thing."
  • (Agent Rick Dicker) "You will, kid."
  • (Agent Rick Dicker) "You will."
  • (Bret Parker) "Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?"
  • (Jack-Jack Parr) "Eh?"
  • (Bret Parker) "Don't panic. Baby on fire, baby on fire."
  • (Bret Parker) "Wow, it's dark in here."
  • (Bret Parker) "Wow. And now it's too bright."
  • (Agent Rick Dicker) "File 82-7-0-2. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name, please."
  • (Bret Parker) "Kari McKeen. It's like Carrie, only with a K instead of a C, and an "ah" instead of an "a", only one R, and an I instead of an I-E."
  • (Agent Rick Dicker) "Tell me about the incident."
  • (Bret Parker) "Well -- It started out like any normal sitting gig, you know, with the reassuring of the parent and all."
  • (Bret Parker) "Mrs. Parr, I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out."
  • (Bret Parker) "Can't I, little boo boo? Who can handle it?"
  • (Bret Parker) "Uh Mrs -- Mrs. Parr? Oh well, she knows you're in good hands."
  • (Bret Parker) "Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?"
  • (Bret Parker) "The baby was exploding. Did you ever sit an exploding baby, Mr. Dicker?"
  • (Bret Parker) "Good baby. Nice baby."
  • (Bret Parker) "Okay, we're going to calm things down a bit and look at flash cards; won't that be fun?"
  • (Bret Parker) "Triangle."
  • (Bret Parker) "Good, house."
  • (Bret Parker) "Campfire."

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