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Jack of All Trades (TV series) Quotes

Jack of All Trades is a Action-comedy that first aired in 2000 on Broadcast syndication. Jack of All Trades completed its run in 2000.

Jack of All Trades was on for 2 seasons and 22 episodes. It features Joseph LoDuca as theme composer. Jack of All Trades is executive produced by Alex Kurtzman. Jack of All Trades is created by Eric A. Morris.

Jack of All Trades is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Jack of All Trades is 22 Minutes long. Jack of All Trades is produced by Renaissance Pictures and distributed by NBCUniversal Television Distribution.

The cast includes: Bruce Campbell as Jack Stiles.

Jack of All Trades Quotes

Bruce Campbell as Jack Stiles

  • (Bruce Campbell) "Well, yank my doodle."
  • (Bruce Campbell) "I would have knocked, but my fists had other plans."
  • (Bruce Campbell) "Why am I doing all the work while you sit there drinking tea?"
  • (Unnamed) "Because tea time happens to be a time honored British tradition. When it's burger time I'll pedal."
  • (Bruce Campbell) "It's a beautiful day, and the scent of violence is in the air."
  • (Unnamed) "Ten of your American dollars says God is a woman."
  • (Bruce Campbell) "Which explains why nothing we do ever pleases Her."
  • (Unnamed) "And also explains why we're no longer covered in fur and hunting our neighbors for sport."
  • (Bruce Campbell) "Next you'll tell me God's British."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm trying to break you in slowly, Jack."
  • (Thomas Jefferson) "Jack, if you don't keep your hands off my niece, I'll have George Washington cut off your cherry tree."
  • (Bruce Campbell) "Good thing I don't have a cherry tree."

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