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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Quotes

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter ended in 1970.

It features Graham Collins in charge of musical score.

Each episode of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is 85 minutes long. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is distributed by Odessa Filmworks.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Quotes

  • (God) "Jesus --"
  • (Unnamed) "Is that you, bowl of cherries?"
  • (God) "Do bowls of cherries talk, Jesus?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know. I've seen a lot of strange things over the years."
  • (God) "You need help, Jesus, and I will not forsake it."
  • (Unnamed) "Ohh, it's you Dad. So what's your advice?"
  • (Unnamed) "Jesus, honey, you're a mess."
  • (Unnamed) "How -- did you know -- my name?"
  • (Unnamed) "He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net."
  • (Unnamed) "Not even this separates you from my love."
  • (Unnamed) "If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope."
  • (Mother Marry) "Oh, God loves them. They get so much done in a day, don't you think?"
  • (Unnamed) "Don't tempt me."

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