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Josie and the Pussycats (film) Quotes

Josie and the p*****cats (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Josie and the p*****cats completed its run in 1970.

It features Marc Platt; Tracey Edmonds, Chuck Grimes, and Tony DeRosa-Grund as producer, John Frizzell in charge of musical score, and Matthew Libatique as head of cinematography.

Josie and the p*****cats (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States, and Canada. Each episode of Josie and the p*****cats (film) is 98 minutes long. Josie and the p*****cats (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Rosario Dawson as Valerie, Paulo Costanzo as Alexander Cabot, Missi Pyle as Alexandra Cabot, Rachael Leigh Cook as Josie McCoy, Tara Reid as Melody, Tom Butler as Agent Kelly, Alexander Martin as Les, Parker Posey as Fiona, Russ Leatherman as Mr. Moviefone, Seth Green as Travis, Breckin Meyer as Marco, and Alan Cumming as Wyatt.

Josie and the p*****cats (film) Quotes

Missi Pyle as Alexandra Cabot

  • (Missi Pyle) "You guys know he's lying, right?"
  • (Rachael Leigh Cook) "You know your fly's open?"
  • (Missi Pyle) "Well, you know you -- suck?"
  • (Missi Pyle) "So, what's the moral of the story here; freaks should date other freaks?"
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "No, I think the moral of the story here is you should be happy with who you are. This whole time we've been spending money on expensive clothes to impress people. Never made me happy. No. Happ; -Oh, my gosh.Happiness is on the inside. I'm not this."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "I'm not what I wear. I'm not what I wear."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "You should think about this."
  • (Missi Pyle) "Oh my God, that's Mr. Moviephone. How did you get him to put that on there?"
  • (Missi Pyle) "You slept with him."
  • (Missi Pyle) "Unlike you bunch of whackjobs, I am perfect just the way I am."
  • (Tom Butler) "Holy s***. That girl has a skunk on her head."
  • (Tom Butler) "Oh, that's just your hair. Sorry, but that's messed up."
  • (Missi Pyle) "I used to summer on the continent. Fancy a snog?"
  • (Alan Cumming) "Fancy a mint?"

Tara Reid as Melody

  • (Tara Reid) "Carson says he's gonna kill me."
  • (Tara Reid) "Ooh, more coasters."
  • (Carson Daly) "If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date."
  • (Tara Reid) "Ew, I would never go out with you."
  • (Tara Reid) "I thought this was supposed to be "Total Request Live"."
  • (Carson Daly) "Actually, this is more like "Total Request DEAD"."
  • (Tara Reid) "The walls are mushy."

Paulo Costanzo as Alexander Cabot

  • (Paulo Costanzo) "You know what? I still don't understand why you're here."
  • (Missi Pyle) "I'm here because I was in the comic book."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "What?"
  • (Missi Pyle) "Nothing."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "I want a vintage tee -- and Heath Ledger."

Rachael Leigh Cook as Josie McCoy

  • (Laughing Girl) "Look. Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came."
  • (Rachael Leigh Cook) "Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident?"
  • (Laughing Girl) "At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears."
  • (Tara Reid) "They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special."
  • (Laughing Girl) "Yeah -- special ed."
  • (Rachael Leigh Cook) "Alexander."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "What? If we're having a meeting, I should be here."
  • (Rachael Leigh Cook) "It's a ladies room."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "Yeah, you know, nothin' I haven't seen before."
  • (Rosario Dawson) "You know, does anyone have change for a tampon?"
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "I'll be outside."
  • (Rachael Leigh Cook) "Puppies, turn into dogs, who get get old and DIE."
  • (Rachael Leigh Cook) "I'm nobody's pimp."
  • (Rachael Leigh Cook) "Look at them all staring at us. They think I shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking."
  • (Rosario Dawson) "Look at them all staring at Josie. They think we shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking."
  • (Tara Reid) "If you're happy and you know it then you really ought to show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands."
  • (Rachael Leigh Cook) "Jerkin. Tretorns are the new Adidas."
  • (Rachael Leigh Cook) "If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would."
  • (Tara Reid) "That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy."
  • (Rachael Leigh Cook) "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough --"
  • (Tara Reid) "The tough make lemonade."
  • (Rachael Leigh Cook) "Oh my god. I'm a trend pimp."

Alan Cumming as Wyatt

  • (Alan Cumming) "Sold to the young man with no future."

Seth Green as Travis

  • (Seth Green) "Wyatt, could you maybe talk to Marco about him always doing my face? You remember in the "What?" video I established the"
  • (Seth Green) "face? Well ever since then, every time you see Marco, he's doing the"
  • (Seth Green) "face and it's MINE. You look at him on TRL: "Hi Carson."
  • (Seth Green) "" You look at him on the Kids' Choice Awards: "This is ours? Thanks."
  • (Seth Green) "" And then right here on the cover of Seventeen Magazine: "Hi little girl, beauty secrets?"
  • (Seth Green) "" It's my face -- it's MY face."
  • (Breckin Meyer) "Uh, hey Travis, am I uh,"
  • (Breckin Meyer) "doin' your face, 'cause"
  • (Breckin Meyer) "god forbid I"
  • (Breckin Meyer) "do your face 'cause it's"
  • (Breckin Meyer) "such a good face."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Eye contact. Hand."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Eye contact. Hand."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Now, when we land, I will talk to the choreographer, and she will get you a new face."
  • (Breckin Meyer) "Awh, too bad his mama couldn't give him a good face."
  • (Seth Green) "Wyatt, could you maybe talk to Marco about him always doing my face? Remember in the "What?" video, I established the"
  • (Seth Green) "face? Well ever since then, every time you see Marco he's doing the"
  • (Seth Green) "face. And it's mine. You look at him on TRL. "Hey, Carson.""
  • (Seth Green) "You look at him on the Kids Choice Awards. "This is ours, thanks.""
  • (Seth Green) "And then right here on the cover of Seventeen Magazine. "Hey, little girl. Beauty secrets?""
  • (Seth Green) "It's my face -- it's my face."
  • (Breckin Meyer) "Oh, hey, Travis. Am I uh,"
  • (Breckin Meyer) "doing you face,"
  • (Breckin Meyer) "cuz, God forbid, I"
  • (Breckin Meyer) "do your face cuz it's"
  • (Breckin Meyer) "such a god face."
  • (Seth Green) "That's it."
  • (Alexander Martin) "DuJour means friendship."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Thank you, Les. Now listen. Listen to me. When we land, I will call the choreographer, and she will give you a new face."
  • (Breckin Meyer) "Aw, too bad your Mama couldn't give you a good face."
  • (Alan Cumming) "TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW."
  • (Breckin Meyer) "I'm sorry, Travis."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Thank you. You can have a new face, too."

Alexander Martin as Les

  • (Alexander Martin) "We tried to warn you -- The message on your mirror"
  • (Tara Reid) "That was you? Dujour was in my bathroom."
  • (Alexander Martin) "Du Jour means seat belts. Du Jour means crash positions."

Russ Leatherman as Mr. Moviefone

  • (Russ Leatherman) "Fiona is the most jerkin' girl in the world."
  • (Russ Leatherman) "Heath Ledger is the new Matt Damon."
  • (Russ Leatherman) "Josie and the p*****cats is the best movie ever."
  • (Russ Leatherman) "Josie and the p*****cats is the best band ever."

Parker Posey as Fiona

  • (FBI Agent Kelly) "They'll never see it coming."
  • (Parker Posey) "And neither will you."
  • (FBI Agent Kelly) "I'm sorry. What was that?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Huh? What?"
  • (FBI Agent Kelly) "You just said something."
  • (Parker Posey) "No, I didn't."
  • (FBI Agent Kelly) "Yes, you did."
  • (Parker Posey) "No, I didn't."
  • (FBI Agent Kelly) "Yes you did. I said, "They'll never see it coming," and you said, "And neither will you.""
  • (Parker Posey) "I did?"
  • (FBI Agent Kelly) "We all heard you."
  • (Parker Posey) "Oh -- what I meant to say was: "And neither will you guys." Meaning the teenagers. I was just emphasizing my point."
  • (FBI Agent Kelly) "Oh, okay."
  • (Parker Posey) "That was close."
  • (FBI Agent Kelly) "What was that?"
  • (Parker Posey) "I was going to say: "That was close to being a really nice moment between the two of us.""
  • (Parker Posey) "It's Mr. Moviefone. He does all our subliminal tracks."
  • (Parker Posey) "You can kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you."
  • (Parker Posey) "Wyatt, show these lovely girls what we have for them this evening."
  • (Tara Reid) "A car. Val, I won a car."
  • (Parker Posey) "No, you didn't win a car."
  • (Tara Reid) "Oh my God, you won a car."
  • (Parker Posey) "Nobody won a car."
  • (Parker Posey) "How much do you weigh, Josie?"
  • (Rachael Leigh Cook) "Um -- 118?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Ha. 115. I'm three pounds lighter then you. It's okay, though. I think you look great."
  • (Parker Posey) "Tho pretty and popular."

Rosario Dawson as Valerie

  • (Rosario Dawson) "Wyatt, you messed with the wrong p*****."
  • (Rosario Dawson) "Okay, who else thinks that Fiona's a freak?"
  • (Tara Reid) "Oh my God, I'm so glad you said that, because as soon as you said her name, I got the most awful sensation. Like this ice-cold chill creeping up my spine."
  • (Rosario Dawson) "Oh, sweetie, that's cos you're sitting on the O."
  • (Tara Reid) "Oh."
  • (Rosario Dawson) "That's perfect. Even our manager wants to see to another band."

Breckin Meyer as Marco

  • (Breckin Meyer) "Maybe if you showed Dr. Zaius the proper respect, Dr. Zaius would stop showing you the POO."

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