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Joy Ride (2001 film) Quotes

Joy Ride (2001 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Joy Ride stopped airing in 1970.

It features J. J. Abrams; Chris Moore as producer, Marco Beltrami in charge of musical score, and Jeffrey Jur as head of cinematography.

Joy Ride (2001 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Joy Ride (2001 film) is 97 minutes long. Joy Ride (2001 film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Steve Zahn as Fuller Thomas, Paul Walker as Lewis Thomas, Leelee Sobieski as Venna, Jay Hernandez as Marine, and Jim Beaver as Sheriff Ritter.

Joy Ride (2001 film) Quotes

Paul Walker as Lewis Thomas

  • (Paul Walker) "You should call home every once in a while. You know, when you don't need bail money?"
  • (Steve Zahn) "Yeah, but how often is that?"
  • (Rusty Nail) "Candy Cane? Hey anybody know a Candy Cane?"
  • (Paul Walker) "Rusty Nail?"
  • (Paul Walker) "You put a hole in my car."

Steve Zahn as Fuller Thomas

  • (Rusty Nail) "You know, Black Sheep, you really oughtta get that fixed."
  • (Steve Zahn) "Get what fixed?"
  • (Rusty Nail) "Your tail light."
  • (Steve Zahn) "Hey, you came all the way to Salt Lake for me?"
  • (Paul Walker) "Well, you are technically still my brother."
  • (Steve Zahn) "This is like some kinda prehistoric Internet."
  • (Rusty Nail) "Apologize."
  • (Steve Zahn) "No. Listen, you sick f***, you pathetic, lonely, walkie-talkie, freak show motherf***er. You're not getting anything from me. Know why? Because I have something that's more powerful then your psychosis. It's called a volume knob, and the only thing I have to do to make you go away is to turn it counterclockwise. You got that? You copy that?"
  • (Rusty Nail) "You know, Black Sheep, you really ought to get that fixed."
  • (Steve Zahn) "Get what fixed?"
  • (Rusty Nail) "Your taillight."
  • (Steve Zahn) "All right, no cops 'til Jamestown. Free to speed like a mother f***er for like the next 40 miles or so."
  • (Steve Zahn) "Come on, I know what Dad says about me behind my back. That I'm the world's biggest loser. And that's coming from a plumber. That's coming from a man who wears a lime green jumpsuit to work everyday."
  • (Officer Akins) "So you have no idea who might have visited Mr. Ellinghouse's room last night?"
  • (Steve Zahn) "No, sir. I wish; I wish we could be more helpful, but I --"
  • (Paul Walker) "Is he dead?"
  • (Officer Akins) "Coma. You know what I'm thinkin'? I'm thinkin' that a little look-see might "refreshify" your memory."
  • (Steve Zahn) "Takin' a look-see at what?"
  • (Officer Akins) "Ripped his jaw -- clean off."
  • (Steve Zahn) "Do a woman's voice."
  • (Steve Zahn) "Do what I do. Just remind yourself that in a hundred years you're gonna be dead. It's the closest thing I've got to a philosophy."
  • (Steve Zahn) "I have never felt like more of a p***** in my entire life."
  • (Steve Zahn) "So, do you need me to drive, er, you good?"
  • (Local in Nebraska Bar) "I said, is this your bitch? Cause if it is your bitch, you better shut your bitch up."
  • (Steve Zahn) "Bitch, are you mouthing off again? I'm sorry man, it's just so hard to keep them in line now'a'days."
  • (Steve Zahn) "You know, with the exception of the seat spring piercing my ass, this ride's excellent."
  • (Ice Truck Driver) "Do you guys need help back to the main road?"
  • (Steve Zahn) "No, we're okay, now that we're not murdered or anything."
  • (Steve Zahn) "Do you ever miss Mom and Dad?"
  • (Paul Walker) "Yeah, I miss Mom's chocolate chip cookies, playing football with Dad on Sundays, going to -- Oh wait, that somebody else's childhood. What I meant was, "No.""

Leelee Sobieski as Venna

  • (Leelee Sobieski) "How afraid should I be?"
  • (Steve Zahn) "More than usual."
  • (Leelee Sobieski) "I'm not going anywhere until somebody tells me why I should be afraid of a radio."
  • (Leelee Sobieski) "Have you guys named it yet?"
  • (Steve Zahn) "Not yet, but we were thinking about "Tad or Lewis's s***ty Newport"."

Jim Beaver as Sheriff Ritter

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Jay Hernandez as Marine

  • (Jay Hernandez) "Howdy, you got Black Sheep here with Mama's Boy. Who we got? over."
  • (Steve Zahn) "Can I please get a better handle than Mama's Boy?"
  • (Jay Hernandez) "No."

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