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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Quotes

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle ended in 1970.

It features Matt Tolmach, and William Teitler as producer, Henry Jackman in charge of musical score, and Gyula Pados as head of cinematography.

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is 119 minutes long. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing.

The cast includes: Dwayne Johnson as Dr. Smolder Bravestone, Karen Gillan as Ruby Roundhouse, Mason Guccione as Alex, Morgan Turner as Martha, Madison Iseman as Bethany, and Nick Jonas as Seaplane McDonough.

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Quotes

Dwayne Johnson as Dr. Smolder Bravestone

  • (Dwayne Johnson) "This is a video game, which means we have special skills."
  • (Moose Finbar) "Why am I running so slow?"
  • (Moose Finbar) "You better go in there and save her."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "I'm not gonna get in there, you get in there."
  • (Moose Finbar) "I got a backpack on. You don't get in water with a backpack, everybody knows that."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Get on my back."
  • (Moose Finbar) "I would rather die."
  • (Moose Finbar) "So sick of this game. Just stay out of my way Spencer."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "What are you mad at me for?"
  • (Moose Finbar) "Why am I mad? Are you seriously asking me that? You got me kicked off the team and you got me stuck in whatever this is. And you wonder why we're not friends no more."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Oh, this is why we're not friends anymore? Because you didn't want to get stuck in Jumanji? i don't think so. We're not friends because I'm not cool enough to hang out with you, so you pretend not to even know me anymore. Until you needed me to do your homework because you couldn't do it yourself. No wonder you don't know anything about Westward Expansion."
  • (Moose Finbar) "Okay, you see that? You know what? I'm not stupid, Spencer. i asked you to do me one simple favour. I said do my homework so I won't get kicked off the team, and you went and messed that up. Now I can't do the one thing i'm good at and it's all your fault. i should kick the s*** out of you right now."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Like to see you try."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "I want to stay with you, like this."
  • (Karen Gillan) "Then let's be like this, every day -- in the real world."

Karen Gillan as Ruby Roundhouse

  • (Karen Gillan) "Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini."
  • (Professor Shelly Oberon) "I once wore a bikini to school."
  • (Professor Shelly Oberon) "Seriously, I can't even open my mouth around you. You don't even know me, but you, like, decided you hate me."
  • (Karen Gillan) "Look, I just think you live in, like, the "hot popular girl" bubble, you know, where everybody either treats you like a princess or like an object. Maybe it makes you a little self-absorbed or something?"
  • (Professor Shelly Oberon) "That's fair. But do you think that maybe the reason why you are so judgy is because you are like afraid that people are not gonna like you, so you've decided not to like them first? I'm just saying, you're a babe, go with it."
  • (Karen Gillan) "Guys, how are we gonna get home?"
  • (Professor Shelly Oberon) "Oh my God, this is so cool. Martha, come look at my penis."
  • (Karen Gillan) "No, thanks."
  • (Karen Gillan) "Why am I wearing half a shirt and short shorts in the JUNGLE?"

Nick Jonas as Seaplane McDonough

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Mason Guccione as Alex

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Morgan Turner as Martha

  • (Morgan Turner) "Hey, person walking."

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