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Jurassic Park (film) Quotes

Jurassic Park (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Jurassic Park completed its run in 1970.

It features Kathleen Kennedy; Gerald R. Molen as producer, John Williams in charge of musical score, and Dean Cundey as head of cinematography.

Jurassic Park (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Jurassic Park (film) is 126 minutes long. Jurassic Park (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm, Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Sattler, Richard Attenborough as John Hammond, Samuel L. Jackson as Ray Arnold, Bob Peck as Muldoon, Sam Neill as Dr. Alan Grant, Martin Ferrero as Donald Gennaro, BD Wong as Henry Wu, Wayne Knight as Dennis Nedry, Cameron Thor as Lew Dodgson, Joseph Mazzello as Tim, Ariana Richards as Lex, and Miguel Sandoval as Juanito Rostagno.

Jurassic Park (film) Quotes

Sam Neill as Dr. Alan Grant

  • (Sam Neill) "What species is this?"
  • (BD Wong) "Uh, it's a velociraptor."
  • (Sam Neill) "You bred raptors?"
  • (Sam Neill) "What kind of metabolism do they have? What's their growth rate?"
  • (Bob Peck) "They're lethal at eight months, and I do mean lethal. I've hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these things move --"
  • (Sam Neill) "Fast for a biped?"
  • (Bob Peck) "Cheetah speed. Fifty, sixty miles an hour if they ever got out into the open, and they're astonishing jumpers --"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Yes, yes, yes. That's why we're taking extreme precautions."
  • (Sam Neill) "Do they show intelligence? With their brain cavity --"
  • (Bob Peck) "They show extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one -- when she looks at you, you can see she's working things out. That's why we have to feed them like this. She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came."
  • (Laura Dern) "But the fences are electrified though, right?"
  • (Bob Peck) "That's right, but they never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. They remember."
  • (Sam Neill) "Lex, Lex you're choking me. Grab the wire. Grab the wire."
  • (Sam Neill) "What the hell do you think you're doing in here?"
  • (Sam Neill) "Hey, we were saving that."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "For today, I guarantee it."
  • (Sam Neill) "What did I touch?"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Uh, you didn't touch anything. We stopped."
  • (Sam Neill) "I hate trees."
  • (Sam Neill) "I guess that means the power's off."
  • (Ariana Richards) "That's not funny."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "That was great."
  • (Sam Neill) "Uh -- it's -- it's a dinosaur."
  • (Sam Neill) "I hate computers."
  • (Laura Dern) "The feeling's mutual."
  • (Sam Neill) "Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided, not to endorse your park."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "So have I."
  • (Sam Neill) "Mr. Hammond, the phones are working."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Are the children all right?"
  • (Sam Neill) "The children are fine. Call the mainland. Tell them to send the damn helicopters."
  • (Laura Dern) "It's gonna come through the glass."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "GRANT."
  • (Sam Neill) "Tim. Tim, can you tell me what they are?"
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "They're, Gal -- uh -- uh, Galli -- uh, Gallimimus."
  • (Ariana Richards) "Are those -- meat-eating -- uh, meatasauruses?"
  • (Sam Neill) "The wheel uniform changes just like a flock of birds evading a predator."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "They're, uh -- they're flocking this way."
  • (Sam Neill) "How fast are they?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Well, we clocked the T-Rex at 32 miles an hour."
  • (Laura Dern) "T-T-Rex?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Mm-hm."
  • (Laura Dern) "You said you've got a T-Rex?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Uh-huh."
  • (Sam Neill) "Say again?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "We have a T-Rex."
  • (Sam Neill) "Keep absolutely still. Its vision is based on movement."
  • (Sam Neill) "You got any kids?"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Me? Oh, hell yeah, three. I love kids. Anything at all can and does happen. Same with wives, for that matter."
  • (Sam Neill) "You're married?"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Occasionally. Yeah, I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm."
  • (Sam Neill) "Big Tim, the human piece of toast."
  • (Sam Neill) "Don't move. He can't see us if we don't move."
  • (Sam Neill) "Ellie, this one was always my favorite when I was a kid. And now I've seen one, its the most beautiful thing I ever saw."
  • (Sam Neill) "Who in God's name do you think you are?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "John Hammond. And I'm delighted to meet you finally in person, Dr Grant."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "I can see that my 50,000 a year has been well spent."
  • (Laura Dern) "OK, who's the jerk?"
  • (Sam Neill) "This is our paleobotanist, Dr --"
  • (Laura Dern) "Sattler."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Ah hah."
  • (Sam Neill) "Ellie, this is Mr Hammond."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Forgive the dramatic entrance, Dr Sattler."
  • (Laura Dern) "Did I say jerk?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Come on, sit down, sit down."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "No, no, no I can manage this. I know my way around the kitchen. I'll come right to the point. I like you, both of you. I can tell instantly about people. It's a gift. I own an island, off the coast of Costa Rica. I've leased it from the government and I've spent the last five years setting up a kind of biological preserve. Really spectacular, spared no expense. It'll make the one I've got down in Kenya look like a petting zoo. And there's no doubt, our attractions will drive kids out of their minds."
  • (Sam Neill) "What are those?"
  • (Laura Dern) "Smaller versions of adults, honey."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "And not just kids. Everyone. We're going to open in the Fall, that is if the lawyers don't kill me first. I don't care for lawyers, do you?"
  • (Sam Neill) "Oh, we -- don't really know, really."
  • (Laura Dern) "Oh, we -- don't really know, really."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Well, I do I'm afraid. This particular pebble in my shoe represents my investors. That they insist on outside opinions."
  • (Laura Dern) "What kind of opinions?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Well, you're kind not to put too fine a point on it. I mean, let's face it -- in your particular field you're the top minds. And if I could just persuade you, to sign off on the park, give it your endorsement, maybe even pen a wee testimonial, I could get right back on shedule, er -- schedule."
  • (Laura Dern) "Why would they care what we think?"
  • (Sam Neill) "What kind of park is this?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "It's right up your alley. I tell you what. Why don't you come down, just the pair of you for the weekend? I'd love to have the opinion of a paleobotanist as well. I've got a jet standing by at Choteau."
  • (Sam Neill) "I'm sorry Mr Hammond, but that's impossible. We just dug up a new skeleton --"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "I could compensate you by fully funding your dig --"
  • (Sam Neill) "And this is a very unusual time."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "-- for a further three years."
  • (Sam Neill) "They're moving in herds. They do move in herds."
  • (Sam Neill) "Their radio is out too. Gennarro said to stay put."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "The kids OK?"
  • (Sam Neill) "I didn't ask. Why wouldn't they be?"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Kids get scared."
  • (Sam Neill) "What's to be scared about? It's just a little hiccup in the power --"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "I didn't say I was scared."
  • (Sam Neill) "I didn't say you were scared."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "I know."
  • (Sam Neill) "OK, it's just the two Raptors, right?"
  • (Sam Neill) "You're sure the third one's contained?"
  • (Laura Dern) "Yes, unless they figure out how to open doors."
  • (Volunteer #1) "This new program's incredible. A few more years development and we won't even have to dig anymore."
  • (Sam Neill) "Where's the fun in that?"
  • (Sam Neill) "Well, where does he think he's going?"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "When you gotta go, you gotta go."
  • (Sam Neill) "What kind of park is this?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "It's right up your alley."
  • (Volunteer Boy) "That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey."
  • (Sam Neill) "A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex; he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side,"
  • (Sam Neill) "from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this --"
  • (Sam Neill) "A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say -- no no. He slashes at you here, or here --"
  • (Laura Dern) "Oh, Alan --"
  • (Sam Neill) "Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect."
  • (Volunteer Boy) "OK."

Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm

  • (Jeff Goldblum) "You see a Tyrannosaur doesn't follow a set pattern or park schedules, the essence of chaos."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs."
  • (Laura Dern) "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Hello? Yes?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "I really hate that man."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "God creates dinosaur. God destroys dinosaur. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaur."
  • (Laura Dern) "Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the earth."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Come on, we gotta get out of here. Now. Now. Right now. Let's go. The kids?"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Must go faster."
  • (Laura Dern) "s***. s***."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Here it comes. Stand on it. Fifth gear. Fifth gear."
  • (Bob Peck) "Get off the stick. Bloody move."
  • (Laura Dern) "Look out."
  • (Bob Peck) "Down."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "That is one big pile of s***."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Anybody hear that? It's a, um -- It's an impact tremor, that's what it is -- I'm fairly alarmed here."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "You think they'll have that on the tour?"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Gee, the lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh -- staggers me."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "Well thank you, Dr. Malcolm, but I think things are a little bit different then you and I had feared --"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Yeah, I know. They're a lot worse."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "Now, wait a second now, we haven't even seen the park --"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "No, no, Donald, Donald, Donald -- let him talk. There's no reason -- I want to hear every viewpoint, I really do."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "It's hardly appropriate to start hurling generalizations --"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "If I may -- Um, I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "you're selling it, you wanna sell it. Well --"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "I don't think you're giving us our due credit. Our scientists have done things which nobody's ever done before --"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Condors. Condors are on the verge of extinction --"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "No --"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "If I was to create a flock of condors on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "No, hold on. This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation, or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs had their shot, and nature selected them for extinction."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "I simply don't understand this Luddite attitude, especially from a scientist. I mean, how can we stand in the light of discovery, and not act?"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "What's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world."
  • (Laura Dern) "Well, the question is, how can you know anything about an extinct ecosystem? And therefore, how could you ever assume that you can control it? I mean, you have plants in this building that are poisonous, you picked them because they look good, but these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're in, and they'll defend themselves, violently if necessary."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Dr. Grant, if there's one person here who could appreciate what I'm trying to do --"
  • (Sam Neill) "The world has just changed so radically, and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look -- Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "I don't believe it. I don't believe it. You're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "Thank you."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Boy, do I hate being right all the time."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "She's, uh -- tenacious."
  • (Sam Neill) "You have no idea."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Hey, hey, hey, hey."
  • (Sam Neill) "Ian, freeze."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Get the kids."
  • (Sam Neill) "Get rid of the flare."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Get the kids."
  • (Sam Neill) "Get rid of the flare."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "God help us, we're in the hands of engineers."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Must go faster."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "There. Look at this. See? See? I'm right again. Nobody could've predicted that Dr. Grant would suddenly, suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle."
  • (Laura Dern) "Alan? Alan."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "There's, another example."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "See, here I'm now sitting by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos theory."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Dr. Sattler, Dr. Grant, you've heard of chaos theory?"
  • (Laura Dern) "No."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "No? Non-linear equations? Strange attractions? Dr. Sattler, I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "What have they got in there, King Kong?"

Ariana Richards as Lex

  • (Ariana Richards) "It's a UNIX system. I know this."
  • (Ariana Richards) "Sh. Sh. Don't let the monsters come over here."
  • (Sam Neill) "They're not monsters, Lex. They're just animals. And these are herbivores."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "That means they only eat vegetables, but for you I think they'd make an exception."
  • (Ariana Richards) "I like cows."
  • (Ariana Richards) "Come on, girl. I'm here, girl. Come on."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "God bless you."
  • (Ariana Richards) "He left us. He left us."
  • (Sam Neill) "But that's not what I'm gonna do."
  • (Ariana Richards) "Go away."
  • (Sam Neill) "It's OK. It's OK. It's a Brachiosaur."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "It's a veggiesaurus Lex. Veggiesaurus."
  • (Ariana Richards) "Veggie."
  • (Ariana Richards) "Timmy, I bet I can climb over the top and get on the other side before you can even get to the top."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "What would you give me?"
  • (Ariana Richards) "Respect."
  • (Ariana Richards) "I'm sorry."
  • (Ariana Richards) "Timmy."
  • (Sam Neill) "Tim."
  • (Ariana Richards) "Can I touch it?"
  • (Sam Neill) "Sure. Just think of it as -- kind of a big cow."
  • (Ariana Richards) "He's gonna eat the goat?"
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "Excellent."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?"
  • (Ariana Richards) "I happen to be a vegetarian."
  • (Ariana Richards) "She said I should ride with you"
  • (Ariana Richards) "because it would be good for you."
  • (Ariana Richards) "I'm a hacker."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "That's what I said: you're a nerd."
  • (Ariana Richards) "I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker."
  • (Ariana Richards) "What are you and Ellie gonna do now if you don't have to pick up dinosaur bones anymore?"
  • (Sam Neill) "I don't know. I guess -- I guess we'll just have to evolve too."
  • (Ariana Richards) "What if the dinosaurs come back while we're all asleep?"
  • (Sam Neill) "Hmm. I'll stay awake."
  • (Ariana Richards) "All night?"
  • (Sam Neill) "All night."

Martin Ferrero as Donald Gennaro

  • (Martin Ferrero) "I had to promise to conduct a very thorough on-site inspection."
  • (Miguel Sandoval) "Hammond hates inspections. They slow everything down."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "Juanito, they'll pull the funding. That'll slow him down even more."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "We're gonna make a fortune with this place."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "We're gonna make a fortune with this place."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "Are these characters -- auto-erotica?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "No, no, no. We have no animatronics here. These are the real miracle workers of Jurassic Park."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "And we can charge anything we want, 2,000 a day, 10,000 a day, and people will pay it. And then there's the merchandise --"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Donald, Donald -- This park was not built to cater only for the super-rich. Everyone in the world has the right to enjoy these animals."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "Sure, they will. Well, we'll have a, a coupon day or something."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "Let's get something straight, John, this is not a weekend excursion, this is a serious investigation of the stability of the island. Your investors, whom I represent, are deeply concerned. And 48 hours from now, if they're not convinced, I'm not convinced. I'll shut you down, John."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "In 48 hours, I'll be accepting your apologies."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "Hey, where'd you find that?"
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "In a box under my seat."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "Are they heavy?"
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "Yeah."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "Then they're expensive, put 'em back."
  • (Martin Ferrero) "This is overwhelming, John. Are these characters auto-erotica?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "No, no, no, we have no animatronics here. Those people are the real miracle workers of Jurassic Park."

Richard Attenborough as John Hammond

  • (Richard Attenborough) "Robert, I -- I wonder if perhaps you would be good enough to take a gas jeep, and bring back my grandchildren."
  • (Bob Peck) "Sure."
  • (Laura Dern) "I'm going with him."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "John? John? I can't get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "The most advanced amusement park in the entire world. And I'm not just talking about rides, you know? Everybody has rides. No, we have made living biological attractions so astounding, that they'll capture the imaginations of the entire planet."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "It ought to be me really going."
  • (Laura Dern) "Why?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Well, I'm a -- And you're, um, a --"
  • (Laura Dern) "Look -- We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Why didn't I build it in Orlando?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler, welcome -- to Jurassic Park."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Well, we clocked the T-Rex at 32 mph"
  • (Laura Dern) "T-Rex -- , you said you've got a T-Rex?"
  • (Sam Neill) "Say again"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "We have a T-Rex"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?"
  • (Wayne Knight) "I am totally unappreciated in my time. You can run this whole park from this room with minimal staff for up to 3 days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network 8 connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if he can I'd like to see him try."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "I'm sorry about your financial problems, Dennis, I really am, but they are your problems."
  • (Wayne Knight) "Oh, you're right, John, you're absolutely right. You know, everything's my problem."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "I will not get drawn into another financial debate with you, Dennis. I really will not."
  • (Wayne Knight) "There'd be hardly any debate at all."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "I don't blame people for their mistakes. But I do ask that they pay for them."
  • (Wayne Knight) "Thanks, Dad."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "-- And there's no doubt; our attractions will drive kids our of their minds."
  • (Sam Neill) "And what are those?"
  • (Laura Dern) "Small versions of adults, honey --"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "We've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "So much for our first tour: two no-shows and one sick Triceratops."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "It could have been worse, John. A lot worse."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Damn."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "They'll be fine. Who better to get the children through Jurassic Park than a dinosaur expert?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Now Ellie, you can't throw the main switch by hand. You've got to pump up the primer handle in order to get the charge. It's large, flat, and gray."
  • (Laura Dern) "OK, here I go, OK."
  • (Laura Dern) "One. Two. Three. Four. OK, charged."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Under the words Contact Position, there's a round green button, which says Push to Close."
  • (Laura Dern) "Push to Close, OK."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Push it."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "You know the first attraction I ever built when I came down south from Scotland? It was a Flea Circus, Petticoat Lane. Really quite wonderful. We had a wee trapeze, and a merry-go -- carousel and a seesaw. They all moved, motorized of course, but people would say they could see the fleas. "Oh, I see the fleas, mummy. Can't you see the fleas?" Clown fleas and high wire fleas and fleas on parade -- But with this place, I wanted to show them something that wasn't an illusion. Something that was real, something that they could see and touch. An aim not devoid of merit."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "I bring the scientists, you bring a rock star."

Joseph Mazzello as Tim

  • (Joseph Mazzello) "It looks like it has a cold."
  • (Sam Neill) "Yeah, maybe."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "Well -- we're back -- in the car again."
  • (Sam Neill) "Well, at least you're out of the tree."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "What do you call a blind dinosaur?"
  • (Sam Neill) "I don't know. What do you call a blind dinosaur?"
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "A Do-you-think-he-saurus."
  • (Sam Neill) "Ha ha. Good one."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?"
  • (Sam Neill) "You got me."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "A Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "I read your book."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "I threw up."
  • (Sam Neill) "Oh, well that's OK. Give me your hand."
  • (Sam Neill) "Tim, I won't tell anyone you threw up, just -- just give me your hand."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "You feel that?"
  • (Martin Ferrero) "Maybe its the power trying to come back on?"
  • (Ariana Richards) "What is that?"
  • (Ariana Richards) "Where's the goat?"
  • (Martin Ferrero) "Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus."
  • (Ariana Richards) "He left us. He left us."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they'd make an exception."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "Look at all the blood."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "I hate trees."
  • (Ariana Richards) "They don't bother me."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "Oh yeah? Well, you weren't in the last one."

Samuel L. Jackson as Ray Arnold

  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "A reminder: the boat for the mainland will be leaving at 1900 hours. All personnel be at the dock no later than 1845. No exceptions."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid."
  • (Wayne Knight) "Uh uh uh. You didn't say the magic word. Uh uh uh. Uh uh uh."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Please. God damn it. I hate this hacker crap."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Look at this work station."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "What a complete slob."
  • (Bob Peck) "The raptor fences aren't out, are they?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "No, no. They're still on."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Why the hell would he turn the other ones off?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Um -- It's OK."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Look, see that. It's on. It worked."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "What -- what do you mean, it worked? Everything's still off."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Well, maybe the shutdown tripped the circuit breakers. All we have to do is turn them back on. Reboot a few systems in here. Telephones. Security doors, and a half dozen others but it worked. The system's ready."
  • (Bob Peck) "Where are the breakers?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Maintenance shed. At the other end of the compound. Three minutes, and I can have power back on in the entire park."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Well, just to be safe I want everyone in the emergency bunker, until Mr Arnold returns, and the whole system's up and running again."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Hold on to your butts."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "We have all the problems of a major theme park and a major zoo and the computer's not even on its feet yet."

Bob Peck as Muldoon

  • (Bob Peck) "They should all be destroyed."
  • (Bob Peck) "What about the lysine contingency? We could put that into effect."
  • (Laura Dern) "What's that?"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "That is absolutely out of the question."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "The lysine contingency is intended to prevent the spread of the animals in case they ever get off the island. Dr. Wu inserted a gene that makes a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism. The animals can't manufacture the amino acid lysine. Unless they're continually supplied with lysine by us, they'll slip into a coma and die."
  • (Laura Dern) "How could we cut off the lysine?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "No real trick to it. Just stop running the program, leaving them unattended."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "How long before they become comatose?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "It would be totally painless; they'd just slip into unconsciousness and die."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "How long until they slip into unconsciousness?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Hmm -- seven days, more or less."
  • (Laura Dern) "Seven days? Seven days? Oh, that's great. Clever."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "That'll be a first; man and dinosaur all die together. John's plan."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "People. Are. Dying. Mr. Arnold, will you please shut down the system."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "OK, but -- you asked for it. Hold on to your butts."
  • (Bob Peck) "I think this was Gennaro."
  • (Laura Dern) "I think this was too."
  • (Bob Peck) "Clever girl."
  • (Bob Peck) "Quiet, all of you."
  • (Bob Peck) "They're approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock."
  • (Bob Peck) "I told you. How many times? We needed locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors."

Wayne Knight as Dennis Nedry

  • (Wayne Knight) "Oh, Jesus Christ."
  • (Wayne Knight) "Hello?"
  • (Wayne Knight) "Yeah, yeah that's nice. Gotta' go."
  • (Wayne Knight) "Hello, nice boy. Uh, nice boy. Nice dinosaur. I thought you were one of your big brothers, you're not so bad. You're not so bad. What do you want? What do you want? You want food? Look at me. I just fell down a hill. I'm soaking wet. I don't have any food. I have no food on me. I have nothing on me. Go on."
  • (Wayne Knight) "Dodgson."
  • (Cameron Thor) "You shouldn't use my name."
  • (Wayne Knight) "Dodgson, Dodgson, we've got Dodgson here. Nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?"
  • (Wayne Knight) "Ah, no wonder you're extinct. I'm gonna run you over when I come back down."
  • (Wayne Knight) "I should have been there by now. My God."
  • (Wayne Knight) "Damn."
  • (Wayne Knight) "There's the road."
  • (Wayne Knight) "Don't get cheap on me, Dodgson. That was Hammond's mistake."

Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Sattler

  • (Laura Dern) "We can make it if we run."
  • (Bob Peck) "No, we can't."
  • (Laura Dern) "Why not?"
  • (Bob Peck) "Because we are being hunted."
  • (Laura Dern) "Oh God."
  • (Bob Peck) "In the bushes straight ahead. It's all right."
  • (Laura Dern) "Like hell it is."
  • (Laura Dern) "So --"
  • (Laura Dern) "It's good."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Spared no expense."
  • (Laura Dern) "Hey, Alan. If you wanted to scare the kid you could have pulled a gun on him."
  • (Laura Dern) "Should we chance moving him?"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Please, chance it."
  • (Laura Dern) "But you can't think your way through this, John. You have to feel it."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "You're right. You're absolutely right. Hiring Nedry was a mistake, that's obvious. We're over-dependent on automation. I can see that now. Now, the next time, everything is correctible --"
  • (Laura Dern) "John --"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Creation is an act of sheer will. Next time it'll be flawless."
  • (Laura Dern) "I can't wait any longer. Something went wrong. I'm gonna' get the power back on"
  • (Bob Peck) "You can't just stroll down the road, you know?"
  • (Laura Dern) "Dead end."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Uh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Yes, there should have been a right turn back there somewhere --"
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Look above you. There should be a large power cable, and pipes in the same direction. Follow that."
  • (Laura Dern) "OK, I'm following the piping."
  • (Laura Dern) "Mr Arnold? Mr Arnold? John, I'm in."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "Great. Now, ahead of you, is a metal staircase. Go down it."
  • (Laura Dern) "OK, I'm going down."
  • (Richard Attenborough) "After 20 or 30 feet, you come to a T-junction. Take a left."
  • (Jeff Goldblum) "Just have her follow these cables --"
  • (Richard Attenborough) "I understand how to read a schematic."
  • (Laura Dern) "Mr. Hammond, I think we're back in business."
  • (Laura Dern) "I think it's ahead of us."
  • (Bob Peck) "Well, it could be anywhere. With the fences down he can wander in and out of any paddock he likes."

Miguel Sandoval as Juanito Rostagno

  • (Miguel Sandoval) "Grant's like me. He's a digger."

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