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Kal Ho Naa Ho Quotes

Kal Ho Naa Ho is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Kal Ho Naa Ho completed its run in 1970.

It features Yash Johar as producer, Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy in charge of musical score, and Anil Mehta as head of cinematography.

Kal Ho Naa Ho is recorded in Hindi and originally aired in India. Each episode of Kal Ho Naa Ho is 186 minutes long. Kal Ho Naa Ho is distributed by Yash Raj Films.

The cast includes: Saif Ali Khan as Rohit Patel, Satish Shah as Kurzon bhai Patel, Jaya Bachchan as Jennifer Kapur, Shah Rukh Khan as Aman Mathur, Sushma Seth as Lajjo Kapur, Rajpal Yadav as Guru, Athit Naik as Shiv, and Lilette Dubey as Jaswinder "Jazz" Kapoor.

Kal Ho Naa Ho Quotes

Satish Shah as Kurzon bhai Patel

  • (Satish Shah) "There is this famous decorater from Paris who is coming and at the same time he will decorate my hole. You know -- I have a very big hole."
  • (Saif Ali Khan) "Hall."

Lilette Dubey as Jaswinder "Jazz" Kapoor

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Shah Rukh Khan as Aman Mathur

  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Now, let me sleep. Just wake me up when you are leaving."
  • (Saif Ali Khan) "Aman?"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Not yet -- idiot."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "I have a theory about girls. The more you run after them, the more they will run away from you. But if you run away from them they will be confused and will run after you to find out the reason for their confusion. And we have to take advantage of such a confusion of a confused girl."
  • (Saif Ali Khan) "Even I'm confused."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Jeniferr Lopez-u"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "I know I'm very sexy"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "grrr"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Listen -- live -- be happy -- smile -- Who knows? Tomorrow may not be --"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Frankie Ramdayal, this girlfriend of mine wants me to leave me for you. She says you are cool, sexy, she says your hairstyle is wow. What do I do Sweetu? If I've not seen 'Dil Chahta Hai', so what if I don't know much about hairstyles?"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "You just do as I say. I have a plan. Six days and girl in your face. Just six days."
  • (Saif Ali Khan) "Wow. But why six days and not seven?"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "I don't work on Sundays."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "She's very sexy"
  • (Sushma Seth) "Chadda."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "put this in your ear."
  • (Saif Ali Khan) "In my where?"

Jaya Bachchan as Jennifer Kapur

  • (Jaya Bachchan) "Why don't you have something?"
  • (Satish Shah) "Yes -- sure."
  • (Satish Shah) "Listen -- Pass me the Cock."
  • (Saif Ali Khan) "Coke, dad. Please --"
  • (Unnamed) "Can't see Lajjoji anywhere?"
  • (Jaya Bachchan) "Yes -- sometimes we are also lucky."

Saif Ali Khan as Rohit Patel

  • (Saif Ali Khan) "Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to Lalaland -- Rohit loves Naina but Naina doesn't love Rohit. She loves Aman. But Aman tells Rohit that he shouldn't let go of Naina so easily. So basically Aman is -- insane."
  • (Saif Ali Khan) "I want to get married, I want to have children, and --"
  • (Satish Shah) "Children? Is that possible?"
  • (Saif Ali Khan) "Of course it's possible. Why is it not possible?"
  • (Satish Shah) "Yeah, that's true. This is America, anything is possible."
  • (Saif Ali Khan) "A very intelligent man has said that the first step to love is friendship and the last is friendship too. It's the middle that's left --"

Sushma Seth as Lajjo Kapur

  • (Sushma Seth) "Oh, so you are awake --. Looking so good like Hari Putter."
  • (Athit Naik) "Harry Potter, dadi. Harry Potter"
  • (Sushma Seth) "You?"
  • (Rajpal Yadav) "Yes, me."
  • (Sushma Seth) "Have you come from the bureau?"
  • (Rajpal Yadav) "Yes."
  • (Sushma Seth) "But I asked for a Sardar on the phone."
  • (Rajpal Yadav) "And I'd said 'young' on the form."
  • (Sushma Seth) "No, no. It's not me -- It's my granddaughter."
  • (Rajpal Yadav) "Confusion."

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