Kangaroo Jack Quotes

Kangaroo Jack is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Kangaroo Jack completed its run in 1970.

It features Jerry Bruckheimer as producer, Trevor Rabin in charge of musical score, and Peter Menzies Jr. as head of cinematography.

Kangaroo Jack is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kangaroo Jack is 89 minutes long. Kangaroo Jack is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Anthony Anderson as Louis, Jerry O'Connell as Charlie, Adam Garcia as Kangaroo Jack, Christopher Walken as Sal Maggio, Estella Warren as Jessie, Marton Csokas as Mr. Smith, Michael Shannon as Frankie Lombardo, and Bill Hunter as Blue.

Kangaroo Jack Quotes

Jerry O'Connell as Charlie

• (Jerry O'Connell) "I am Bolo Man."
• (Anthony Anderson) "That's what I'm talkin' about."

• (Jerry O'Connell) "Okay, I'll admit it. This is the most romantic moment of my entire life."
• (Anthony Anderson) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "And now it's over."

• (Jerry O'Connell) "Uh-oh. Dingos."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Hey that one kinda looks like Waffles."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Yeah if Waffles had a crazed look in her eyes and her face caked in blood."

• (Jerry O'Connell) "I'm sorry for feeling your boobs I didn't think they were real."

• (Jerry O'Connell) "I never saw it. Such a beautiful animal. It's the national symbol of Australia. And I killed it."

• (Jerry O'Connell) "On that fateful day twenty years ago, Louis Booker saved my life and I never forgot it. He wouldn't let me."

• (Jerry O'Connell) "I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial."

• (Jerry O'Connell) "Louis, they feel so real."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Mm-hmm"

• (Jerry O'Connell) "Look at her. She thinks she's so much smarter than us."
• (Anthony Anderson) "I'm pretty sure she is, Charlie."

• (Jerry O'Connell) "My name is Carbone, which means skinny white boy with a gun"

• (Jerry O'Connell) "I think I just sweated out a bottle of Yoo-hoo I drank in the eighth grade."

• (Jerry O'Connell) "Brain freeze."

Anthony Anderson as Louis

• (Anthony Anderson) "Check this out."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Hey, you're not supposed to open this."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Hey, man, that's like fifty grand in there."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Oh my god. Something doesn't smell right here. Look at it."
• (Anthony Anderson) "I know. I'm looking. I've never seen so much green in one little brown package."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "And now it's in my hands. Aw, it slipped out."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Ohhh."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Here, help me scoop it up."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Oh, this is one big load."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "What a mess."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Just want to roll around in it."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Hand me the rest of the pile."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Can I hold it?"
• (Jerry O'Connell) "No. Dump it in the envelope."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Maybe we should just flush it."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "We're not gonna flush it. I'm gonna put it in my pocket, leave this room, and take it to Australia."
• (Anthony Anderson) "If you're gonna do that, give it here. Let me kiss it for good luck."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "You're not gonna kiss it. It's bad enough you touched it."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Charlie, before you put it away, can I at least smell it?"
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Maybe later."

• (Anthony Anderson) "They're scaring Waffles."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Well, maybe you should have thought about that before taking your dog on a crime spree."

• (Anthony Anderson) "The kangaroo got the money."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "What are you talking about?"
• (Anthony Anderson) "I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he's hopping away."

• (Anthony Anderson) "You know what, Sal? You were right about him. Chicken blood."
• (Christopher Walken) "Smell it on his father. Smell it on him. Chicken blood."
• (Adam Garcia) "Oy. Chicken blood."
• (Unnamed) "Chicken blood. Chicken blood. Chicken blood."

• (Anthony Anderson) "Sal won't kill you. He's married to your mother."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "If Sal Maggio thinks I stole his money, he'll kill me in front of my mother and then make her clean it up."

• (Anthony Anderson) "See, what happened was we put the money in the jacket and then the jacket on the --"
• (Marton Csokas) "Wrong answer. Your friend told us the yarn about the kangaroo. Mate, I've hope for your sake you were stupid enough to hide that money in them saddle bags."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "You gotta believe us."
• (Marton Csokas) "No, you gotta believe me. If it ain't there, I'm gonna carve you up piece by piece."

• (Anthony Anderson) "We're having a very intimate, non-gay moment."

• (Anthony Anderson) "Don't worry, Charlie. We'll get the money back, all right? He can't go far."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "It's a continent, Louis. He can go very far."
• (Anthony Anderson) "I know it's a continent. I read the book."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?"
• (Anthony Anderson) "No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?"

Estella Warren as Jessie

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Bill Hunter as Blue

• (Bill Hunter) "G'day. The name's Blue."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Charlie."
• (Bill Hunter) "Heh heh. Nice to meet ya, Chezzar."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Charlie."
• (Bill Hunter) "That's what I said: Chezzar."

Adam Garcia as Kangaroo Jack

• (Adam Garcia) "/ -- see I am Jackie Legs and I like to say, "Hello" / To the black to the white --"
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Jackie? Mr. Legs, if you would find your way clear to give me back my money?"
• (Adam Garcia) "Money? Oh, you mean that money"
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Stop that. Stop that. Hey. Stop that, please. If Sal finds out --"
• (Christopher Walken) "If I find out what, Charlie? That you lost my money?"
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Sal?"
• (Christopher Walken) "I've asked you to do something. This is not that."

• (Adam Garcia) "I can sing, I can dance, I can even do impersonations."
• (Adam Garcia) "Throw me a friggin' bone, here. I have a son. I shall call him -- Mini Roo."

Marton Csokas as Mr. Smith

• (Marton Csokas) "Have you ever held a gun before, Charlie?"
• (Anthony Anderson) "Don't answer that."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "No --"
• (Marton Csokas) "Ever killed a man, Charlie?"
• (Anthony Anderson) "Don't answer that."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "No."
• (Marton Csokas) "What do you do for a livin' that makes you so brave, Charlie?"
• (Anthony Anderson) "Really don't answer that."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "I'm a hairdresser."

Michael Shannon as Frankie Lombardo

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Christopher Walken as Sal Maggio

• (Christopher Walken) "Louis Booker, you degenerate moron. Were these Medieval Times and you, a knight in shining armor, you would have, I have no doubt, slayed the maiden and saved the dragon."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Shh. Waffles."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Sal, we can explain --"
• (Christopher Walken) "As for you, Charlie. After the tragic death of your father, I married your mother promising her I would raise you as my own. You chose not to take the Maggio name. I did not complain. And when you wanted to go to Beauty School, as boys who lose their fathers early in life often do, I did not snivel at interventions, did I?"
• (Jerry O'Connell) "No, Salvatore, you didn't. In fact --"
• (Christopher Walken) "In fact, I happened to bought a beauty parlor so you could sit on you lazy butt all day long. $4.5 million you cost me. Were you anybody else, you be dead by now."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "Look, Sal, we know that your upset."
• (Christopher Walken) "It's not your fault."
• (Jerry O'Connell) "What?"
• (Christopher Walken) "A lion can raise a mouse, but the mouse is still a mouse. And you, Charlie, are that mouse. Look at this. He takes it. Chicken blood."

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