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Kazaam Quotes

Kazaam is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Kazaam completed its run in 1970.

It features Christopher Tyng in charge of musical score, and Charles Minsky as head of cinematography.

Kazaam is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kazaam is 94 minutes long. Kazaam is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures (United States).

The cast includes: Shaquille O'Neal as Kazaam, Marshall Manesh as Malik, Francis Capra as Max Connor, Ally Walker as Nick Connor, and Ally Walker as Alice Connor.

Kazaam Quotes

Shaquille O'Neal as Kazaam

  • (Shaquille O'Neal) "That's not a wish, that's an insult."
  • (Shaquille O'Neal) "Is that a wish?"
  • (Shaquille O'Neal) "Don't get all hysterical. Say thank you for your miracle."
  • (Shaquille O'Neal) "I am -- Kazaam."
  • (Shaquille O'Neal) "Grab my belly and make a wish."
  • (Shaquille O'Neal) "Let's green egg and ham it."
  • (Shaquille O'Neal) "Who dare to wake me? Ain't gonna mame this a mystery. Don't wanna do time on your wishes three. Watch it, boy. You don't want to dis me. Or I'll dish out my misery. Now. who's that sorry wanna-be that disturbed my z's? If you wanna be number one, I'm sorry boy, that's been done. But if you got the itches for a sack of riches don't matter how avaricious, I'm the man that can grant your wishes. Hey, don't turn your butt on me. I'm the man of the ages, straight out of the pages. Hang on. I'm contagious, outrageous, spontaneous. You can't contain this. I am KAZAAM."
  • (Francis Capra) "I'm really happy for you."
  • (Shaquille O'Neal) "Where do you think you're going? Make your three wishes and I'm of your face, back in my box and out of this place."
  • (Francis Capra) "listen Mr. Psychopathic Dork in the Basement, I don't think you're ordering anyone."
  • (Shaquille O'Neal) "Do you realize who I am? I'm your genie."
  • (Francis Capra) "In that case I wish i was as big as you, but not so stupid"

Ally Walker as Alice Connor

  • (Ally Walker) "You get no second chances in life, no second chances."

Francis Capra as Max Connor

  • (Francis Capra) "You smell like hippopotamus butt."
  • (Francis Capra) "So -- tell me that wasn't a wish."
  • (Shaquille O'Neal) "Like the main man did with the loaves and the fish?"
  • (Francis Capra) "Yeah -- hey -- stop rhyming, o.k."
  • (Francis Capra) "I wish I had junk food from here to the sky."
  • (Shaquille O'Neal) "Why not? Higher than high?"

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