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Kick-Ass (film) Quotes

Kick-Ass (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Kick-Ass ended in 1970.

It features Plainlist, Matthew Vaughn, Brad Pitt, Kris Thykier, Adam Bohling, Tarquin Pack, and David Reid as producer, Plainlist, and John Murphy; Henry Jackman; Marius de Vries; Ilan Eshkeri in charge of musical score, and Ben Davis (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Kick-Ass (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Kick-Ass (film) is 117 minutes long. Kick-Ass (film) is distributed by Lionsgate.

The cast includes: Nicolas Cage as Damon Macready, Nicolas Cage as Mindy Macready, Chloë Grace Moretz as Hit Girl, Lyndsy Fonseca as Katie Deauxma, Garrett M. Brown as Dave Lizewski, Evan Peters as Todd, Clark Duke as Marty, Stu Riley as Huge Goon, Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Chris D'Amico, Omar Soriano as Leroy, Omari Hardwick as Sergeant Marcus Williams, Mark Strong as Frank D'Amico, Michael Rispoli as Big Joe, Dexter Fletcher as Cody, and Deborah Twiss as Mrs. Zane.

Kick-Ass (film) Quotes

Garrett M. Brown as Dave Lizewski

  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Kick-Ass was gone but not forgotten. And my world was a lot safer with the new generation of superheroes. They said I was their inspiration. But all I did was open a door to a world I'd dreamed about since I was a little kid."
  • (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) "A world full of superheroes, eh?"
  • (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) "As a great man once said -- wait 'til they get a load of me."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "In the world I lived in, heroes only existed in comic books. And I guess that'd be okay, if bad guys were make-believe too, but they're not."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Like most people my age, I just existed."
  • (Diner Fight Guy 1) "The f*** is wrong with you, man? You'd rather die for some piece of s*** that you don't even f***ing know?"
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "The three assholes, laying into one guy while everybody else watches? And you wanna know what's wrong with me? Yeah, I'd rather die -- so bring it on."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Jesus, guys, doesn't it bug you? Like thousand of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman."
  • (Clark Duke) "Yeah, what's with that? She has like no tits at all."
  • (Evan Peters) "Maybe it's the porn tape, he doesn't have a porn tape."
  • (Clark Duke) "You guys never saw "One Night In Spiderman"?"
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Like every serial killer already knew: eventually fantasizing just doesn't do it for you anymore."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "I'll be honest, there wasn't a whole lot of crime-fighting in those first few weeks. But even so, my new vocation kept me plenty busy. I called it preparation. But if you called it fantasizing, it would've been hard to argue. All I knew was, I never felt so good about myself."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "What's the difference between Spider-Man and Peter Parker? Spider-Man gets the girl."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead."
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "And if it wasn't for you -- my dad wouldn't be."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "f*** you, Mr. Bitey."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Even with my metal plates and my f***ed up nerve endings, I gotta tell you, that hurt. But not half as much as the idea of leaving everything behind. Katie, my dad, Todd and Marty -- and all the things I'd never do. Like learn to drive or see what me and Katie's kids would look like or find out what happened on "Lost". And if you're reassuring yourself that I'm going to make it through this since I'm talking to you now, quit being such a smart-ass. Hell dude, you never seen "Sin City"? "Sunset Boulevard"? "American Beauty"?"
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows. You think that one eccentric loner would've made himself a costume. I mean, is everyday life really so exciting? Are schools and offices so thrilling that I'm the only one who fantasized about this? Come on, be honest with yourself. At some point in our lives we all wanna be a superhero."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "That's not me,by the way. That's some Armenia guy with a history of mental health problems."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Oh, no I'm just standing around --"
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "No I'm not. Yah."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "How 'bout that, huh?"
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Oh yeah. Didn't see that did ya?"
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Think it's best if you just walk away."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Well maybe you shouldn't do that."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "What?"
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Huh?"
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Are you looking at me?"
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "This is my business."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "How do I get a hold of you?"
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "With no power, comes no responsibility. Except, that wasn't true."

Dexter Fletcher as Cody

  • (Dexter Fletcher) "Let me out now? I gave you all them names and addresses. Hey, I won't say nothing to nobody. You and your crazy midget friend can go bash whoever you want. Hey, come on. Hey, I know some very bad people up town. Really nasty individuals."

Mark Strong as Frank D'Amico

  • (Mark Strong) "God I wish I had a son like you -- time for the family reunion."
  • (Mark Strong) "I gotta send a public service message to the people out there that being a superhero is bad for your health."
  • (Mark Strong) "Mommy, I want to have a Kick-Ass party."
  • (Mark Strong) "Playtime's over kid."
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "I never "play""
  • (Mark Strong) "What's this?"
  • (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) "That's everything I need. And you may have to screw someone over. Like Louie --"
  • (Michael Rispoli) "Louie? Whoa, Chris."
  • (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) "Or somebody, it doesn't have to be Louie."
  • (Michael Rispoli) "Tony."
  • (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) "Tony."
  • (Mark Strong) "Tony?"
  • (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) "I've always hated Tony."
  • (Michael Rispoli) "Yeah, f*** Tony. He's a scumbag."
  • (Mark Strong) "Tony."

Omari Hardwick as Sergeant Marcus Williams

  • (Omari Hardwick) "You owe that girl a childhood."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "I'll tell you who owes her a childhood, FRANK D'AMICO."

Chloë Grace Moretz as Hit Girl

  • (Big Daddy) "Good job. I'm so proud of you, baby doll. Are you okay?"
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "Mhmm -- but getting shot, Daddy -- it hurt a lot more than when you did it."
  • (Big Daddy) "That's because I used low velocity rounds, child -- he -- he --"
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "You're the kindest Daddy in the whole world."
  • (Big Daddy) "No, I just -- I love you --"
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "I love you, too, Daddy -- I love you, too, Daddy. Sleep tight."
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "Hey Green asshole. You can't use the front door now."
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "Okay you c***s -- Let's see what you can do now."
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "So, you wanna play?"
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "Thanks, Kick-Ass. My daddy -- He would have been proud of both of us."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Dave --"
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "-- Dave Lizewski."
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "I know that, dumbass."
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "Mindy -- Mindy Macready."
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "Aww dude, that is one gay looking taser."
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "Hey, I got one of those."
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "Whatta douche."

Nicolas Cage as Damon Macready

  • (Nicolas Cage) "Now Hit-Girl, we always keep our backs where?"
  • (Chloë Grace Moretz) "To the wall Daddy, I know. Um, it -- it won't happen again. Nice shot, by the way."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Thank you."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Mindy, no more homework, Babydoll. Time for Frank D'Amico to go bye-bye."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Tool up, honey bunny. It's time to get bad guys."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "So -- Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?"
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Can I get a puppy?"
  • (Nicolas Cage) "You wanna get a dog?"
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "I'm just f***ing with you Daddy. Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Oh, child -- You always knock me for a loop."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "We've gotta get over it, on top of it, and then into it. Right in the middle of it."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Daddy, I think I found one. It's perfect, and they can deliver it in three days."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Ah -- It's three hundred thousand bucks."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Can you think of anything else you'd rather spend it on?"
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Oooohhhhhhhh, my gosh. That is cool."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Yeah."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Add to shopping cart."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Okay."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Hit-Girl, back to headquarters."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "How'd you find me, Marcus?"
  • (Omari Hardwick) "One of us is still a cop, remember?"

Lyndsy Fonseca as Katie Deauxma

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Deborah Twiss as Mrs. Zane

  • (Deborah Twiss) "Look at me, Dave; Look at me."

Omar Soriano as Leroy

  • (Omar Soriano) "Who the f*** are you supposed to be? The green condom? You know it ain't Halloween for another few months, kid?"

Stu Riley as Huge Goon

  • (Stu Riley) "Whoa. It's only me boss. Everything's under control."
  • (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) "Under control? You're grabbing a f***ing bazooka, you dumbass."
  • (Stu Riley) "Sir?"
  • (Mark Strong) "Do it."
  • (Stu Riley) "I always wanted to say this. Say hello to my little friend."
  • (Stu Riley) "f*** this s***, I'm getting the bazooka."

Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Chris D'Amico

  • (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) "Dad, you better fire this asshole."
  • (Mark Strong) "Ignore him -- a bazooka?"
  • (Mark Strong) "OK."
  • (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) "Yeah, that's right. We're superheroes. You love us."

Evan Peters as Todd

  • (Evan Peters) "Yeah. I think I'm in love with her, dude."
  • (Clark Duke) "She looks like she's about 11 years old but --"
  • (Evan Peters) "I can wait. I solemnly vow to save myself for her."
  • (Clark Duke) "I can see how that would be really difficult for you."
  • (Evan Peters) "What do you think, Katie?"
  • (Lyndsy Fonseca) "I don't know. But I think Kick-Ass is cuter."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "You do?"
  • (Lyndsy Fonseca) "Oh yeah. I'd totally f*** his brains out if I got the chance."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Really? You would?"
  • (Lyndsy Fonseca) "Definitely."
  • (Garrett M. Brown) "Well, you interested in checking out that new Kate Hudson movie where she's like a shoe designer? I think we can make the next showing --"
  • (Lyndsy Fonseca) "Totally."

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