Kickin' It Old Skool Quotes

Kickin' It Old Skool is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Kickin' It Old Skool ended in 1970.

It features Phillip Glasser as producer, James L. Venable in charge of musical score, and Robert M. Stevens as head of cinematography.

Kickin' It Old Skool is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kickin' It Old Skool is 108 minutes long. Kickin' It Old Skool is distributed by Yari Film Group Releasing.

The cast includes: Alan Ruck as Dr. Fry, Maria Menounos as Jennifer, Christopher McDonald as Justin Schumacher, Miguel A. Núñez Jr. as Darnell Jackson, Vivica A. Fox as Roxanne Jackson, Bobby Lee as Aki, Michael Rosenbaum as Kip, Jesse Brown as Cole, Kira Clavell as Yun, and Aris Alvarado as Hector.

Kickin' It Old Skool Quotes

Bobby Lee as Aki

• (Bobby Lee) "A Jewish star, a money sign, a menorah, and a d -- Dude you put a dick on the Jewbix cube?"
• (Miguel A. Núñez Jr.) "It's a circumcised penis. The only other real Jewish thing I could think of."

• (Bobby Lee) "f*** YOU MR. FERGUSON. I'm kidding, I still need this job."

• (Bobby Lee) "Booty twaps."

Maria Menounos as Jennifer

• (Maria Menounos) "What I stand to lose? Gag me with a big ego and a little d --"
• (Michael Rosenbaum) "Don't go there."

• (Maria Menounos) "Try not to hate me."
• (Christopher McDonald) "I hate you more than Garfield hates Mondays."
• (Maria Menounos) "I thought Garfield hated lasagna."
• (Christopher McDonald) "Garfield loves lasagna."

• (Maria Menounos) "You know, Justin might be a little kid, Kip -- but he's got more balls than you'll ever have."
• (Michael Rosenbaum) "What, like three?"

Jesse Brown as Cole

• (Jesse Brown) "You and me in the parking lot, mano a mano."
• (Christopher McDonald) "You had mono? Well, I was in a coma."

Miguel A. Núñez Jr. as Darnell Jackson

• (Miguel A. Núñez Jr.) "They're shooting a TV show, I heard of this. It's like American Idol for dancing."
• (Christopher McDonald) "America what?"
• (Miguel A. Núñez Jr.) "Star Search, it's like Star Search for dancing."

• (Miguel A. Núñez Jr.) "You and your boyfriend can take that good bitch, bad bitch routine and and stick it right up your snutzy."
• (Crazy Homeless Man) "Snutzy?"
• (Maria Menounos) "Okay. Terrified to ask what my snutzy is."
• (Crazy Homeless Man) "I'll tell ya."

• (Miguel A. Núñez Jr.) "Uh, what percentage in chance does my friend, Aki, have of sleeping with you?"
• (Kira Clavell) "Zero percent."
• (Miguel A. Núñez Jr.) "One more question, please. What if he's a professional break-dancer?"
• (Kira Clavell) "Two percent."
• (Bobby Lee) "Mathematically that's an infinity percent increase."
• (Christopher McDonald) "Yeah. That's my Aki. Homeboy's forever?"
• (Bobby Lee) "Homeboy's forever."
• (Miguel A. Núñez Jr.) "Homeboy's forever."
• (Aris Alvarado) "Homeboy's forever."
• (Aris Alvarado) "Funky Fresh Boyz."
• (Kira Clavell) "If that what you guys are going to call yourselves, it goes back down to one percent."

Christopher McDonald as Justin Schumacher

• (Christopher McDonald) "Darth Maul? Jar Jar Binks? Who are these gay birds? They're not from Star Wars."

Alan Ruck as Dr. Fry

• (Alan Ruck) "I understand how difficult it is to make payments of this magnitude. s***, I'm still paying for that Ferrari."

Michael Rosenbaum as Kip

• (Michael Rosenbaum) "Taste some of this. Gives you wings, buddy."
• (Christopher McDonald) "Whoa. It tastes like a laser."

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