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Kids (film) Quotes

Kids (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Kids stopped airing in 1970.

It features Christine Vachon, Gus Van Sant, and Cary Woods as producer, Lou Barlow in charge of musical score, and Eric Edwards as head of cinematography.

Kids (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kids (film) is 91 minutes long. Kids (film) is distributed by Shining Excalibur Films.

The cast includes: Leo Fitzpatrick as Telly, Justin Pierce as Casper, and Chloë Sevigny as Jennie.

Kids (film) Quotes

Justin Pierce as Casper

  • (Justin Pierce) "I'm Casper, the friendly ghost / The DOPEST ghost in town / All the bitches love me 'cause I'm f***in' CASPER / The DOPEST ghost around."
  • (Justin Pierce) "That girl was 12, you hit that s*** up?"
  • (Leo Fitzpatrick) "Who am I? I'm the motha-f***in virgin surgeon."
  • (Justin Pierce) "Jesus Christ, what happened?"

Leo Fitzpatrick as Telly

  • (Leo Fitzpatrick) "I'm askin' you one last time. Do you got "dis-tick"?"
  • (Deli Owner) "What are you saying, "dis-tick"?"
  • (Justin Pierce) "He said this dick, motherf***er."
  • (Leo Fitzpatrick) "You got any money?"
  • (Justin Pierce) "Three pennies and a ball o' lint, kiiiddd."
  • (Leo Fitzpatrick) "Condoms don't work. They either break, or they slip off, or they make your dick shrink. Nah, but you still gotta use em, yo. At least I did once."
  • (Leo Fitzpatrick) "Virgins. I love 'em. No diseases, no loose as a goose p*****, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure."
  • (Leo Fitzpatrick) "I think if we f***, you would love it."
  • (Kim) "So this is your new girl, huh?"
  • (Leo Fitzpatrick) "I hope so. For now."
  • (Kim) "You like 'em kinda young, right? Babies?"
  • (Leo Fitzpatrick) "I like 'em new. Not like you."
  • (Leo Fitzpatrick) "When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that's all you got. When you go to sleep at night you dream of p*****. When you wake up it's the same thing. It's there in your face. You can't escape it. Sometimes when you're young the only place to go is inside. That's just it; f***ing is what I love. Take that away from me and I really got nothing."

Chloë Sevigny as Jennie

  • (Chloë Sevigny) "What if you can't make yourself happy?"
  • (The Taxi Driver) "Then I don't know. You know what you do then you forget, you block it out -- If you want to be happy don't think -- if you stutter don't talk."
  • (Jennie's Nurse) "Jennie, you've tested positive for the HIV virus."
  • (Chloë Sevigny) "What?"
  • (Jennie's Nurse) "The test isn't one hundred percent accurate. You should --"
  • (Chloë Sevigny) "I tested positive?"
  • (Jennie's Nurse) "I'm sorry."
  • (Chloë Sevigny) "But I only had sex with Telly."
  • (Chloë Sevigny) "I just got tested to keep Ruby company."
  • (Chloë Sevigny) "I'm not gonna die."

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