Killer Klowns from Outer Space Quotes

Killer Klowns from Outer Space is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Killer Klowns from Outer Space stopped airing in 1970.

It features The Chiodo Brothers as producer, John Massari in charge of musical score, and Alfred Taylor as head of cinematography.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space is distributed by Trans World Entertainment.

The cast includes: John Vernon as Curtis Mooney, Suzanne Snyder as Debbie Stone, John Allen Nelson as Dave Hanson, Grant Cramer as Mike Tobacco, Peter Licassi as Paul Terenzi, and Royal Dano as Farmer Gene Green.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space Quotes

Peter Licassi as Paul Terenzi

• (Peter Licassi) "I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you. A tasty treat for while you screw. Let's take a break. Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars. Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick."

• (Peter Licassi) "Mike, what do you want us to do? We've got ice cream to sell tonight."
• (Grant Cramer) "Paul, this is more serious than selling ice cream. There's clowns going around killing people. We're all in danger."

Royal Dano as Farmer Gene Green

• (Royal Dano) "I don't know Pooh, you know there's something kinda peculiar around here."

• (Royal Dano) "Where's the dang ticket booth?"

• (Royal Dano) "Did you see that little ole sky doggie zip down there Pooh?"

• (Royal Dano) "Well I'll be greased and fried."

• (Royal Dano) "What in tarnation is going on here."

• (Royal Dano) "Look Pooh, I love the circus. Maybe we can get some free passes."

• (Royal Dano) "Where's my dog. Where's my Pooh Bear."

Grant Cramer as Mike Tobacco

• (Grant Cramer) "Isn't this place great or what? It looks like it was decorated by Klowns R Us."

• (Grant Cramer) "Paul, there's more important stuff to do than sell ice cream."

• (Grant Cramer) "God, is this place great, or what? I mean, it looks like it was decorated by "Clowns R Us"."
• (Suzanne Snyder) "I don't know --"
• (Grant Cramer) "Hey, didn't you ever want to run away and join the circus?"
• (Suzanne Snyder) "I wanted to run away from the circus."
• (Grant Cramer) "How come?"
• (Suzanne Snyder) "When I was five years old, my mom and my dad took me to the circus for the first time. Lion tamers, acrobats, tightrope walkers -- I guess they were okay. But then, this little car drove up -- and stopped right in front of me. Out jumped this huge clown. He jumped over to me -- he lifted me right up out of my seat. Everybody was laughing, even my parents. Then he threw me up on his shoulders and he -- he ran me out in the center ring. And all the other clowns started dancing around me -- honking their horns and squeaking their noses. Their cakey white faces, and yellow eyes and dingy teeth, were tormenting me. I was terrified. I will never forget those horrible smiling faces as long as I live. Ugh."
• (Grant Cramer) "Hey, don't worry. Nothing in here is going to hurt you."

Suzanne Snyder as Debbie Stone

• (Suzanne Snyder) "Nobody's gonna put me in a balloon again."

• (Suzanne Snyder) "We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this -- this circus tent. And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those -- those pink, cotton candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else."
• (John Allen Nelson) "What? What?"
• (Grant Cramer) "It was a space ship. And there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us. We barely got away."
• (John Vernon) "Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy s***."

• (Suzanne Snyder) "Do you think it's over?"
• (Grant Cramer) "Yeah, sure."

John Vernon as Curtis Mooney

• (John Vernon) "They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist."

• (John Vernon) "I made it through Korea I can make it through this bulls***."

• (John Vernon) "Look at this son of a bitch."

• (John Vernon) "-- I'm supposed to read you your rights. But you're in Mooney's jail, and in Mooney's jail you ain't got no rights."

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