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Killer Pad Quotes

Killer Pad is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Killer Pad ended its run in 1970.

It features Avi Chesed as producer, Timothy Andrew Edwards in charge of musical score, and David Stump as head of cinematography.

Killer Pad is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Killer Pad is 84 minutes long. Killer Pad is distributed by Grindstone Entertainment Group.

The cast includes: Shane McRae as Brody, Eric Jungmann as Craig, Daniel Franzese as Doug, Sam McMurray as Fire Marshal, Emily Baldoni as Lucy, and Bobby Lee as Winnie.

Killer Pad Quotes

Shane McRae as Brody

  • (Shane McRae) "I think I released the demon seamen."
  • (Shane McRae) "It all makes sense. How could we have been so blind?"
  • (Eric Jungmann) "What?"
  • (Daniel Franzese) "What are you talking about, Brody?"
  • (Shane McRae) "Don't you see? The hellacious stench, the ungodly heat, the forbidden fruit. I know what did this. It was a bunch of God damned squatters."
  • (Daniel Franzese) "You think weightlifters did this?"
  • (Shane McRae) "Boys, save yourselves. Lucy's the devil."
  • (Eric Jungmann) "I don't even care."
  • (Shane McRae) "Let me offer some words of persuasion: She has a penis."
  • (Daniel Franzese) "Holy camel foot. Deal breaker."
  • (Shane McRae) "I need everyone here to listen to me very, very carefully, but whatever you do, please do not panic. Everybody here is in danger of being brutally murdered and sacrificed to the devil, so, if you would, please just move single file to the door, and we'll look forward to seeing you next time."
  • (Shane McRae) "We will sing a holy song to defeat those evil, hot, evil bitches."
  • (Shane McRae) "You've got a penis."
  • (Emily Baldoni) "I've got a vagina too."

Bobby Lee as Winnie

  • (Bobby Lee) "Buckle up, boys."

Eric Jungmann as Craig

  • (Eric Jungmann) "I don't know how I'd feel about having some poor bastard work for free."
  • (Daniel Franzese) "It's un-American."
  • (Sam McMurray) "No, you gotta trust me on this one. I mean, he wouldn't mind. Not like when his wife of seventeen years, who he treated like a goddess, left him for Tom at Myspace.com."
  • (Eric Jungmann) "It kind of sounds like your friend might be gay."
  • (Sam McMurray) "Why? You gay? Nice apron."
  • (Eric Jungmann) "These girls look cooked."
  • (Daniel Franzese) "I know they're totally baked."
  • (Eric Jungmann) "No man, I think that they're dead."
  • (Daniel Franzese) "Holy s***."
  • (Eric Jungmann) "You've got a little corpse on you."

Daniel Franzese as Doug

  • (Daniel Franzese) "Now we're gonna send you evil hoes back to Hell."

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