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Kindergarten Cop Quotes

Kindergarten Cop is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Kindergarten Cop ended its run in 1970.

It features Ivan Reitman, and Brian Grazer as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and Michael Chapman (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Kindergarten Cop is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kindergarten Cop is 111 minutes long. Kindergarten Cop is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble, Miko Hughes as Joseph, Pamela Reed as Phoebe, Ben McCreary as Lowell, Krystle and Tiffany Mataras as Tina, Pamela Reed as Phoebe O'Hara, Angela Bassett as Stewardess, Sarah Rose Karr as Emma, Linda Hunt as Miss Schlowski, Carroll Baker as Eleanor Crisp, Christian and Joseph Cousins as Dominic, Richard Tyson as Cullen Crisp, and Penelope Ann Miller as Joyce.

Kindergarten Cop Quotes

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble

  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Oh, come on --"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Stop whining. You kids are soft. You lack discipline."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now. You belong to me."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Hey, come here."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "If you don't stop screwing around back there, this is what I'm gonna do with you."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble --"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "And I love my car."
  • (Street Tough #3) "Yo, man, I'm just gonna keep a eye on it for you, all right?"
  • (Street Tough #4) "You got a beautiful ride."
  • (Street Tough #3) "s***. Who he think he is? He's lucky I didn't kick his ass."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I'm back."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Freeze. Don't you know the building is on fire?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "There is no bathroom."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Are these all your lunches?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "You mean you eat other people's lunches?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "STOP IT."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Yes, this is fire drill. Come on."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Aww. This is terrible."
  • (Joshua) "Are you married, Mr. Kimble?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "No, I'm not."
  • (Joshua) "He's not married, Mom."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "How do I look?"
  • (Pamela Reed) "Take off the gun."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "That's a good idea."
  • (Pamela Reed) "Little bastards are gonna eat you alive."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. How much trouble can they be?"
  • (Pamela Reed) "On second thought, take the gun."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Emma, take your toy back to the carpet and sit down."
  • (Sarah Rose Karr) "I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Take your toy back to the carpet."
  • (Sarah Rose Karr) "I'm not policeman, I'm a princess."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "TAKE IT BACK."
  • (Sarah Rose Karr) "All right."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I have a headache."
  • (Ben McCreary) "It might be a tumor."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "It's not a tumor. It's not a tumor. At all."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "We're going to play a wonderful game called, "Who is my daddy and what does he do?""
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I really appreciate your honesty. You happen to know someone that is not better than me?"
  • (Christian and Joseph Cousins) "I don't know that many people."
  • (Zach's Father) "You must be the new teacher."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "You hit a kid, I hit you."
  • (Zach's Father) "You bastard."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "You're not worth it. I'm pressing charges against you."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Just don't throw up on me."
  • (Pamela Reed) "Nah, it's OK, I'm not gonna throw up on you. But I am gonna kiss you."

Linda Hunt as Miss Schlowski

  • (Linda Hunt) "What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "It felt great."
  • (Assistant to Schlowski) "Aren't you going to break them up?"
  • (Linda Hunt) "No, two more days of this, then he'll quit."

Miko Hughes as Joseph

  • (Miko Hughes) "My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long."
  • (Miko Hughes) "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Thanks for the tip."

Pamela Reed as Phoebe O'Hara

  • (Pamela Reed) "Not so tough without your car, are ya?"
  • (Pamela Reed) "Look, you've got to treat this like any other police situation. You walk into it showing fear, you're dead. And those kids know you're scared."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "No fear."
  • (Pamela Reed) "No fear."
  • (Pamela Reed) "How'd it go?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Go away."
  • (Pamela Reed) "That well, huh?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "You take over tomorrow."
  • (Pamela Reed) "And blow our cover? Can't do it."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "They're horrible. They're like little terrorists."
  • (Pamela Reed) "Tell me about it."

Krystle and Tiffany Mataras as Tina

  • (Krystle and Tiffany Mataras) "Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine."

Richard Tyson as Cullen Crisp

  • (Richard Tyson) "Kimble."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "He's not your hostage; he's your son."
  • (Richard Tyson) "Drop it. On the floor."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "You want to do this to your own son?"
  • (Richard Tyson) "Drop it. I'm losing it. Hurry."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Okay. Now let him go."
  • (Richard Tyson) "The boy is mine. He's my boy. You get your own god**** family."
  • (Richard Tyson) "The boy's not sick."
  • (Carroll Baker) "Doesn't hurt to take precautions."
  • (Richard Tyson) "Mother, you are going to make him sick. You stuffed all this crap down my throat for years, and there was nothing wrong with me."
  • (Carroll Baker) "That's why there was nothing wrong with you."
  • (Richard Tyson) "Now, how can you argue with that?"
  • (Danny) "Hey, I'm not stupid, Mr. Crisp."
  • (Richard Tyson) "You're not?"

Angela Bassett as Stewardess

  • (Angela Bassett) "Is your wife okay, sir?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Compared to what?"

Sarah Rose Karr as Emma

  • (Sarah Rose Karr) "My daddy works on a computer all day, and is the head of his company and he, um, he has a moustache and a beard, and he-he doesn't have a lot of hair, and cuz-um, since his head is so big, he can't wear any hats."

Carroll Baker as Eleanor Crisp

  • (Carroll Baker) "Where's my grandson?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I don't know."
  • (Carroll Baker) "Where's -- my -- grandson?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Go to hell."
  • (Carroll Baker) "That's exactly where you're going, you son of a bitch."
  • (Pamela Reed) "You're not so tough without your car, are you?"

Penelope Ann Miller as Joyce

  • (Penelope Ann Miller) "You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it."

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