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King Kong (2005 film) Quotes

King Kong (2005 film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . King Kong completed its run in 1970.

It features Jan Blenkin, Carolynne Cunningham; Fran Walsh, and Peter Jackson as producer, James Newton Howard in charge of musical score, and Andrew Lesnie as head of cinematography.

King Kong (2005 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in New Zealand, and United States. Each episode of King Kong (2005 film) is 187 minutes long. King Kong (2005 film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Jack Black as Carl Denham, Evan Parke as Hayes, Naomi Watts as Ann Darrow, Colin Hanks as Preston, Adrien Brody as Jack Driscoll, Kyle Chandler as Bruce Baxter, Thomas Kretschmann as Captain Englehorn, Craig Hall as Mike, Jamie Bell as Jimmy, William Johnson as Manny, John Sumner as Herb, and Lobo Chan as Choy.

King Kong (2005 film) Quotes

Jack Black as Carl Denham

  • (Jack Black) "Walk forward, Bruce."
  • (Kyle Chandler) "What?"
  • (Jack Black) "You're the star of this picture. Get into character and head towards the animals."
  • (Kyle Chandler) "What the hell kind of place is this? Are you sure about this, Denham? Don't we have a stand-in for this type of thing?"
  • (Jack Black) "I need you in the shot, or people will say they're fake."
  • (Kyle Chandler) "Oh nobody's gonna think these are fake."
  • (Jack Black) "God damn it, Preston, all you had to do was look her in the eye and lie."
  • (Jack Black) "I'm touching the beast."
  • (Jack Black) "I'm finished."
  • (Adrien Brody) "How did you think this would end, Carl?"
  • (Jack Black) "It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast."
  • (Jack Black) "I keep telling you, Jack, there's no money in theater. That's why you should stick with film."
  • (Adrien Brody) "No Carl, it's not about the money. I love theater."
  • (Jack Black) "No you don't. If you really loved it, you would've jumped."
  • (Jack Black) "Defeat is always momentary."
  • (Jack Black) "RUN JACK."
  • (Jack Black) "I'll give you another thousand to leave right now."
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "You haven't given me the first thousand yet."
  • (Jack Black) "Don't worry, Preston. I've had a lot of practice at this. I'm real good at crapping the crappers."
  • (Jack Black) "Oh. Ann, this is -- uh -- Ann?"
  • (Naomi Watts) "That's all right Mr. Denham. I know who this is. Thrilled to meet you. It's an honor to be a part of this."
  • (Craig Hall) "Gee, thanks."
  • (Naomi Watts) "Actually, I'm quite familiar with your work."
  • (Craig Hall) "Really?"
  • (Naomi Watts) "Yes, and what I most admire is the way you've captured the voice of the common people."
  • (Craig Hall) "Well, uh, that's my job."
  • (Naomi Watts) "I'm sure you've heard this before, Mr. Driscoll, if you don't mind me saying, but, you don't look at all like your photograph."
  • (Craig Hall) "I'm sorry --"
  • (Jack Black) "Wait a minute, Ann."
  • (Naomi Watts) "He's so much younger in person. And much better looking."
  • (Jack Black) "Ann, stop. Stop right there."
  • (Naomi Watts) "You see. I was just afraid that you might be one of those self-obsessed, literary types."
  • (Craig Hall) "I'm sorry. I'm not --"
  • (Naomi Watts) "You know, the tweedy twerp with his nose in his book and his head up his a --"
  • (Adrien Brody) "It's nice to meet you too, Miss Darrow."
  • (Jack Black) "$2,000. It's a deal. Will you take a check?"
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "Do I have a choice?"
  • (Jack Black) "I'm not gonna let them kill my film."
  • (Jack Black) "god**** it Preston we're gonna finish this film for Herb. And We'll donate the proceeds to his wife and kids."
  • (Jack Black) "And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty, and beauty stayed his hand. And from that day forward, he was as one dead.""
  • (Jack Black) "Ann, I'm telling you; you're perfect. Look at you. You're the saddest girl I've ever met. You're gonna make them weep, Ann. You're gonna break their hearts."
  • (Naomi Watts) "See, that's where you're wrong, Mr. Denham. I make people laugh, that's what I do. Good luck with your picture."
  • (Jack Black) "Ann? Miss Darrow, please. I'm offering you money. Adventure, fame, the thrill of a lifetime, and a long sea voyage. You want to read a script? Jack Driscoll's turning in a draft as we speak."
  • (Naomi Watts) "Jack Driscoll?"
  • (Jack Black) "Sure, why? Wait. You know him?"
  • (Naomi Watts) "No, not personally. I've seen his plays."
  • (Jack Black) "What a writer, huh? And let me tell you, Ann. Jack Driscoll does not want just anyone starring in this picture. He said to me, "Carl, somewhere out there is a woman born to play this role." And as soon as I saw you, I knew."
  • (Naomi Watts) "Knew what?"
  • (Jack Black) "It was always going to be you."
  • (Jack Black) "Bring the tripod and all of the film."
  • (John Sumner) "Want to switch to the six-inch lens?"
  • (Jack Black) "The wide-angle will do just fine."
  • (Jack Black) "Look, chocolate. Here, take it. Go ahead, take it."
  • (Jack Black) "Here, put it in you hand and take it."
  • (Jack Black) "Ann, I'm not that kind of person."
  • (Naomi Watts) "Oh really, then what kind of person are you Mr.Denham?"
  • (Jack Black) "I'm someone you can trust, I'm a movie producer."
  • (Jack Black) "I'll give you another thousand if we leave right now."
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "You haven't given me the first thousand yet."
  • (Jack Black) "Can we talk about this later? Can't you see we are in the company of a VIP guest?"
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "Ma'am."
  • (Naomi Watts) "Ann Darrow."
  • (Jack Black) "Ladies and Gentlemen -- I give you -- KONG. THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD."
  • (Jack Black) "I've risked everything I had on this film."
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "No Denham, you risked everything I have."
  • (Jack Black) "Alright. We might as well settle up."
  • (Adrien Brody) "You're gonna pay me?"
  • (Jack Black) "I'm not gonna stiff a friend."
  • (Adrien Brody) "I've never known you to volunteer cash before."
  • (Jack Black) "How does two grand sound?"
  • (Adrien Brody) "That sounds great -- sounds great."
  • (Jack Black) "Here ya go."
  • (Adrien Brody) "Carl, you -- you've written, "two grand"."
  • (Jack Black) "Thought I did. I'm sorry, let's just do this from the beginning."
  • (Jack Black) "Fay's a size four."
  • (Colin Hanks) "Yes, she is, but she's doing a picture with RKO."
  • (Jack Black) "Cooper, huh? I might've known."

Jamie Bell as Jimmy

  • (Jamie Bell) "It's not an adventure story. Is it, Mr. Hayes?"
  • (Evan Parke) "No, Jimmy. It's not."

Kyle Chandler as Bruce Baxter

  • (Kyle Chandler) "Coming through."
  • (Kyle Chandler) "What do you think, Driscoll? Dialogue's got some flow now, huh?"
  • (Adrien Brody) "That was pure effluence."
  • (Kyle Chandler) "I beefed up the banter."
  • (Adrien Brody) "Try to resist that impulse."
  • (Kyle Chandler) "It's just a bit of humor, bud. What are you a Bolshevik or something?"
  • (Adrien Brody) "Actors. They travel the world, all they ever see is a mirror."
  • (Kyle Chandler) "For God's sake, Denham, leave the native alone."

Adrien Brody as Jack Driscoll

  • (Adrien Brody) "It's not about words."
  • (Adrien Brody) "What is that?"
  • (Jack Black) "What?"
  • (Adrien Brody) "That. That right there."
  • (Jack Black) "I don't know. What is it? A coffee stain?"
  • (Adrien Brody) "Actors. They travel the world, but all they ever see is a mirror."
  • (Adrien Brody) "Taxi. Follow that ape."
  • (Adrien Brody) "Stop. We've got to go back. They've taken Ann."
  • (Adrien Brody) "Where's Carl?"
  • (Kyle Chandler) "Carl? He's up there, filming."

Naomi Watts as Ann Darrow

  • (Naomi Watts) "You're writing a comedy?"
  • (Adrien Brody) "I guess, I am. I'm writing it, for you."
  • (Naomi Watts) "Why would you do that?"
  • (Adrien Brody) "Why would I write a play for you?"
  • (Adrien Brody) "Isn't it obvious?"
  • (Theatre Actor) "So he took me to this fancy french restaurant, and half way through the hors d'oeuvres, he clutches my hand --"
  • (Theatre Actor) "-- and that's when he told you how he felt?"
  • (Theatre Actor) "No. He never said it."
  • (Theatre Actor) "He never said it?"
  • (Theatre Actor) "He probably thought he didn't need to say it."
  • (Theatre Actor) "Well then how does she know that it's real?"
  • (Theatre Actor) "He said that it was not about the words."
  • (Theatre Actor) "Oh. Please. If you feel it, you say it. It's really very simple."
  • (Theatre Actor) "He said we'd talk about it later. Only, there was no later. It never happened."
  • (Theatre Actor) "Lady 1: That's how it ended."
  • (Theatre Actor) "He just let you walk away? He didn't try to save it?"
  • (Theatre Actor) "I honestly believed things might actually work out, which was really very --"
  • (Adrien Brody) "foolish."
  • (Theatre Actor) "Men. Oh, they'll give you the world. But they let the one thing that truly matters slip through their fingers, typical --."
  • (Naomi Watts) "Good things never last, Mr. Denham."
  • (Naomi Watts) "Go back."
  • (Naomi Watts) "Is this the moving picture ship?"
  • (Jack Black) "Not exactly. It's actually this one over here."
  • (Naomi Watts) "Beautiful."
  • (Naomi Watts) "No. Let me go, it's me he wants."
  • (Naomi Watts) "No. I said no. That's all there is. There isn't anymore."

Thomas Kretschmann as Captain Englehorn

  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "What are you trying to do, put the whole ship to sleep?"
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "Seen enough?"
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "There's a warrant out for your arrest. Did you know that? I have been ordered to divert to Rangoon."
  • (Jack Black) "Another week. I haven't got a film yet. Please I have risked everything."
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "No Denham. You risked everything I have."
  • (Jack Black) "What do you want? Tell me what you want. I will do anything."
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "I want you off my ship."
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "What are you Mr. Driscoll, a lion? Or a chimpanzee?"
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "Seen enough?"
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "So what are you, Mr. Driscoll, a lion, or a chimpanzee?"
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "There's nothing out there."
  • (Jack Black) "Then you have nothing to lose --"
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "Ma'am?"
  • (Naomi Watts) "Ann Darrow."
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "So, you are ready for this voyage, Miss Darrow?"
  • (Naomi Watts) "Sure."
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "Nervous?"
  • (Naomi Watts) "Nervous? No. Why? should I be?"

Lobo Chan as Choy

  • (Lobo Chan) "Skipper get you good deal on white rhino."

William Johnson as Manny

  • (William Johnson) "That's a funny one. Isn't that funnier?"
  • (William Johnson) "Ann it's no use. The show's over. It's done. I'm done. I'm leaving Annie. I'm going back to Chicago. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Annie. Ever since you were small people have been letting you down. You got to think for yourself now. Oh I know what you are thinking. Fate comes along and snatches it away but not this time Annie. Not this time."

Evan Parke as Hayes

  • (Evan Parke) "If someone were to tell you this ship was headed for Singapore, what would you say?"
  • (Lumpy the Cook) "I'd say they're full of it Mr. Hayes. I mean we turned Southwest last night."
  • (Jack Black) "Fellas, we're not looking for any trouble --"
  • (Jamie Bell) "No. You're looking for somethin' else."
  • (Evan Parke) "Look at me."
  • (Venture Crew - Helmsman) "Fifteen Fathoms. We have seabed."
  • (Evan Parke) "You should stop the ship."
  • (Thomas Kretschmann) "We're getting out of here Mr. Hayes."
  • (Evan Parke) "We could not understand because we were too far and could not remember because we were traveling in the night of first ages, of those ages that are gone, leaving hardly a sign; and no memories. We are accustomed to look upon the shackled form of a conquered monster, but there; there you could look at a thing monstrous and free."

Colin Hanks as Preston

  • (Colin Hanks) "He was right. There is still some mystery left in this world, and we can all have a piece of it for the price of an admission ticket."
  • (Adrien Brody) "That's the thing you come to learn about Carl, his undying ability to destroy the things he loves."

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