Kinky Boots (film) Quotes

Kinky Boots (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Kinky Boots stopped airing in 1970.

It features Suzanne Mackie as producer, Adrian Johnston in charge of musical score, and Eigil Bryld as head of cinematography.

Kinky Boots (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Kinky Boots (film) is 106 minutes long. Kinky Boots (film) is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Chiwetel Ejiofor as Lola, Joel Edgerton as Charlie Price, Stephen Marcus as Big Mike, Nick Frost as Don, Sarah-Jane Potts as Lauren, Linda Bassett as Mel, Robert Pugh as Harold Price, and Ewan Hooper as George.

Kinky Boots (film) Quotes

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Lola

• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Northampton"
• (Joel Edgerton) "Northampton"
• (Milan Organiser) "Northampton, Northampton, Northampton"
• (Robert Pugh) "Northhhhhampton"
• (Nick Frost) "Kentucky?"

• (Mrs. Cobb) "Ah. Now the little pottery shoes, they're good luck, you see? You know, like Whitby has lucky glass ducks, Northampton has lucky pottery shoes. Can I just ask, are you a man?"
• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "I am, love, yes."
• (Mrs. Cobb) "Ah, that's fine. Just so's I know how to leave the toilet seat."

• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Put on a frock and I can sing 'Stand by Your Man' in front of five hundred strangers -- Put on a pair of jeans and I can't even sodding well say hello."

• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Burgundy. Please, God, tell me I have not inspired something burgundy. Red. Red. Red. Red, Charlie boy. Red. Is the color of sex. Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles. Red is the color of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, Do. Not. Enter. All my favorite things in life."

• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Like most things in life, they cannot stand the weight of a man."

• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Came all this way for my advice? I feel like Oprah."

• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "One never knows what joy one might find amongst the unwanted."

• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "I gave up the provinces years ago Charlie, and I've just been reminded why: Lola doesn't do North"
• (Joel Edgerton) "Northampton's the Midlands"
• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "NO Charlie; Tot'n'am Court Road is the Midlands"

• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "I have to warn you, Charlie from Northampton, I have a terrible habit of doing exactly the opposite of what people want of me."

• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Change your mind about someone."

• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Look to the heel, young man. The sex is in the heel."

• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind."

• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Sex shouldn't be comfy."

Ewan Hooper as George

• (Ewan Hooper) "Does he look sexy?"
• (Sarah-Jane Potts) "He does to me George."

Joel Edgerton as Charlie Price

• (Joel Edgerton) "How much do you weigh?"
• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "The right amount. How much do you drink?"

• (Joel Edgerton) "The factory that started the century providing a range of footwear for men will go into the next century providing footwear for -- a range of men."

• (Joel Edgerton) "What you don't realize, Lola, is this is not my world either."

• (Joel Edgerton) "You are making 2.5 feet of irresistible, tubular, SEX."
• (Joel Edgerton) "-- any questions?"

• (Joel Edgerton) "And remember. You are not making footwear. You are not making boots. You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex."

• (Joel Edgerton) "It's what my dad wanted and all."
• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Strapless cocktail dress?"

Nick Frost as Don

• (Nick Frost) "You'd look nice in 'em love."
• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "If you can't get women to wear them --"
• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "-- then you'll never get a bloke like me to where 'em."

Sarah-Jane Potts as Lauren

• (Sarah-Jane Potts) "Maybe you judge what you leave behind by what you inspire in other people."

• (Sarah-Jane Potts) "Lola, you're gonna have to excuse Charlie. We don't have many transvestites in Northampton."
• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "I'm not merely a transvestite, sweetheart. I'm also a drag queen. It's a simple equation. A drag queen puts on a frock, looks like Kylie. A transvestite puts on a frock, looks like -- Boris Yeltsin in lipstick. There, I said it."

Stephen Marcus as Big Mike

• (Stephen Marcus) "Well, you wouldn't put a frock on. If you don't want to get off with blokes, why put a frock on?"
• (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Thing is, Mike, ask any woman what she likes most in a man. Compassion, tenderness, sensitivity. Traditionally the female virtues. Perhaps what women secretly desire is a man who is fundamentally a woman."

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