Kitchen Confidential (TV series) Quotes

Kitchen Confidential is a Sitcom that first aired in 2005 on Fox Broadcasting Company. Kitchen Confidential stopped airing in 2005.

Kitchen Confidential lasted 1 seasons and 13 episodes. It features Mark Walk as theme composer, and Daniel Licht as composer. Kitchen Confidential is executive produced by David Hemingson. Kitchen Confidential is created by David Hemingson.

Kitchen Confidential is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kitchen Confidential is 22 minutes long. Kitchen Confidential is produced by Hemingson Entertainment and distributed by 20th Television.

The cast includes: Bradley Cooper as Jack Bourdain, Owain Yeoman as Steven Daedelus, Jaime King as Tanya, John Francis Daley as Jim, John Cho as Teddy Wong, and Nicholas Brendon as Seth Richman.

Kitchen Confidential Quotes

Bradley Cooper as Jack Bourdain

• (Bradley Cooper) "Jim, go to your idiot hole."

• (Bradley Cooper) "So -- It's official. We're at war."
• (John Francis Daley) "We're at war? What do you mean we're at war? We're chefs."
• (Bradley Cooper) "They attacked us. Twice."
• (Owain Yeoman) "They poked our head waitress"
• (John Francis Daley) "Yeah, but didn't she enjoy it?"
• (John Cho) "That is not the point. If he's willing to have sex with Mimi, there's no telling how low he will go."
• (Nicholas Brendon) "We sent Mimi on a diplomatic mission and he sent her back soiled and defiled"
• (John Francis Daley) "and satisfied --"
• (Bradley Cooper) "Jim, go to your idiot hole."

• (Bradley Cooper) "Recipe for failure: take one part natural talent, two parts stellar education, mix with easy success and a generous helping of booze, drugs, and women, and immediately set on fire."

• (Bradley Cooper) "Tanya, let's talk. Let me start by saying you're very sweet and stylish. One might say that you -- you put the "ho" in "hostess.""
• (Jaime King) "Why, thank you."

• (Bradley Cooper) "Okay everybody, listen up. I am Jack Bourdain, I'm your new head chef, and this is Greg. Greg, this handsome devil, is a Patagonian toothfish, commonly known as a sea bass. And when combined with garlic and shallots, will become our delicious fish special for this evening."
• (Jaime King) "Hello, Greg."

Owain Yeoman as Steven Daedelus

• (Owain Yeoman) ""Jiminy?" Should I haze him to the point of tears or beyond?"
• (Bradley Cooper) "Surprise me."

• (Owain Yeoman) "Please shag our friend."

• (Owain Yeoman) "Look at this veal. This veal is gorgeous. If I were another veal, I'd be making love to this veal."
• (Bradley Cooper) "Tell me you didn't put the veal down your pants."
• (Owain Yeoman) "So what if I did?"

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