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Kronk's New Groove Quotes

Kronk's New Groove is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Kronk's New Groove ended in 1970.

It features Prudence Fenton as producer, and Jeanine Tesori in charge of musical score.

Kronk's New Groove is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kronk's New Groove is 72 minutes long. Kronk's New Groove is distributed by Walt Disney Home Entertainment.

The cast includes: Patrick Warburton as Kronk, John Fiedler as Rudy, Jeff Bennett as Skinny Old Man, Tracey Ullman as Ms. Birdwell, Eartha Kitt as Yzma, and David Spade as Kuzco.

Kronk's New Groove Quotes

Patrick Warburton as Kronk

  • (Patrick Warburton) "Kronk's eggs, property of Kronk, do not use, except for Kronk."
  • (Unnamed) "Look at her. She's upset."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Upset? She's beating me in effigy."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "You don't let a guy like Papi down, or you'll get one of these. The Cold Shoulder, the Frenzied Eyebrow, the Grimace of Doom, the Sneer of Despair, the Crippling Wince of Guilt, the Scowl of Impending Wrath, and worst of all, the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "The nightmare began on a day like any other. Actually, that would make it a daymare, but I digress."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Chaca, there's no "i" in team."
  • (Tracey Ullman) "But there's a "u" in euphoric."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "And a "me" in mediocre."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "What am I gonna do? I know. I'll tunnel out of here with a spoon, escape through the sewers and live as a quiet but lonely shepherdess named Maria. That'll work."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "We're out of spoons. I'm doomed."

David Spade as Kuzco

  • (David Spade) "At this point you're probably wondering, "Hey, where's that emperor guy?" Wella-wella-boom, baby. Kuzco here, coming to you live from the palace."
  • (Guards) "Hail, Kuzco."
  • (David Spade) "Please, don't grovel, it's embarrasing. I'm not like that anymore. I'm a good guy now. Didn't you see the first movie?"
  • (David Spade) "Yay. A 50-foot me. I loved that movie because it was all about me. But now it's Kronk's turn in the limelight. So let me put it as simply as possible: This is his movie, not my movie. His movie, not mine. His, not mine. All right, everybody got it? Even the little ones? Good. So grab some popcorn, take a sippy-sip of your sip stuff, and enjoy. I'll be back later to check up on you. Now, action."
  • (David Spade) "Boom, baby. Like how I weaseled myself into the movie? Nice."

Eartha Kitt as Yzma

  • (Eartha Kitt) "Welcome to my new secret lab. Souvenir photo?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Oh, rats. My eyes were closed."
  • (Eartha Kitt) "I have a proposition for you."
  • (Eartha Kitt) "A business proposition."

John Fiedler as Rudy

  • (John Fiedler) "Hey, Kronk, does this stuff really work?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Hey, does this stuff really work?"
  • (Jeff Bennett) "Of course it does, you idiot."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Of course it does, you idiot."
  • (John Fiedler) "Good enough for me."
  • (John Fiedler) "My precious. Kronk just wants to keep it. We must not let him. No."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Something's just not right here."

Jeff Bennett as Skinny Old Man

  • (Jeff Bennett) "Hey, Kronk, does this stuff really work?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Hey, does this stuff really work?"
  • (Eartha Kitt) "Of course it does, you idiot."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Of course it does, you idiot."
  • (Jeff Bennett) "Good enough for me."

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