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L.I.E. (film) Quotes

L.I.E. (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . L.I.E. stopped airing in 1970.

It features Michael Cuesta as producer, Pierre Földes in charge of musical score, and Romeo Tirone as head of cinematography.

L.I.E. (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of L.I.E. (film) is 97 minutes long. L.I.E. (film) is distributed by New Yorker Films.

The cast includes: Paul Dano as Howie, Billy Kay as Gary, James Costa as Kevin Cole, Tony Donnelly as Brian, Brian Cox as Big John, and Brian Cox as Big John Harrigan.

L.I.E. (film) Quotes

Billy Kay as Gary

  • (Billy Kay) "I think he's trying to say it's not politically correct to f*** your sister."
  • (James Costa) "We're not even old enough to vote, so that's a stupid joke Blitzer."
  • (Billy Kay) "I don't have a father. I have an asshole."

James Costa as Kevin Cole

  • (James Costa) "Hey-hey, it's Captain Kirk. Ever see that old Star Trek show where there's a bad Captain Kirk and a good one? And Spock, and Dr. Phones --"
  • (Tony Donnelly) "You mean "Bones"?"
  • (James Costa) "What? It's Phones McCoy."
  • (Tony Donnelly) ""Bones" is a nickname for doctor, idiot."
  • (James Costa) "No, it's like get the doctor on the phone, like house calls."
  • (Tony Donnelly) "It's BONES."
  • (James Costa) "It's Phones."
  • (James Costa) "Her dress is so short, you can see her clint."
  • (Tony Donnelly) "What?"
  • (James Costa) "Her clint, it's in her p*****."
  • (Paul Dano) "You mean "clit.""
  • (James Costa) "f*** you, I mean like -- clintasaurus."
  • (Paul Dano) "It's clitoris, you f***in' idiot."
  • (James Costa) "It's a CLINT."
  • (Tony Donnelly) "Yeah, like you can see Clint Eastwood in her p*****."

Paul Dano as Howie

  • (Counselor) "Just so you know, I know you're different, okay."
  • (Paul Dano) "Different ?"
  • (Counselor) "You're not a nerd, you're not a jock, you're not a scholar or a romeo."
  • (Paul Dano) "Or a gangsta."
  • (Counselor) "Or a clown."
  • (Paul Dano) "So what am I then ?"
  • (Counselor) "You are a Howie Blitzer."
  • (Paul Dano) "My own category, wow."

Brian Cox as Big John Harrigan

  • (Brian Cox) "And if I was a spy, what would you think of me then ?"
  • (Paul Dano) "Well, I'd think that you are just like James Bond except James Bond doesn't go around blowing boys."
  • (Brian Cox) "They're professional ball busters, and you know it."

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