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Labor Pains Quotes

Labor Pains is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Labor Pains ended in 1970.

It features Rick Schwartz as producer, Andrew Hollander in charge of musical score, and Dan Stoloff as head of cinematography.

Labor Pains is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Labor Pains is 90 minutes long. Labor Pains is distributed by First Look Studios.

The cast includes: Cheryl Hines as Lisa DePardo, Lindsay Lohan as Thea Clayhill, Kevin Covais as Greg, Luke Kirby as Nick, Bridgit Mendler as Emma Clayhill, and Tracee Ellis Ross as Kristin.

Labor Pains Quotes

Cheryl Hines as Lisa DePardo

  • (Cheryl Hines) "It smells like something died in here."
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "It did -- my soul."
  • (Cheryl Hines) "I need you to say 'My Name is Thea and I am NOT pregnant.'"
  • (Cheryl Hines) "Ew. Look at those nipples."
  • (Cheryl Hines) "Pregnant. It's brilliant. Where'd you come up with that?"
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "Oh, I saw it on an episode of law and order. Yeah, you can't fire a pregnant women. Discrimination, lawsuits, bad mojo -- whatever."
  • (Cheryl Hines) "Smart."

Bridgit Mendler as Emma Clayhill

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Lindsay Lohan as Thea Clayhill

  • (Lindsay Lohan) "I look rediculous. These jeans are elastic on the top. I feel like I'm wearing a condom on my stomach."
  • (Cheryl Hines) "Trust me, you don't look like you've been anywhere NEAR a condom."
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "Do you think he'll ever forgive me?"
  • (Cheryl Hines) "Do you want me to be honest? Or do you want me to make you feel better?"
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "-- No, I didn't finish college."
  • (Luke Kirby) "Oh, why not? Too boring? Not 'Joan Jett' enough for you?"

Kevin Covais as Greg

  • (Kevin Covais) "Congratulations, Thea."
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "Thank you, Greg."
  • (Kevin Covais) "You really think you can get to the top by playing games, don't cha? I know what you're up to, Thea. And I think that it stinks. It super stinks."
  • (Cheryl Hines) "Hm."
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "Well, really? Do you think that it stinks that I wanna hire you to be my assistant?"
  • (Kevin Covais) "Really?"
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "You'll start first thing Monday after I put the paperwork through."
  • (Kevin Covais) "Oh wow, Thea. Thea, thank you so much. I- I could kiss you right now."
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "You don't have to do that."
  • (Kevin Covais) "I'll see you later, boss."

Tracee Ellis Ross as Kristin

  • (Tracee Ellis Ross) "I don't know what to do. I mean, this was Dan's idea. He was all like, "Let's have a baby. It'll be so cute." You know? I was like, "Really? Really? Well, let's strap 50 pounds of cement to YOUR torso and see how fun it is then." You know, I just --"
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "Yeah, I know. I understand."
  • (Tracee Ellis Ross) "I just need a drink. Or some weed."

Luke Kirby as Nick

  • (Luke Kirby) "I've been wanting to do that for a really long time now."
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "Actually, I did that."
  • (Luke Kirby) "Right."

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