Lady and the Tramp Quotes

Lady and the Tramp is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Lady and the Tramp ended its run in 1970.

It features Walt Disney as producer, and Oliver Wallace in charge of musical score.

Lady and the Tramp is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Lady and the Tramp is 76 minutes long. Lady and the Tramp is distributed by Buena Vista Distribution.

The cast includes: Barbara Luddy as Lady, Bill Thompson as Jock, Bill Baucom as Trusty, Lee Millar as Jim Dear, Peggy Lee as Darling, Alan Reed as Boris, Dallas McKennon as Toughy, George Givot as Tony, Bill Thompson as Joe, Verna Felton as Am, and Verna Felton as Aunt Sarah.

Lady and the Tramp Quotes

Dallas McKennon as Toughy

• (Dallas McKennon) "Hey. Hey, youse guys, look. Poor Nutsy is takin' the long walk."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Where is he taking him?"
• (Dallas McKennon) "Through the one-way door, sister."
• (Barbara Luddy) "You -- you mean he's?"

• (Dallas McKennon) "Yeah. But he never takes 'em serious."
• (Alan Reed) "Ah, but someday he is meeting someone different. Some delicate, fragile creature who's giving him a wish to shelter and protect."
• (Bulldog in Pound) "Like Miss Park Avenue 'ere, eh, Matey?"
• (Alan Reed) "Mmm, could be. But when he does --"
• (Peg) "Yeah, I'm way ahead of ya. Under the spell of true love --"
• (Bulldog in Pound) "The poor chump grows careless --"
• (Alan Reed) "The Cossacks are picking him up --"
• (Dallas McKennon) "And it's curtains for the Tramp."

• (Dallas McKennon) "Well, wow, look youse guys, Miss Park Avenue herself."
• (Bulldog in Pound) "Blimey, a regular bloomin' debutante."
• (Dallas McKennon) "Yeah, and pipe the crown jewel she's wearin'."
• (Bulldog in Pound) "Hey, whatcha in for, sweetheart? Putting fleas on the butler?"
• (Peg) "All right, all right, you guys. Lay off, will you?"
• (Dallas McKennon) "Aw, what's the matter, Peg?"
• (Bulldog in Pound) "We was only havin' a bit of sport, we was."

Barbara Luddy as Lady

• (Barbara Luddy) "He's dreaming."
• (Bill Thompson) "Aye, dreamin' of those bonnie bygone days when he and his grandfather were tracking criminals through the swamps."
• (Barbara Luddy) "They were?"
• (Bill Thompson) "But that was before --"
• (Barbara Luddy) "Before what?"
• (Bill Thompson) "'Tis time you knew the truth, lassie. It shouldn't have happened to a dog, but -- well, Trusty has lost his sense of smell."
• (Barbara Luddy) "No."
• (Bill Thompson) "Aye, but we must never let on that we know, lassie. It would break his poor heart."

• (Barbara Luddy) "What's a -- baby?"
• (Bill Thompson) "Well, they -- they resemble humans."
• (Bill Baucom) "But I'd say a mite smaller."
• (Bill Thompson) "Aye, and they walk on all fours."
• (Bill Baucom) "And if I remember correctly -- they beller a lot."
• (Bill Thompson) "Aye, and they're very expensive. You'll no be permitted to play wi' it."
• (Bill Baucom) "But they're mighty sweet."
• (Bill Thompson) "And very very soft."
• (Tramp) "Just a cute little bundle -- of trouble."

• (Tramp) "We better go through this place from A to Z. Apes? No, no, no use even asking them. They wouldn't understand."
• (Barbara Luddy) "They wouldn't?"
• (Tramp) "Uh-uh. Too closely related to humans. Oh-oh. Alligators. Now there's an idea."
• (Tramp) "Say Al, do you suppose you could nip this contraption off for us?"
• (Al the Alligator) "Glad to oblige --"
• (Tramp) "Whoa. WHOA."
• (Tramp) "Huh. If anybody ever needed a muzzle, it's him."

• (Barbara Luddy) "What is a baby? I just can't understand. It must be something wonderful. It must be something grand. 'Cause everybody's smiling, in a kind and wistful way, and they haven't even noticed that I'm around today."
• (Barbara Luddy) "What is a baby, anyway? Oh what is a baby? I must find out today, what makes Jim Dear and Darling -- act -- this -- way --"

• (Barbara Luddy) "-- But when she put that horrible muzzle on me --"
• (Tramp) "Say no more, I get the whole picture. Aunts, cats, muzzles -- Well, that what comes of tying yourself down to one family."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Haven't you a family?"
• (Tramp) "One for every day of the week. The point is, none of them have me."

• (Barbara Luddy) "Oh. Oh, dear."
• (Tramp) "Is something wrong, Pidge?"
• (Barbara Luddy) "It's morning."
• (Tramp) "Yeah. So it is."
• (Barbara Luddy) "I should have been home hours ago."
• (Tramp) "Why? Because you still believe in that old "in the faithful old dog tray" routine? Aw, come on, Pidge. Open up your eyes."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Open my eyes?"
• (Tramp) "To what a dog's life can really be. I'll show you what I mean. Look down there. Tell me what you see."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Well, I see nice homes, with yards and fences --"
• (Tramp) "Exactly. Life on a leash. Look again, Pige. Look, there's a great big hunk of world down there, with no fence around it. Where two dogs can find adventure and excitement. And beyond those distant hills, who knows what wonderful experiences? And it's all ours for the taking, Pige. It's all ours."
• (Barbara Luddy) "It sound wonderful."
• (Tramp) "But?"
• (Barbara Luddy) "But who'd watch over the baby?"
• (Tramp) "You win. Come on. I'll take you home."

• (Tramp) "Well, friend, we'll be on our way now, so --"
• (Beaver) "Uh-uh-uh. Not so fast, sonny."
• (Beaver) "I'll have to make certain it's satisfactory before we settle on a price."
• (Tramp) "Oh, no. It's all yours, friend. You can keep it."
• (Beaver) "I can, eh?"
• (Beaver) "I can?"
• (Barbara Luddy) "Uh-huh. It's a free sample."
• (Beaver) "Well, thanks a lot. Thanks ever so --"
• (Beaver) "Say. It works swell."

• (Tramp) "Now take the Schultzes here. Little Fritzy; that's me, Pidge; makes this his Monday home."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Monday home?"
• (Tramp) "Ach, ja. Mondays is Mama Schultz cooking der Wienerschnitzel."
• (Tramp) "Mmm-mmm. Delicious."
• (Tramp) "Now, O'Brien's here is where little Mike; sure'n that's me again, Pidge; comes of a Tuesday."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Of a Tuesday?"
• (Tramp) "Begorra, that's when they're after havin' the darlin' corned beef."
• (Tramp) "You see, Pidge, when you're footloose and collar-free, well, you take nothing but the best."

• (Tramp) "Not to change the subject, but, um -- ever chased chickens?"
• (Barbara Luddy) "I should say not."
• (Tramp) "Oh-ho, then you've never lived."
• (Barbara Luddy) "But we shouldn't."
• (Tramp) "I know. That's what makes it fun. Aw, come on, kid. Start building some memories."

• (Tramp) "Aw, come on, Pige. It wasn't my fault."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Hmph."
• (Tramp) "I thought you were right behind me. Honest. When I heard they'd taken you to the pound, I --"
• (Barbara Luddy) "Oh, don't even mention that horrible place."
• (Barbara Luddy) "I was so embarrassed -- and frightened --"
• (Tramp) "Oh, now, now. Who could ever harm a little trick like you?"
• (Barbara Luddy) "Trick? Trick. Oh, that reminds me. Who is Trixie?"
• (Tramp) "Trixie?"
• (Barbara Luddy) "And Lulu and Fifi and Rosita Chiquita wh -- whatever her name is?"
• (Tramp) "Chiquita -- chiquita, oh -- Oh. Yes. Well, I-I-I can explain --"
• (Barbara Luddy) "As far as I'm concerned, you needn't worry about your old heel."
• (Tramp) "M-m-my heel?"
• (Barbara Luddy) "I don't need you to shelter and protect me."
• (Tramp) "Yes, b-but --"
• (Barbara Luddy) "If you grow careless, don't blame me. And I don't care if the Cossacks do pick you up. Goodbye. And take this with you."

• (Beaver) "Ah-ah-ah, busy sonny, busy. Gotta slide this sycamore to the; ung; swamp."
• (Tramp) "But this'll only take a second of your time --"
• (Beaver) "Only a second. Listen, listen sonny, you realize every second, seventy centimeters of water is wasted over that spillway?"
• (Tramp) "Yeah, but --"
• (Beaver) "Gotta get this log movin', sonny, gotta get it movin'. T'ain't the cuttin' take's the time, it's the doggone haulin'."
• (Tramp) "The hauling. Exactly. Now, what you need is --"
• (Beaver) "Better bisect this section here --"
• (Tramp) "What you need is a log puller."
• (Tramp) "I SAID A LOG PULLER."
• (Beaver) "I ain't deef, sonny. There's no need to -- Did you say log puller?"
• (Tramp) "Haha, and by lucky coincidence, you see before you, modeled by the lovely little lady, the new, improved, patented, handy-dandy, never-fail little giant log puller. The busy beaver's friend."
• (Beaver) "You don't say."
• (Tramp) "Guaranteed not to wear, tear, rip or ravel. Turn around, sister, and show the customer the merchandise. And it cuts log-hauling time sixty-six percent."
• (Beaver) "Sixty-six percent, eh? Figure that. Well, how's it work?"
• (Tramp) "Why, it's no work at all. You merely slip this ring over the limb like this, and haul it off."
• (Beaver) "Uh, say, d'you mind if I slip it on for size?"
• (Tramp) "Help yourself, friend, help yourself."
• (Beaver) "Okay. Hehe. Don't mind if I do. Uh -- how'd'ya get the carn-starnded thing off, sonny?"
• (Tramp) "Glad you brought that up, friend, glad you brought that up. To remove it, simply place the strap between your teeth --"
• (Beaver) "Like this?"
• (Tramp) "Kee-rect, friend. Now bite HARD."
• (Tramp) "You see?"
• (Barbara Luddy) "It's off."
• (Beaver) "Say, that is simple."

Verna Felton as Aunt Sarah

• (Verna Felton) "We are Siamese if you please. We are Siamese if you don't please."

Bill Baucom as Trusty

• (Bill Baucom) "As my grandpappy, Ol' Reliable, used to say -- I don't recollect if I've ever mentioned Ol' Reliable before?"
• (Unnamed) "No you haven't, Uncle Trusty."
• (Bill Baucom) "Huh? I haven't? Well, as Ol' Reliable used to say -- he'd say, uh -- He'd say, uh -- er -- Doggone. You know, I clean forgot what it was he used to say."

• (Bill Baucom) "You see, miss Lady, there comes a time in the life of all humans when uh -- well as they put it -- uh, the birds and the bees?"
• (Bill Baucom) "Or well -- uh -- the stork? You know? Uh, no? Well uh --"
• (Bill Thompson) "What he's tryin' to say, Lassie, is, Darling is expecting a wee bairn."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Bairn?"
• (Bill Baucom) "He means a baby, miss Lady."

• (Bill Baucom) "That's right, Miss Lady; as my grandpappy, Ol' Reliable used to say -- I don't recollect that I've ever mentioned Ol' Reliable before?"
• (Bill Thompson) "Aye, ye have, laddie. Frequently."
• (Bill Baucom) "Oh, yeah."

• (Bill Baucom) "As my grandpappy, Ol' Reliable, used to say -- I don't recollect if I ever mentioned Ol' Reliable before?"

Bill Thompson as Jock

• (Tramp) "Just a cute little bundle -- of trouble. Yeah, they scratch, pinch, pull ears -- Aw, but shucks, any dog can take that. It's what they do to your happy home. Move it over, will ya, friend? Homewreckers, that's what they are."
• (Bill Thompson) "Look here, laddie. Who are you to barge in?"
• (Tramp) "The voice of experience, buster. Just wait 'til Junior gets here. You feel the urge for a nice, comfortable scratch, and -- "Put that dog out. He'll get fleas all over the baby." You start barking at some strange mutt --"
• (Tramp) ""Stop that racket, you'll wake the baby." And then -- then they hit you on the room and board department. Oh, remember those nice, juicy cuts of beef? Forget 'em. Leftover baby food. And that nice, warm bed by the fire? A leaky dog house."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Oh, dear."

• (Bill Thompson) "Here's your bones-a, Tony."
• (George Givot) "Okay, bones. Bones? Whassa matta for you, Joe? I break-a your face-e. Tonight, Butch-a, he's-a get the best in the house."
• (Bill Thompson) "Okay, Tony. You the boss."
• (George Givot) "Now, tell me, what's your pleasure? A la carte? Dinner?"
• (George Givot) "Aha, okay. Hey, Joe. Butch-a he say he wants-a two spaghetti speciale, heavy on the meats-a ball."
• (Bill Thompson) "Tony, dogs-a don't a-talk."
• (George Givot) "He's a-talkin' to me."
• (Bill Thompson) "Okay, he's a-talkin' to you. You the boss."
• (George Givot) "Now, here you are-a, the best-a spaghetti in-a town."

• (Bill Thompson) "Dinnae listen, lassie. No human is that cruel."
• (Bill Baucom) "Of course not, Miss Lady. Why, everybody knows a dog's best friend is his human."
• (Tramp) "Oh, come on now, fellas. You haven't fallen for that old line now, have you?"
• (Bill Thompson) "Aye, and we've no need for mongr-r-rels and their r-r-radical ideas. Off with ya now. Off with ya. Off with ya."
• (Tramp) "Okay, Sandy."
• (Bill Thompson) "The name's Jock."
• (Tramp) "Okay, Jock."
• (Bill Thompson) "Heather Lad of Glencairn, to you."
• (Tramp) "Okay, okay, okay. But remember this, Pigeon, a human heart has only so much room for love and affection. When a baby moves in, the dog moves out."

George Givot as Tony

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Lee Millar as Jim Dear

• (Lee Millar) "What is it, old girl? What are you trying --"
• (Lee Millar) "Darling, Aunt Sarah, come here."
• (Peggy Lee) "What is it Jim?"
• (Verna Felton) "Aah. A rat."
• (Bill Baucom) "A rat. We should've known."
• (Bill Thompson) "I misjudged him. Badly."
• (Bill Baucom) "Come on. We got to stop that wagon."
• (Bill Thompson) "But man, we dinnae know which way they've gone."
• (Bill Baucom) "We'll track 'em down."
• (Bill Thompson) "A-a-and then?"
• (Bill Baucom) "We'll hold 'em. Hold 'em at bay."

• (Lee Millar) "It's for you, Darling. Merry Christmas."
• (Peggy Lee) "Oh, Jim, dear. It's the one I was admiring, isn't it? Trimmed with ribbons?"
• (Lee Millar) "Well, it has a ribbon."
• (Peggy Lee) "Oh, how sweet."
• (Lee Millar) "You like her, Darling?"
• (Peggy Lee) "Oh, I love her. What a perfectly beautiful little Lady."

Alan Reed as Boris

• (Alan Reed) "Ah, but remember, my friends. Even Tramp has his Achilles heel."
• (Pedro) "Pardon me, amigo. What is this chili deal?"
• (Alan Reed) "Achilles heel, Pedro. This is meaning his, uh, weaknesses."
• (Dallas McKennon) "Oh. Oh, the dames. Yeah."
• (Bulldog in Pound) "He has an eye for a well-turned paw, he has. Let's see, there's been Lulu --"
• (Dallas McKennon) "Yeah, and Trixie --"
• (Dachsie) "Und Fifi --"
• (Pedro) "And my sister, Rosita Chiquita Juanita Chihuahua. I think."

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