Ladybugs (film) Quotes

Ladybugs (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Ladybugs ended in 1970.

It features Andre Morgan, and Albert S. Ruddy as producer, Richard Gibbs in charge of musical score, and Dan Burstall as head of cinematography.

Ladybugs (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ladybugs (film) is 90 minutes long. Ladybugs (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Rodney Dangerfield as Chester, Jonathan Brandis as Matthew, Blake Clark as Coach Bull, Jackée Harry as Julie, Ilene Graff as Bess, Jennifer Frances Lee as Carmelita Chu, and Nancy Parsons as Coach Annie.

Ladybugs (film) Quotes

Rodney Dangerfield as Chester

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "We have a chance. Like a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "You've got to change your behavior."
• (Jonathan Brandis) "Oh and what'd I do?"
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "What'd you do? A girl doesn't give the opposing team the finger and tell their coach, "Up yours." A girl doesn't refer to the referee a blind bastard. A girl doesn't slap another girl on the ass and say, "You're hot stuff." And a girl doesn't say "I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it.""

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Coach Bull huh? I know your full name."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "I've never saw such beautiful landscaping. Looks like all the trees threw up."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Wow. The only thing quicker than that is when I'm having sex."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "My name is Chester, I'm great, I'm wonderful. Everybody likes me."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, Chester. My name's Harland, and to me you look like a giant asshole."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Well, if I'm an asshole there's a reason for it. You're contagious."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Julie, look at what you're eating, I thought you were getting in shape. What happened to the weight lifting class?"
• (Jackée Harry) "Oh I'm doing good. I mean this is heavy."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "I read a book once, "100 Ways to Make Love." I ended up in traction, it was a misprint."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "I dressed her son up like a girl, and invited him to play with me."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "What is this? A drag race."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "I tell you, that Welfelt has power. You know, with the right training, she could be the best player we have."
• (Jackée Harry) "The best player we have? Well, what about Larimer over there, the little black girl? She's the best player we have. You know that black people are the best at sports, c'mon. We're the best runners, the fastest runners, the best at track. We're the best at baseball, the best at boxing, the best at basketball, football. Hey, you name it."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Eeesh, black people are best at sports. Are you kidding? How about hockey? And waterpolo? Fencing. Best at sports -- hey, badminton. Yachting. Best at sports -- Oh, I forgot fox hunting. Best in sports --"

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Two-story house. Yeah before you buy it they give you one story, after you move in you get another story."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Well, you know how it is; boys want to be girls, girls want to be boys -- Some of them are --"

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Just remember, we gotta be careful. I don't want your mother to find out, she'll kill me."
• (Jonathan Brandis) "God, I can't believe I'm doing this."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Don't worry, I'll be finished soon."
• (Jonathan Brandis) "Ow. Take it easy, that hurts."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Don't worry, if it's too tight you'll get used to it."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Get in the car quick. These heels are killing me."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Women are a beautiful bed of flowers."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Of course there's a weed here and there."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "What's the point in being the best, if it only brings out your worst?"

Jonathan Brandis as Matthew

• (Jonathan Brandis) "We get along great, we laugh together, we like the same music, the same sports, we get along just great."
• (Unnamed) "Then what's the problem?"
• (Jonathan Brandis) "She don't know I'm a boy."

Jackée Harry as Julie

• (Jackée Harry) "You know anything about soccer?"
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Not much, all I know is I got a lotta balls."

Nancy Parsons as Coach Annie

• (Nancy Parsons) "Well, I know what my girls can do. And I just want to tell you that your team is going to get crushed."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "I guess you're going to play, too, huh?"

Blake Clark as Coach Bull

• (Blake Clark) "If you were in my army, I would have you on latrine duty."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Hoo. Smells like I'm there now."

Jennifer Frances Lee as Carmelita Chu

• (Jennifer Frances Lee) "My name is Carmelita Chu. I collect butterflies."

Ilene Graff as Bess

• (Ilene Graff) "Matthew?"
• (Jonathan Brandis) "Mom."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Martha."
• (Ilene Graff) "Chester?"
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Bess."

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