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Larger than Life (House) Quotes

Larger than Life (House) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Larger than Life stopped airing in 1970.

Larger than Life (House) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Hi."
  • (Unnamed) "I think we should get a divorce. You have feelings for him, and I can't handle that. But it's my fault you needed someone else. I keep hurting you."
  • (Unnamed) "We love each other."
  • (Unnamed) "I know. But are you happy?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Then what are we doing?"
  • (Unnamed) "House, I need you to come to that dinner for two hours, keep your mouth shut, and behave like an adult. Yes, you will be in Hell, but I will feel better having you there. That is what a relationship is. We average our misery."
  • (Unnamed) "God. She's still talking. Make it stop."
  • (Unnamed) "House's world view doesn't include random acts of self-sacrifice. He's gonna count heroism as a symptom until proven otherwise."
  • (Unnamed) "I forgot. you guys talk. Look, no offense to either of you, but dinner with your mom? Come on, I- I have to act like a decent human being, and you know what a strain that puts on me. And you. Ever since you broke up with Sam, you've done nothing but mope and whine. It's an unbelievable bummer."
  • (Unnamed) "And just what is so exciting you have to blow off both of us to do it?"
  • (Unnamed) "I just want to sit on my couch in my underwear, drink Scotch and watch the Real Housewives of New Jersey -- by myself. I just want one night off. Is that so much to ask?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "So humanity is apathetic and self-serving?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "So she's not cheating on you, and you're getting all the action you can handle. I don't see the downside."
  • (Unnamed) "In the clinic, you were a complete schmendrick. But once you knew I was Lisa's mother, you held your tongue. That's because you love her. I still think you're a pain in the ass with a God complex, and I'll kill you if you hurt her, but I'm glad she has you."
  • (Unnamed) "My own daughter is a doctor. She makes a hobby of dismissing my concerns."
  • (Unnamed) "She sounds smart."
  • (Unnamed) "Did she tell you to say that?"
  • (Unnamed) "I've never met your daughter."
  • (Unnamed) "That's hard to believe since you're currently shtupping her."
  • (Unnamed) "Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath, I have to admit that I'm; I'm honestly relieved. Your mom is quite a; quite a handful."
  • (Unnamed) "What? -- I feel fu --"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, you've got to be kidding me."
  • (Unnamed) "Sorry. I honestly thought you'd be worse."
  • (Unnamed) "That poster got me laid when I got home last night, so do your worst."
  • (Unnamed) "Am I imagining things, or did I see a billboard with your face on it on my way home tonight?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, was my whole face there? 'Cause I just saw the nose."

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