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Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector Quotes

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector ended in 1970.

It features Alan C. Blomquist as producer, Tim P. in charge of musical score, and Kim Marks as head of cinematography.

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector is 89 minutes long. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Iris Bahr as Amy Butlin, David Koechner as Donnie, Megyn Price as Jane Whitley, and Thomas F. Wilson as Bart Tatlock.

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector Quotes

Iris Bahr as Amy Butlin

  • (Iris Bahr) "After lunch today, he told me there was a brown snake playing peek-a-boo with his butthole. I aced Bio. I do not recall brown snakes."
  • (Iris Bahr) "Damn it, I am a woman. I have breasts. They may not be especially large, but they're perky, and my nipples could cut glass."
  • (Iris Bahr) "Larry, when are you gonna inspect your own health? We can't lose you to this. Last year, 2000, we lost your Momma and Poppa to that gravy injection tragedy. I don't want to lose you in the year 2001."
  • (Larry) "It's alright honeysuckle. I will be a-okay, and then we will all be together once again, and maybe I'll install some cable. I am still doing the annual gravy injection this year, I gotta support my departed folks, you understand."
  • (Unnamed) "Larry, bad news. President Wang has got a couple terrorists on the line. They're talking about an attack in NYC in September this year, and they need you to disguise yourself as a health inspector to get on a flight and take down the terrorist first."
  • (Larry) "Them yankees are too busy sucking on their coffees and looking at their cellphones to get serious about our freedoms, man, and I will give them terrorist taliban son's of bitches what for. Nobody messes with the U.S.A. Hey terrorists, tonight the cable is free."
  • (Larry) "You're not gonna believe this, but there's a snow cone vendor out there not wearing a bra."
  • (Iris Bahr) "Is that a violation?"
  • (Larry) "No, but it makes me want to get a snow cone."

Megyn Price as Jane Whitley

  • (Larry) "Ms. Macechelli was dilling his pickle"
  • (Megyn Price) "Dilling his pickle?"
  • (Larry) "Chucking his corn."
  • (Iris Bahr) "Chucking his corn?"
  • (Larry) "Trimming his tree."
  • (Megyn Price) "Trimming his tree?"
  • (Larry) "Branching his limb."
  • (Iris Bahr) "Branching his limb?"
  • (Larry) "Oh, I can do this all day."
  • (Megyn Price) "Nice Rod, Larry."
  • (Larry) "She said "Rod.""

Thomas F. Wilson as Bart Tatlock

  • (Thomas F. Wilson) "Butlin."
  • (Iris Bahr) "You called me in, sir?"
  • (Larry) "You gotta be kiddin' me. First I lose my promotion to the pissed off crippled feller that's only been here three weeks and now you expect me, a man of my tenure, to work with a dadgum boy?"
  • (Iris Bahr) "I'm Amy -- Butlin."
  • (Larry) "So your parents gave you a girly name to toughen you up? I like that."
  • (Iris Bahr) "I've been, uh, very eager to be part of a collaboration ever since I graduated from the academy, I really want to get out on the field and prop --"
  • (Larry) "You ever fart so loud your back cracks?"
  • (Larry) "Oh man, I gotta get out of here. Lord Jesus and Dale Earnheardt, Jr, I'm a dadgum tickin' time bomb."
  • (Iris Bahr) "That's my partner? Seriously?"
  • (Thomas F. Wilson) "The city is being sued for a damaged coccyx."
  • (Thomas F. Wilson) "You think this is funny?"
  • (Larry) "No. I am crying on the inside, okay."

David Koechner as Donnie

  • (Larry) "Hey, what's going on Donnie?"
  • (David Koechner) "Hey, Larry. You wanna play?"
  • (Larry) "You know what? I can't. I'm late and I gotta get something to eat. My boss is a dickweed."
  • (David Koechner) "Dickweed. Dickweed. Dickweed."

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