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Lars and the Real Girl Quotes

Lars and the Real Girl is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Lars and the Real Girl completed its run in 1970.

It features Sarah Aubrey, John Cameron, and Sidney Kimmel as producer, David Torn in charge of musical score, and Adam Kimmel as head of cinematography.

Lars and the Real Girl is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada, and United States. Each episode of Lars and the Real Girl is 106 minutes long. Lars and the Real Girl is distributed by MGM Distribution Co..

The cast includes: Ryan Gosling as Lars Lindstrom, Patricia Clarkson as Dagmar, R. D. Reid as Reverend Bock, Paul Schneider as Gus, Emily Mortimer as Karin, Nancy Beatty as Mrs. Gruner, Maxwell McCabe-Lokos as Kurt, and Kelli Garner as Margo.

Lars and the Real Girl Quotes

Ryan Gosling as Lars Lindstrom

  • (Ryan Gosling) "I was talking to Bianca, and she was saying that in her culture they have these rites of passages and rituals and cermonies, and, just all kinds of things that, when you do them, go through them, let you know that you're an adult? Doesn't that sound great?"
  • (Paul Schneider) "It does."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "How'd you know?"
  • (Paul Schneider) "How'd I know what?"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "That you were a man"
  • (Paul Schneider) "Ahhh. I couldn't tell ya."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Was it -- okay, was it sex?"
  • (Paul Schneider) "Um. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's uh, yeah, yeah it's kind of; it's uh; no. Well, it's kind of sex but it's not uh, you know? I don't know. I don't know. It's; uh; good question, good question."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Yeah, but I have to know"
  • (Paul Schneider) "Hold that thought."
  • (Paul Schneider) "You know, you should ask Dagmar"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "I did ask Dagmar. And she said that I should ask you."
  • (Paul Schneider) "Okay, you know I can only give you my opinion."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "That's what we want"
  • (Paul Schneider) "Well, it's not like you're one thing or the other, okay? There's still a kid inside but you grow up when you decide to do right, okay, and not what's right for you, what's right for everybody, even when it hurts."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Okay, like what?"
  • (Paul Schneider) "Like, you know, like, you don't jerk people around, you know, and you don't cheat on your woman, and you take care of your family, you know, and you admit when you're wrong, or you try to, anyways. That's all I can think of, you know; it sound like it's easy and for some reason it's not."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Those are nice, huh? And they're not real, so they'll last forever."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "How was the game?"
  • (Paul Schneider) "The cheese inspectors beat the crap out of us."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "You don't care."
  • (Emily Mortimer) "We don't care? We do care."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "No you don't."
  • (Emily Mortimer) "That is just not true. God. Every person in this town bends over backward to make Bianca feel at home. Why do you think she has so many places to go and so much to do? Huh? Huh? Because of you. Because; all these people; love you. We push her wheelchair. We drive her to work. We drive her home. We wash her. We dress her. We get her up, and put her to bed. We carry her. And she is not petite, Lars. Bianca is a big, big girl. None of this is easy; for any of us; but we do it -- Oh. We do it for you. So don't you dare tell me how we don't care."

Kelli Garner as Margo

  • (Kelli Garner) "What are you doing Friday night?"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "I have a school board meeting. Bianca got elected, so --"
  • (Kelli Garner) "So, I here you guys are getting married?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Kelli Garner) "Things look so much better."

Maxwell McCabe-Lokos as Kurt

  • (Maxwell McCabe-Lokos) "You know what your problem is, Margo? You're just too aggressive. Just chill-lax, you know?"
  • (Kelli Garner) "Shut up."

Patricia Clarkson as Dagmar

  • (Patricia Clarkson) "So, tell me about Karin. I don't know her very well."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Oh, she's wonderful. Gus and I are very lucky with women; she's wonderful. But she --"
  • (Patricia Clarkson) "That's okay, let's find you something to read"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "No, it's just -- between us?"
  • (Patricia Clarkson) "Of course."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "I'm worried about her. I think she has a little problem."
  • (Patricia Clarkson) "Oh, well, maybe you shouldn't tell me."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "No, that's okay. It's just, and I think it's because she's insecure, it's just, she's just always trying to hug everybody. You know, some people don't like that. Some people don't like to be hugged. But she doesn't realize that. She takes it personally, and, it hurts her feelings. I don't know what to do about that. Do you?"
  • (Patricia Clarkson) "It's such a comfort sometimes, just to have somebody's arms around you. Don't you think?"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "No."
  • (Patricia Clarkson) "It feels good."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "It does not feel good. It, it hurts."
  • (Patricia Clarkson) "Oh, like a cut, or bruise?"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Like a burn. Like when you go outside and your feet freeze and you come back in and then they thaw out? It's like that. It's almost exactly like that."
  • (Patricia Clarkson) "Same with everyone?"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Uh, not really with Bianca. But everyone else"
  • (Patricia Clarkson) "Sometimes I get so lonely I forget what day it is, and how to spell my name."

Paul Schneider as Gus

  • (Paul Schneider) "What are we doing? Why are we doing this for him?"
  • (Emily Mortimer) "Oh, come on. It's funny."
  • (Paul Schneider) "Is it?"
  • (Emily Mortimer) "I don't know. I don't know, maybe not."
  • (Paul Schneider) "Pretend that she's real? I'm just not gonna do it."
  • (Patricia Clarkson) "She is real."
  • (Paul Schneider) "Well --"
  • (Patricia Clarkson) "She's right out there."
  • (Paul Schneider) "Right, right, I get that, but I'm just not gonna, you know --"
  • (Patricia Clarkson) "You won't be able to change his mind, anyway. Bianca's in town for a reason."
  • (Paul Schneider) "But; but --"
  • (Patricia Clarkson) "It's not really a choice."
  • (Emily Mortimer) "Okay. Okay, all right, we'll do it, whatever it takes."
  • (Paul Schneider) "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone's gonna laugh at him."
  • (Patricia Clarkson) "And you."

R. D. Reid as Reverend Bock

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Nancy Beatty as Mrs. Gruner

  • (Unnamed) "Well that's how life is, Lars."
  • (Nancy Beatty) "Everything at once."
  • (Unnamed) "We brought casseroles."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Thank you."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Um, is there something I should be doing right now?"
  • (Nancy Beatty) "No, dear. You eat."
  • (Unnamed) "We came over to sit."
  • (Unnamed) "That's what people do when tragedy strikes."
  • (Unnamed) "They come over, and sit."

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