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Laserblast Quotes

Laserblast is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Laserblast ended its run in 1970.

It features Charles Band as producer, Richard Band in charge of musical score, and Terry Bowen as head of cinematography.

Laserblast is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Laserblast is 80 minutes long. Laserblast is distributed by Irwin Yablans Company.

Laserblast Quotes

  • (Kathy Farley) "Just you and me and the sky -- like a cup. A giant cup."
  • (Chuck Boran) "Whoa, mama. Wouldn't Chuck like to give you his red hot frank."
  • (Unnamed) "From what I hear, Chucky, it ain't so hot."
  • (Kathy Farley) "Gee, Billy -- why can't you be more ordinary."
  • (Billy Duncan) "Pow. Pa-pa-pow."
  • (Chuck Boran) "Hey Froggy, you think our boy here would like to give us a little race?"
  • (Froggy) "Billy? Hell, he never races."
  • (Billy Duncan) "Who the hell told you that? I'll show you a race."
  • (Hip Kid) "Faaar out."
  • (Colonel Farley) "Oh, that's private? What is this stuff you're pulling on me? You're just like those guys, those white collar guys down there at Cherry Point. Everything is hush hush. Operation Sand Dust; hush hush. Everybody connected with it; hush hush. Everybody except me because I know something they didn't know I knew."
  • (Colonel Farley) "Now you get away from that. You bastards are all alike. Your disguises and your tricks and your phony ideas."
  • (Billy Duncan) "Colonel, if you'll just call Kathy --"
  • (Sheriff) "What can I do for ya, fella?"
  • (Tony Craig) "First, you take your feet off the desk. Second, you take the cigar out of your mouth. And third, you stand up."
  • (Sheriff) "Who the hell are you?"
  • (Hip Kid) "Yeah, there I was, 30,000 feet straight up. Field full of frozen yo-yos and the string broke. I didn't falter. Just kept on going man. I knew Nirvana was straight around the corner. I turned the corner and ran smack into Betty Crocker. She was running across the sky yelling "You never outgrow your need for milk." I looked at her, and I said, "Baby -- you're something else." Far out, man. Y'know what I mean?"

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