Last Comic Standing Quotes

Last Comic Standing is a Talent contest that first aired in June 1, 2003 - August 9, 2010 on NBC. Last Comic Standing ended its run in 2015.

Last Comic Standing lasted 9 seasons and 76 episodes. Last Comic Standing is executive produced by Wanda Sykes.

Last Comic Standing is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Last Comic Standing is 42 minutes long. Last Comic Standing is produced by Push It Productions.

Last Comic Standing Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Man, I've got forty pounds of underwear."

• (Unnamed) "I'm Ryan Seacrest."

• (Unnamed) "Oreo, have you been reading my diary? Because this has been a fantasy of mine for some time."

• (Unnamed) "That's the kind of thing that if you found in a bus station, the FBI would have to be notified."

• (Unnamed) ""Dur, dur, dur" Not so.@#$.%& funny now, is it?"

• (Unnamed) "Oops, kids. I fell."

• (Unnamed) "I'd ask about the middle kids but nobody cared about you anyway."

• (Unnamed) "You know what, this is below me."
• (Unnamed) "At 6'6" everything's below you."

• (Unnamed) "I get called "sweetheart" a lot by guys. You know a lot of women take offense at that, but when you've been called "c nt" enough times, it kind of takes the sting out of "sweetheart"."

• (Unnamed) "I think the cowboy would be more comfortable if he had the construction worker and the Indian chief with him."

• (Unnamed) "When we come back we'll find out who is going to be performing first in the head-to-head."
• (Unnamed) "Who are we kidding? It's Gary Gulman."

• (Unnamed) "Look down the aisle, sugar cookie. Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker"

• (Unnamed) "How did I get hit?"

• (Unnamed) "Do you know my brother, Chuck E. Cheese?"

• (Unnamed) "He's just someone you wouldn't want to clone."

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